MILES
Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today
The Foods Report - turkey, chick-hen and pancakes! not bad.
The What Did Billy do report: - yeah, it was warm out so guess? yeah, THAT. Except he didn't go in the road. but he DID try and go in our naybors house and her kitty Leema smacked Billy in the head. bwahahahaha
That What Did Nicky do report - again, does the word SPAZZMO mean anything to you? (Nicky: um, NO.)
Here wif the insane report is the head of the department of meezer insanity - Dr Cottage Cheese brains: well things haf really picked up this week - there are MORE aliens in the nayborhood- baby aliens. It must be baby alien season. I doesn't unnerstand why they drop off baby aliens and don't take the older ones away. Plus, they was all hollering for the mother ship or hollering at each ofur or hollering at the people they are going to eat. i'm not shur. at least none of them came up to mine slidy door this week. back to you chairman of cranky pants.
I's NOT cranky Sammy, I's just a little perturbed. I's perturbed 'acause the mom has been slacking in the petting department. AND she's been saying that me and the orinch meniss are ::gasp:: FAT and we needs to go on a diet. HE'S overweight. I'S under tall. She says that I has to "cut back" on the people foods. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. She think I's cranky NOW, just wait! I may send one of Sammy's aliens ofur here to eat her.
That is the meezer monday Miles report for today
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well miles i think if you can's have any people foods then the mom can't have any kitty foods, right? that'll stop her in her tracks!
smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxooxoxoxox
How can the orange meniss sit still long enough to get fat?! Amazing. Meezers, of course, never get fat.
mommas are slackers
Benny & Lily
Oh the horror, the horror...diet is a four letter word and 2/3 of it is die! Dat sed, mom thinks maybe Speedy needs one too. He's 4 pounds over weight.
Do woo evFUR do anything BUT whine?
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: I MUST have a chat with those aliens!
I sometimes feel sorry for your mom!
Ha ha ha Billy got hit by a girl...
She actually SAID the "F" word and the "D" word? We would be cranky too!!
The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie
Miles honey? Can I borrow that undertall excuse? Thanks. You're the best.
miles, our mom sez, "you are certainly NOT fat; us 'undertall' folks are continually misunderstood in this way". but orinch menisses, on the ofur paw, move so fast they can suck in twice the number of calories that any ofur cat can (by stealin' foods outta the ofur cats' dishes right unner their noses), an' hence may get a li'l . . . uhhhh, tubby.
Psssst, Miles... I have been hearing similar comments from #1... Maybe we should run away together...
Purrs,
Sei-Chan
Wow! It is 78F on your weather report right now! That is the warmest we have seen for like, ever on your blog!
That fat thing won't cut it will it?
Luf, Us
Sammy and Billy-we feel your pain! We did purrty good and have lost our weights though. However, Meowm hasn't given us as much food back. Something about keep the weight off. Hmphf! She should be more worried about herslef losing and keeping weight off than us!
I hate the D word.When mom calls me fat I bite her ankle.
Uh oh Miles...we hope the 'd' word isn't in your future.
purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from you adoring tiny tuxie princess
purrin
xoxox
Abby
Did you say d-i-e-t?!?! OH NOES!!!!!!
You got Ye Olde Smackypaw huh Billy?!!
We always enjoy your Monday reports, silly boys...Sorry to hear about the diet, Miles and Billy=that's no fun...Happy week ahead, handsome friends...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki
Diet? Oh noes.
Miles, doesn't your Mom know that diet is a 4 letter word??????
Purrs Tillie and Georgia
You don't need to go on a diet - it's the others who are under weight!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
DIET!? That is NOT fait at ALL! Tell her no! (and hide a stash in your room or under your bankie so she won't be able to have the last word!)
FAIR, not FAIT...mommy made a typo.
Bob says if you click to edit the post and then click options at the bottom, you can change the date so it shows up on the correct day. You can move this one to Wednesday too.
Sorry meant to post last comment to the Nicky Tuesday post.
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