Thursday, June 30, 2011

Miles Thursday

MILES

It's fashion show day!!! Here are some of mine best looks:

This is mine denim biker look

I don't really like this shert as it clashes wif mine eyes, but the mom says it makes mine neck look muscular


Mine sexy fisherman look 



Mine swashbuckling Pirate look!


Mine rocking chrissymouse sweater!!

And mine favorite - the kerchief mine girlfriendcat Sanjee gived me!
I hopes you liked the Many Fashions of Miles show

(SAMMY: uh, Miles, that denim jacket makes your butt look fat.  I'm just sayin)

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Miles Wednesday

MILES

Since I is also a werld re-nowned song writer I thought that I would write anofur one about mine favorite things.


A few of mine favorite things (sing along wif me)

French toast on sundays and
ham bake on mondays

roast beast on tuesdays and
chick-hen on wednesdays

ground beef and bacon all tied up with strings 

these are a few of mine favorite things

turkey on thursdays and
shrimp on the foo-ton

fish fry on fridays and
pork chops the next day

pancakes and sausage set on the buffet

these are a few of mine favorite things

when the mom yells
when the dinner's late
when i'm feeling sad

i simply remember mine favorite things
and then I don't feeeeeeeeeel so bad

(but mine MOST favoritest favorite is mine girlfriend Sanjee)

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

It's Miles Week!!

MILES

It's mine week! I doesn't haf a dramatical gotcha story like efurryone else here.  I was borned in the house of one of the mom's furriends and he gived me to her.  I HATED HER for taking me away from mine kitty mom and siblings.  I hated her ALOT.  I learned to like her though.  She was good for opening cans and getting ham and stuff. 

Here are some piksurs of me when I was little: Notice the beautiful white rims around mine bloo eyes!






This is mine "crappity crap crap crap I'm a freaking floodlight' pikshur.  But again, mine eyes are stunning!!

Tomorrow I will tell you some of mine likes and dislikes, and Thursday I will be hafing a fashion show - I'm a male model you know. 

(Sammy:  uh, floodlight face, get over yourself)
(Miles - hey butter brain, butt out, I didn't ruin your week)
(Sammy - you're ruining my week now, fatso)
::rumble rumble::

Monday, June 27, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report-  chick-hen, turkey and ham(less)burgers (I still doesn't know why they is called ham-burgers when there's no ham in them)

The What did Billy do report: of course he ranned outside.  but not into the road at least.

The What did Nicky do report: two werds SPAZZ CAT. 

The crazy report wif mush brain:   thank you cream puff hips.  Ok, so, Saturday night there was LOTS of aliens running around loose in the back yard.  OH BAST.  They was running and jumping and sniffing each other and knocking ofur people (I think to try and eat them or something).  It was pan-delerium!!!! I could not stand it!!

Back to you cream cheese thighs. 

Well, this week is MY week - a whole week of MILES!! Can you believe it!! It's gonna be PAWSOME. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Happy Purrfday The Mom!!

MILES

It's about mine gotcha day ( i was  gotcha'd around the mom's purrfday) and it's the mom's purrfday today!!!!

Happy Purrfday Mommy!!!!


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Friday, June 24, 2011

It's Sammy Week - Finally Friday

SAMMY

Well, it's Friday - the last day of Sammy Week.  Here is the rest of the things you may or may not know about me (but will find fascinating anyway)

6.  I sleep on the mom's feets at night.  Until she goes to sleep that is.  Then I has to sleep either on the pillow ofur her head, or on her face.  I don't think she likes me sleeping on her face.  I don't care. 

7.  All Toys Are Belong To Me  (hey, I read lolcats too MOL)
8.  Outside of begetables (corn husks, broccoli, etc) I doesn't like people foods. Miles and Billy can haf all the ham and stuff they want

9.  I like to wander down the hall and then howl like I'm in pain.  It's fun to see the mom come running.

10.  I likes to go in the dungeon and talk to the ghosts of trixie, norton and ralphie there.  I know they're there. It freaks the mom out to find me sitting facing a corner and howling at it.

11.  When the aliens are outside and bothering me, i run around in circles in the living room. That's how the mom knows that they are bothering me. 

12.  I haf to snoopervise the mom when she takes a bath.  Efen though I needs eye bleach after I see her wifout her "furs".  People are ugly and weerd wifout their furs.

13. I likes to rassle wif Miles 'acuase he screams like a little girl. 

I hope you enjoyed Sammy Week.  I want to do it again!!!

And I didn't efen mention aliens too much!!


Thursday, June 23, 2011

It's Sammy Week - Thursday 13

SAMMY

I's resurrecting Thursday Thirteen this week to tell you thirteen things you might not know about me.  Here is the ferst part

1.  I am a momma's boy.  I just ignore her 'acuase I know it drives her crazy, but I has to be close enough to see her at all times when she is home (pikshur of me looking ofur the balcony to see the mom on the cowch)

2.  I love corn husks.  I LOVE THEM.



3.  When someone scritches that spot at the base of mine tail, I stand on mine tippy toes. The mom calls me Peg Leg Pete

4.  Efurry time the mom has to use the human litter box I has to go in ferst and use it to get up onto the big dormer windowsill so that the mom can pet me.  Sometimes she tries to sit too fast and dumps me into the water.

5.  I am terrified of the outside and people.  Whenefur someone comes ofur, I has to hide in the sleepy room under the bed.  Whenefur I'm near a door to the outside that opens, I has to hide in the sleepy room under the bed.  Aliens live out there.  ::SHUDDER::


If you want to know what Miles is up to - he's in Colorado.  Since he's a Diva and cannot post here this week, he hadded to go somewhere where they like him.  MOL


Wednesday, June 22, 2011

It's Sammy Week- Whapping Wednesday

SAMMY

ahhhhhhhh finally a break from whiney wednesday and back to the popular Whapping Wednesday!

My whapping career started very soon after I was gotcha'd.  I discovered that pushing stuff off tables was fun.  Then one night I was on the table next to the sleepy place and there was a glass of water there.  So I pushed it.  And pushed it a little more.  It was kind of heavy, so I pushed it HARD, and it flew off the table and splashed on the mom's face.  OH MY BAST it was PAWSOME.  Soon things like the clock radio were flying off the table, and sometimes even the lamp hit the floor.  Everything was possible!!! Then one day while the mom was at werk I was bored.  This is what happened


Did I do that???

The key to a good whapping is testing the weight of the objects and then doing the fast and furious 'afore your the mom or the dad catches you.  Power and Speed!!!!

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

It's Sammy Week!!!

SAMMY


This is the ferst piksur efur or me.  It was not taked in 2007, that's just when the mom taked a pikshur of the pikshur.  I was borned in 2004 and this pikshur was taked at my furry ferst v-e-t bisit the day after the mom finded me in July. 

Grampa Norton akshually finded me, hiding in the garden.  I was borned somewhere and hadded a mommycat and some people, but something happened that I can't amember and I ended up outside alone.  There were big slobbery aliens out there and they scairt me alot.  I don't know how long I was outside on mine own but I gotted hungry and finded a dead bunny in a garden and I just hadded to eat.  Then a older orinch kitty finded me and gotted a lady to come out and get me.  I hissed at her but she didn't care, she picked me up and bringed me inside. She looked me ofur and 'acided I was not sick or hert and she putted me in a room wif some foods and litterbox.  Then she lefted me for a while.  I later finded out that she wented out to efurry house in our nayborhood to see who losted me. No one claimed me.  She maded up flyers and putted them in mailboxes but again no one claimed me.  That's ok, 'acause I wanted to stay- the lady was furry nice and kissed me alot.  The older orinch kitty was also furry nice - he was like my mommykitty.  The lady orinch kitty, on the other paw, was NOT nice to me at ferst.  But I winned her ofur.  They were mine Gramma Trixie and Grampa Norton.  I hadded so much fun wif them.  I liked to ride Grampa Norton down the hall like he was a horse.  Grampa Norton told me that he was so happy to haf me 'acause his younger brofur hadded gone to the Bridge and he missed Ralphie so much.  The lady (mine mommy) saided that I healed Grampa Norton's heart.  I hope so. I loved him furry much.  I loved Gramma Trixie too. Efen though she was old, she still could cause a LOT of trouble. It was just me and Grampa Norton and Gramma Trixie for about a year, and then the mom 'acided that I was too rough on them and gotted me mine own pet,er baby brofur - Miles. 

That is mine gotcha story. Tomorrow I will tell you all about mine favorite thing - WHAPPING!!!!! (get ready Auntie Bee!)

Monday, June 20, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The foods report: steak, chick-hen and turkey.  SCORE!!!!

The What did Billy do report - wow, Billy did NOTHING this week to make the mom mad!!! Plus, he efen snuggled her efurry night in the sleepy room! 

The What did Nicky do report - aside from sticking his butt in my face alot, he trashed a couple of tables and poked the mom in the stomach one night wif his claws.  

The super stupid report wif alien hunter potato head:  Thanks cream cheese butt.  So, it was a nice weekend and the aliens were going crazy.  Two of them gotted loose and terrorized the nayborhood threatening to eat the sticky people and a couple of adults.  It was unnerving.  

Back to you eclair thighs.  

::SIGH::

So, tomorrow starts Sammy Week here.  This ought to be good!! We haf tolded him NOT to talk about aliens efurry day so hopefully he will not.  

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today
 

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Happy Father's Day




We love you Daddy (DadManLadyPerson)!!!!

Happy Father's Day to all the Dads and Food Dudes and DadManLadyPersons

Friday, June 17, 2011

Finally Friday

SAMMY

YAY! It's finally Friday - the mom is not home sicky anymore and it's gonna be a nice weekend.  I's hoping that the aliens will be unner control and I doesn't haf to run around in circles. 

So. while the mom was home sick this week we hadded a talk about our blog, and we 'acided that each one of us is going to get a entire week to talk all about ourselfs.  (well Tuesday - Friday each week).  Since I's the oldest mine week starts next Tuesday!! When it's Billy's turn it will be on his blog and we will post the link here on our blog. Sounds like fun, right???

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Wednesday Rant - aka Whiney Wednesday

MILES

Ok, let me make somefing clear - I did NOT bite Nicky's tail 'acause he was being annoying, I bited it 'acause he jammed his butt in  mine face and his tail happened to be attached to the part of his butt that slammed into mine face!!! And it startled me!!  Nicky, I's NOT mean, I loves you - I efen lets you snuggle me - and I hardly efur lets anyone else snuggle me (ok, maybe Sammy when it's cold at night and Billy when he's on my spot on the cowch).  

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

ok Miles, I's sorry that I was spinning around you this morning and putting mine butt in your face all the time - I cannot help it that I spin in circles when I's 'acited or upset or when I wake up or all the time.  Mine head is tilty and that's they direkshun it takes me - around.  You didn't haf to bite mine tail eifur - that just made me spin faster.  

Monday, June 13, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - roast beast and FRENCH TOAST!!!!!!!!!

The What Did Billy Do Report - yep, he ranned outside and he also started tossing stuff off tables!!!

The What did Nicky Do Report - 'parently he teached Billy to toss stuff off the tables.

The Why I hate the mom this week report:   She told me that I'm not a small little kitten anymore and that I'm "too large" to sit on her chest while she is on the cowch, and then she told me that I was crushing her.  That was just MEAN. 

The whacko report wif Dr Strangebrain Sammy - Thank you lardo.  You ARE fat.  Anyway, Billy continues to betray our species by trying to make friends wif aliens.  I don't understand him - he's a CAT.  He is furry 'afused and I think that I need to hire someone to deprogram him - he's been brainwashed. 

Back to you fudge hips. 

::SIGH::.  I'm NOT fat.  I'm under slim. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Friday, June 10, 2011

Happy Purrfday Sammy!!

SAMMY

It's mine purrfday today!! I is now 7!! OH MY BAST. Am I a SENIOR KITTY????? AHHHHHHHH!!! ::checks furs for gray ones::

I is hafing a party today and all weekend!! Come and play and eat and dance!!!















Thursday, June 09, 2011

Thankful Thursday

MILES

We is thankful that both grammie and grampie are doing better.  and that the mom is too tired to do anything but sleep - so that we can cuddle smack her around when she's sleeping. 

Wednesday, June 08, 2011

Meezer Colors Day

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

It's here! It's Meezer Colors Day

Here is Miles and his favorite color - lello - he's just chillin




And here is Sammy and his favorite color - also lello - as in NIP NANNER

And here is Me - wif mine favorite color  - ORINCH - as in mine most favoritist brofur BILLY

Tuesday, June 07, 2011

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

OH BOY OH BOY - TOMORROW IS MEEZER COLORS DAY!!! I''s trying to think about what would be a good color for me.  I likes them all.  I wonder what color I would get if I put them all together??

Monday, June 06, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report:  Steak, bacon and eggs.  Somewhat better this week.

The What's going on this week report:  Wednesday is Meezer Colors Day - where all meezers (and honorary Meezers, and families and girlfriends/boyfriends of Meezers) should post pikshurs of yourselfs wearing or posing wif your favorite colors- somefing that shows off your lovely Meezer furs. Check it out here.

The What did Billy do report:  He ranned outside and then...... well..... I'll let Sammy tell you
"NOW? CAN I TELL IT NOW?"  yes mushbrain go ahead "BILLY!! GET AWAY FROM THAT ALIEN!! WHY DOES YOU RUN OUTSIDE TO MEET THE ALIENS??  HEY YOU ALIEN, GET YOUR NOSE OUT OF HIS...... AHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOO.  DON'T PROBE HIM!!! BILLY, WHY IS YOU LICKING THE ALIEN??????"  oops, I think I peed mineself a little. 

The what did Nicky Do Report: he spented Sunday knocking stuff off tables so that the mom has things to do when she gotted home from getting grammie from the hospital. 

Grammie is home from the hospital - yay! grampie is now sick.  ::SIGH::

That is the Meezer Monday miles report for today

Wednesday, June 01, 2011

Wednesday Rant - aka Whiney Wednesday

MILES


Deer The Mom - I knows that grammie is still in the people stabby place, but the noms here are very lacking.  Can you please make shur that you get somefing yummy for dinner? 









Thieving

NICHOLAS THIEVINGPANTS So, mommy is giving us new foods because of mine stoopid brofur Miles.  He barfs a lot when he has certain foods.  ...