Monday, October 29, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - steak and eggs.  NO FRENCH TOAST.  I haf forgotted what it tastes like.  My life is miserable wifout it. 

The what did Billy do report - he ranned out a couple of times, but other than that not much

The what did Nicky do report - well aside from opening the insulin cold box, not much.  He feels sorry for me 'acause I haf not gotted french toast. 

The syko report by SYKO SAM:  well mashed potato brain, the aliens are all going nuts 'acause of some lady named Sandy who has a lot of gas or something - she's supposed to be blowing farts or some such nonsense, and then raining all over us.  Not as bad as where some of our furriends live, but she could fart like 60 miles per hour today and tomorrow.  Someone stop feeding her cabbage.  The aliens haf laid in foods to keep their humans fat so they won't know what hit them when the aliens eat them.  I will let you know next week if any humans are missing. 
Back to you whipped cream thighs. 

::SIGH:: whatefur Sammy.  Tell the mom I'm going to faint if I doesn't get FRENCH TOAST. 

16 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

No French Toast? That is so wrong. I hopes you all is far enough north and east to stay safe and dry with that hurricane thing... say maybe the aliens could make her go a different direction?

Prancer Pie said...

Still no french toast?? You'll be the Syko soon if you don't get any! Stay safe from Sandy, furriends.

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

We agree that you need your French toast, Miles!

Purrs,
The Chans

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

dear the mom,

please make miles some french toast. he really really needs it. oh, and give sammie pie a special treat, okay?

sincerely, auntie bee
xoxo

Nicola Carpenter said...

No french toast? stay safe from the farty lady!

The Paw Relations

Two French Bulldogs said...

French toast better be put back on the menu
Benny & Lily

Katnip Lounge said...

Farting at 60 mph? What a piker. Sandy should meet our Mommy.

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

That Sandy must have eaten LOTS of cabbage to fart like that! Stay safe and dry!

meowmeowmans said...

No french toast? The horror!

Sandy is farting up a storm over here right now, for sure!

Shaggy and Scout said...

For some reason the blogosphere is hilariously funny today where ever we go!!!!
Love it!

Tillie and Georgia said...

French toast withdrawl!!!!!!
That is not pretty!!!!!
Maybe Sandy can "whip up some" heehee
Hope you kitties are safe!

Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Tiger,Treasure,JJ and Julie

Sherlock, Ash and Traveler said...

Who knows? There's always hope for tommorrow that French toast will come :) purrrs xx

Sherlock, Ash and Traveler said...

And stay safe friends! Hugs and kisses and stay safe,
Sherlock,Ash and Traveler

The Island Cats said...

Well, Miles, at least you get steak and eggs. We don't even get that!

We hope Sandy doesn't fart on you too much. Stay safe.

The Cat From Hell said...

Guess what?!? Me hadded French Toasts this morning! Lots of butter and all cutted up into teenie tiny bits with HAM! Me was in heaven!
Me would has shared with yous if me had known...
Kisses
Nellie

Derby, Ducky said...

Mum says she misses french toast too. She says she hopes you gets some soon.

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