MILES
Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today
The Foods Report - steak and eggs. NO FRENCH TOAST. I haf forgotted what it tastes like. My life is miserable wifout it.
The what did Billy do report - he ranned out a couple of times, but other than that not much
The what did Nicky do report - well aside from opening the insulin cold box, not much. He feels sorry for me 'acause I haf not gotted french toast.
The syko report by SYKO SAM: well mashed potato brain, the aliens are all going nuts 'acause of some lady named Sandy who has a lot of gas or something - she's supposed to be blowing farts or some such nonsense, and then raining all over us. Not as bad as where some of our furriends live, but she could fart like 60 miles per hour today and tomorrow. Someone stop feeding her cabbage. The aliens haf laid in foods to keep their humans fat so they won't know what hit them when the aliens eat them. I will let you know next week if any humans are missing.
Back to you whipped cream thighs.
::SIGH:: whatefur Sammy. Tell the mom I'm going to faint if I doesn't get FRENCH TOAST.
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Good bye my sweet Nicky
Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky. You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet. I love you to the moon...
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Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky. You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet. I love you to the moon...
16 comments:
No French Toast? That is so wrong. I hopes you all is far enough north and east to stay safe and dry with that hurricane thing... say maybe the aliens could make her go a different direction?
Still no french toast?? You'll be the Syko soon if you don't get any! Stay safe from Sandy, furriends.
We agree that you need your French toast, Miles!
Purrs,
The Chans
dear the mom,
please make miles some french toast. he really really needs it. oh, and give sammie pie a special treat, okay?
sincerely, auntie bee
xoxo
No french toast? stay safe from the farty lady!
The Paw Relations
French toast better be put back on the menu
Benny & Lily
Farting at 60 mph? What a piker. Sandy should meet our Mommy.
That Sandy must have eaten LOTS of cabbage to fart like that! Stay safe and dry!
No french toast? The horror!
Sandy is farting up a storm over here right now, for sure!
For some reason the blogosphere is hilariously funny today where ever we go!!!!
Love it!
French toast withdrawl!!!!!!
That is not pretty!!!!!
Maybe Sandy can "whip up some" heehee
Hope you kitties are safe!
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Tiger,Treasure,JJ and Julie
Who knows? There's always hope for tommorrow that French toast will come :) purrrs xx
And stay safe friends! Hugs and kisses and stay safe,
Sherlock,Ash and Traveler
Well, Miles, at least you get steak and eggs. We don't even get that!
We hope Sandy doesn't fart on you too much. Stay safe.
Guess what?!? Me hadded French Toasts this morning! Lots of butter and all cutted up into teenie tiny bits with HAM! Me was in heaven!
Me would has shared with yous if me had known...
Kisses
Nellie
Mum says she misses french toast too. She says she hopes you gets some soon.
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