Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Sorry we's not bisitin


We's sorry we's not bisiting much lately.  Mommy has a big projekt at werk that makes her werk elebenty nine hours a day, and we does not haf a home 'puter that is reliable yet. Mommy has to post from werk when she can.  We's sorry our mommy is lame.  

Tuesday, February 28, 2012




oh NO??

Well, then can ME start dancing again???

ME CAN!! OH BOY!! Starting next week ME will start mine Toosday Dance parties again!!!!! YAY!!!!!

Monday, February 27, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the meezer monday miles report for today

The Foods Report:  bacon, ham and FRENCH TOAST

The what did Billy do report:  who cares  FRENCH TOAST

The what did Nicky do report:  Did i mention FRENCH TOAST?

The psycho report by syko sam:  The alien next door that moved out must haf eated her people already 'acause she was back 3 days later.  i feel bad that she's out of food  apparently the lady that is left next door is too old and tough to eat.  like the mom.  i guess they only like tender young joocy humans.  oh and since Miles didn't say, Billy was good and Nicky sat on the moms face wile she was sleeping.  and whapped the  alarm clock at her.   
back to you puddin thighs. 

FRENCH TOAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

uh okaibai

Friday, February 24, 2012

weekend occupy - the cowch


We is occupying the couch this weekend.  There is  lots of room and it reclines so we can play with it too.  This will force the mom to be up and around so she can make us foods all weekend.  Efurryone is welcome to join us!  There's also niptinis and milk and a 52 inch telebision to watch animal planet shows on.  Oh and the Daytona 500 - Sammy thinks he's driving in it again


Thursday, February 23, 2012

Thankful Thursday


I's thankful that the alien on the other side of our house moved out.  She took her person and the little one year old person with her.  Interestingly, the alien was put in a cage and not the people.  Maybe there's hope that she won't eat them.  Her moving mysteriously made all the boy aliens sad.  But much calmer.  The mom said something about her being "in heat" all the time.  I think that was just that she had the oven on all the time over there in an attempt to bake the people.  

In other news, I have been whapping the mom in the back of the head when I lay behind her on the cowch.  She seems to enjoy it.  She keep saying "come on Sammy" and moving her head around so that I have to chase it.  It's lots of fun!  

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Miles Update


Well, shortly after I writed mine Meezer Monday Miles report, I finded mineself shoved in a box.  BUT, there was a letter in it for me.  It seems that I gotted a part on the tv show Hawaii 5-0.  I was going to be a VILLAIN. I was going to be Wo Fat's sidekick.  Little fat.  Wait, was that a fat joke? 
I hadded to get to Hawaii right away.  Good thing I was in a box then!  So, the man in the bloo/brown shorts camed and gotted me and I was whisked off.  I thought maybe there was a meal on the plane, but no one camed and gived me anything.  When the plane landed there was a lot of commoshun and I was hollering that I was late for my debut.  But then I heard something about bananas not being allowed and that the box has to go back on the plane.  I am not bananas!! WAIT!! I WANTS TO GET OUT!! WHY AM I GOING BACK ON THE PLANE??  Crappity crap crap crap.  I's not going to get to be a tv star.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Bored Tuesday


::SIGH:: I's bored.  BORED BORED BORED.  What can I do? you know, 'asides hanging around upside down


Monday, February 20, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - chick-hen, ham(less)burger (it was cow, not pig.  so it can't be a HAMburger) and cheese.  GET THIS, the mom said that the grammie hadded FRENCH TOAST at a restaurant and DID NOT SAVE ME ANY.  She's on the crap list now too. 

The What did Billy do report - while the mom was packing to take grammie away this weekend the mom was putting crap in the car and turned around and Billy was standing next to her.  He's sneaky

The what did Nicky do report - not much - he was quiet this week.  

The Whacko report from mashed potato head Sammy - the mother ship must be near - at least the one for the alien on the other side of our house.  The mom says she's "in heat", I just say she's crazy.  She hollers and hollers all day.  I think the only ones left in that house are her and the one year old baby.  He must be too little to cook and eat.  Maybe the mother ship is bringing him a new mom...... hey, mother ships bringing mothers............. there's something to that I think.  I must go and ponder............. oh, back to you cannoli hips

The grammie report - well the grammie is going to move back to where she growded up.  It's only 100 miles from here so the mom will be able to see her all the time.  So they is both happy.  yay.  whatefur.  she didn't save me any french toast so I say good, i'm glad she's leaving. 

That is the meezer monday miles report for today

Friday, February 17, 2012

Occupy The Windowsill


This weekend the mom is going away with grammie so we are having a Occupy The Windowsill and Trash the human litterbox room party.  We haf a "dormer" window in the human litterbox room and the windowsill can hold TONS of kittehs.  So, come on ofur and occupy wif us!! Here is a picture of me on the windowsill (yes it was taked a long time ago): (oh and there's still MONIES there so we can order out for foods!!!)


Thursday, February 16, 2012

Nicky Thursday


Fank you all so much for your support.  Mommy said that this morning I was a little better.  I did mine morning spins around Miles (well, until he pushed me ofur, which I didn't think was very nice, so I bounced up and bited his ears).  Mommy says she will be taking me to the v-e-t next week to talk about mine tiltiness and spinning.  I really doesn't want to go, but now I unnerstand about mommies and how they werry.  All last night she KISSIED MINE FACE.  oh I HATES THAT.  I doesn't drool all ofur her, why does she haf to drool all ofur me? UGH.  

In other Nicky noos, I beated mine werld starchaser record - I sent that ball around the circle 5000 times in a row last night!! I was so proud!! I doesn't think mommy was thrilled 'acuase she kept saying "keep it down Nicky".  I like to holler at it when I slap the ball and it goes round and round.  I think hollering at it makes it go faster.   

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Nicky Tuesday


I has a prollem with mommy.  She is werried about me and I doesn't want her to be.  You see, I knows I has a tippy head and I knows that it prolly will nefur be fixed.  But mommy thinks I am getting werse.  Efurry morning when we get up, mommy goes into the human litterbox room and we all follow her.  Efurry morning I stop in the hallway and spin around in circles - I can't help it.  It seems that mine balance gets off when I gets 'acited and I has to just spin.  My head gets all tippy to mine left side and I start following it around in circles.  Usually it's just a few spins and then I am ok.  But lately I seem to just spin for a long time, and when mommy calls mine name it doesn't stop me like 'afore.  This morning instead of spinning in just one area, I spinned all ofur the hallway, unner the bench and into a wall.  Mommy ranned out of the human litterbox room and picked me up and I was fine.  I gotted down and was ok.  Mommy started taking a video of it to post, but she says it's "too heartbreaking" to show efurryone.  I doesn't want mommy to feel sad and leak water from her eyes.  I's sorry.  I doesn't know how to stop mine spinning and tippy head.  Mommy wants to take me to the v-e-t, but I doesn't want her to waste her green papers on me 'acause I know that they are just going to say that they need to to a M-R-I thing and that costs hundreds of green papers, and 'asides, I knows that it's not going to get better., but it's not like I's gonna run off to the Bridge or anything like that! I just has a tippy head!!   I think I gotted kicked in the head by a horse 'afore I camed to live with mommy and that was ofur 2 years ago.  I doesn't think I can be fixed, but I don't mind.  I am happy and I love mine life and brofurs and mommy so I don't think I haf to go to the v-e-t.  How can I convince mommy to not take me? 

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Happy Balentimes Day


For mine gorgeous sweet tuxie princess Angel Abby Manx.
I hopes you is mine balentime forefur!!!! I loves you!!

Valentines Day

And this year I has a furry speshul balentime - Mine wonderful sweet and beautiful Auntie Bee - I loves you Auntie Bee!! xoxoxo

Valentines Day


Mine dear Sanjee, will you be mine balentime forefur???? I loves you!!!

Valentine's Day Graphics


Uh, Miss Faith Boo? ::blushblushblush:: will you ::blushblushblush:: be mine balentime?? - Valentines Day Glitter Graphics


Does anyone want to be mine balentime?????? Please??? - Valentines Day Glitter Graphics

Monday, February 13, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The foods report - ham, turkey and chick-hen

The What did Billy do report - well he's still coming to be wet.  He plays in the water bowl and likes to wash his head there. 

The What did Nicky do report-  he was only a little spazzy last week.  And the let the mom clip his claws!

The whacko report by potato head Sammy:   Well, we had LOTS n LOTS of snow this weekend so the aliens were quiet in their houses.  But that's not good 'acause they all prolly made stew out of their people or something.  I hope the people gotted out of their houses ok.  Back to you cream cheese thighs. 

In other news, The Occupy The Table Movement was a total success.  The mom gave up yelling at us to get off the table and all the stuff on the table ended up on the floor or on the chairs.  WE DID IT!!!!!!

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Friday, February 10, 2012

occupy the table


 We are protesting not being allowed to whap stuff off the table.  So please join us in a weekend event:  

OCCUPY THE TABLE 2012  We haf foods and mats for sleeping and the bar is right next to the table for niptinis and meowgaritas, and there is also milk for the young ones in the fridge.  
Update: Miles has set up a foods tent!! 
Noms in the foods tent: ham, turkey, chick-hen and french toasts.  wif syrup.  

Thursday, February 09, 2012



 Just hanging out here on the dining room table.  NOT whapping stuff.  Nope.  Not me.  I'm a good boy.  

Hi Auntie Bee!  xoxoxoxoxo  Hi mine darling Abby!!!  Would you lovely ladies like to join me? 
Akshually, efurryone can join me.  On the table.  NOT whapping all the fun stuff here.  

Wednesday, February 08, 2012

What are you talking about?


No the mom, I did NOT whap efurryfing off the coffee table.  I's been right here all day, bein cute. 

Tuesday, February 07, 2012



I GOTTED FRENCH TOAST FOR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah, and Billy waked the mom up in the middle of the night by shaking his wet head all ofur her face.  That boy is not right.   

Monday, February 06, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - pulled pork, hot dog and egg.  ::SIGH:: guess what I didn't get? 

The What did Billy do report - he gotted in bed wet again.  That is just so funny.  He crawls unner the covers and his head and feets are sopping wet.  Then he wipes his wet face on the mom.  BWAHAHAHAHAHA

The What did Nicky do Report - he whapped about eleventy bajillion toys unner the cold box.  and then he sat in front of it and hollered at it to give them back.  

The whacko report from whacko mashed potato brain Sammy:   - well the aliens have been somewhat quiet - the lawns are squishy and I doesn't think they like to get their precious feets muddy or something.  No sign of the mothership yet.....           Back to you jello hips.  

We still does not have a regular laptop for posting, but we is trying.  Hopefully the mom will get off her fat keester and get us one.  

That is the meezer monday miles report for today 

Thursday, February 02, 2012

Quiet Friday


We is kind of sleepy today so we is gonna haf a nap pile.  And a fridgerfrator cleaning out party.  There's turkey, ham and roast beast in there.  Help yourselfs!! And there's plenty of fleece blankies

Wednesday, February 01, 2012

Whapping Wednesday


Ok, so here's the story 'ahind mine whapping the bedroom light ofur:

So I was on the new nightstand/fridgrfrator in the bedroom (the mom has to keep her insulin there) and I was pushing on the lamp, and it falled ofur, and turned on when it hit the floor.   The mom  waked up out of a sound sleep, remember it's NOTdark anymore in the bedroom, and she could not figure out what was wrong.  She gotted up and ranned down the stairs- stepping OFUR the lamp on the way out of the room.  Then she camed back up after finding nothing down there and was scairt all ofur again when she seed the lamp on the floor.  and it was ON.  And she didn't realize it 'afore.  Oh it was FUNNY.

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