Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Happy Halloween

SAMMY

We escaped the wrath of farting Sandy!  Now we is all staking out our places unner the bed to escape the little gremlins who will be ringing the doorbell tonight.  UGH. 

We hopes you all has a great halloween!!

Monday, October 29, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - steak and eggs.  NO FRENCH TOAST.  I haf forgotted what it tastes like.  My life is miserable wifout it. 

The what did Billy do report - he ranned out a couple of times, but other than that not much

The what did Nicky do report - well aside from opening the insulin cold box, not much.  He feels sorry for me 'acause I haf not gotted french toast. 

The syko report by SYKO SAM:  well mashed potato brain, the aliens are all going nuts 'acause of some lady named Sandy who has a lot of gas or something - she's supposed to be blowing farts or some such nonsense, and then raining all over us.  Not as bad as where some of our furriends live, but she could fart like 60 miles per hour today and tomorrow.  Someone stop feeding her cabbage.  The aliens haf laid in foods to keep their humans fat so they won't know what hit them when the aliens eat them.  I will let you know next week if any humans are missing. 
Back to you whipped cream thighs. 

::SIGH:: whatefur Sammy.  Tell the mom I'm going to faint if I doesn't get FRENCH TOAST. 

Friday, October 26, 2012

Freaky Friday

SAMMY

Some pre-halloween fun!!

Wait, WHAT?  I'm A WHAT?????

You Are an Alien
You're so strange, people occasionally wonder if you're from another world.
You don't try to be different, but you see most things from a very unique, very offbeat perspective.
Brilliant to the point of genius, you definitely have some advanced intelligence going on.
No matter what circles you travel in, you always feel like a stranger. And it's a feeling you've learned to like.

Your greatest power: Your superhuman brain

Your greatest weakness: Your lack of empathy - you just don't get humans

You play well with: Zombies

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Halloween is coming

NICHOLAS SCARYPANTS

What should I be for Halloween?? The mom is stuck for a idea for mine costume.  Sammy is going to be a alien hunter, Miles is going to be a competitive HAM eater, Billy is going to be Houdini, but the mom doesn't know what I should be.  She's thinking sausage.  What does you suggest?

 

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Monday, October 22, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

This is dedicated to sweet Brandi who went to the Bridge last night.  Sweet Brandi, we will miss you so very much. 

The Foods Report - bacon, eggs and squash.  I loves squash.  Acorn Squash.  Not that zucchini stuff. 

The What did Billy do report - he ranned outside at NIGHT.  And got his feets wet.  Then HE CAMED BACK TO THE DOOR BY HISSELF!!! So the mom was happy about that. 

The what did Nicky do report - yep, opened the insulin fridgerfrator again.  The mom taped it closed.  but she says that's a pain in the butt.

The wack-o report by Syko Sam - so when the girl moved back home last week she not only bringed her little blurpy thing with her, but bringed TWO aliens.  The one that all the boy aliens in the nayborhood want and then a boy alien.  I guess they're supposed to make little aliens or something.  BUT that little boy alien NEVER SHUTS UP.  He HOLLERS for the mother ship all day and it's giving me a headache.  I don't think he likes his people, or the girl alien said he's not allowed to eat them or something.  I just wish he would SHUT UP.  Sometimes if I get in the mom's bed and put mine head unner the pillow it's better.  The mom finded me like that Saturday.  But she didn't go next door and make it shut up.  But she's mad 'acause he POOPS all ofur our lawn.  That's not nice.  His people don't pick it up.  I think I will go poop on their pillows or something.
Back to you pudding hips. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Friday, October 19, 2012

Fall Friday

NICHOLAS SLEEPYPANTS

It's rainy and chilly here so we is inbiting efurryone to a weekend long nap pile / house trashing party!!! 

 

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Wacky Wednesday

MILES

Oh boy! Goody four paws Sammy gotted in TRUBBLE.  He walked ofur the mom's face in the middle of the night and scratched her eyelid.  

SAMMY

It's not mine fault - the mom did not do clippy claws on me so it's HER fault.  I can't clip mine own claws.  
And I'm NOT a good four paws! Who is the one who invented WHAPPING in this house? ME.    

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS NAUGHTYPANTS

Deer Mommy

I is sorry for opening the fridgerfrator next to the bed.  I will try hard not to do it anymore.  But see what happens when you block the door? You can't get to your water anymore and then you get too thirsty and make weerd noises when you sleep.  So don't block it anymore. 

To make you feel better, Billy said we can dance here this week and you can watch us Shake our Booty's


Monday, October 15, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The foods report - filet mignon and sausage gravy and biscuits.  not bad but no french toast

The what did Billy do report - he ranned outside on Auntie Ellen - in the rain.  you know how he likes to haf wet feets.  MOL

The what did Nicky do report - opening and closing the fridgerfrator and such, and whapping mommy's phones unner the bed.  MOL

The syko whacko report by our resident moosh brain Sammy:  thank you tiramisu thighs.  So, the aliens have been out again talking, and billy's furriend maxx came ofur.  His house has been invaded by another alien - his dad's girl's alien - who's something called a "min pin" and maxx says he "bounces" all ofur the place.  and eats all the foods.  and he tries to suffocate maxx's dad by laying on his mouth at night.  i am werried about maxx, i think he's going senile. oh, and the naybor's alien is preggers - so there will be MORE aliens around.  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.   I think I need a niptini.  Back to you pudding brain. 

::SIGH::

So, the mom has to go see a surgeon on Friday - she might haf to cut open her belly.  I 'member the last time they didded that I hadded fun jumping on her while she was in bed.  She told me that I better not even THINK about doing that this time.  I wonder what would happen if I did...........

that is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Thursday, October 11, 2012

Nicky Thursday

NICHOLAS SNEAKYPANTS

Guess what? I learned a new trick!! It makes the mom really cranky too!! MOL.  The mom has a fridgerfrator night stand in the sleepy room to keep her insulin in, and I love it.  But the mom has been wondering if she's losing her mind 'acause sometimes the door is open and the stuff inside is warm.  The other night in the middle of the night a sound woke her up and she saw me opening and closing the door to the fridgerfrator.  Sometimes I forget to close it again after I open it.  I want her insulin pens.  I LOVE THOSE THINGS.  She said something about getting a lock for it.  That would suk.

Tuesday, October 09, 2012

Nicky And Billy Dancing Tuesday

NICHOLAS FANCYDANCYPANTS

The mom says that this song reminds her of US meezers (and Billy too)


Monday, October 08, 2012

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Foods report - NOTHING.  The mom was sick wif a cold so she didn't "feel" like eating.  She's INSANE

The What did Billy do report - NOTHING.  SHEESH.  he said it was too cold to go out

The What did Nicky do report - well at least he trashed the coffee table.

The whacko syko report by Syko Sam - well, AGAIN I did not get to do mine Siamese Sunday report.  Anyway, after I gotted back from being abducted by aliens, I hadded strange dreams - like mine belly was being poked and prodded and stuff.  Shur, the mom says she was petting mine belly while I was sleeping, but I think that I was remembering things that the aliens doesn't want me to remember.  Miles says that they prolly LICKED mine belly.  EWWWWWWWWW.  That's just WRONG.  I hope they gotted fur balls from me  MOL.  OH, and 2 new aliens moved in next door.  I will haf to spend the day tomorrow listening through the walls to find out what's going on.  Back to you creampuff thighs. 

::SIGH:: oh joy, tomorrow should be interesting. 

Well that is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today.

Um, wait, I didn't really haf anything to report.  This was the Syko Sammy Monday report. 

Thursday, October 04, 2012

NOT FUNNY

SAMMY

Deer The Mom

No, it's NOT funny when you make the flashy light thing blink on and off while I am asleep in a dark room, and make weerd noises and then come an tackle and then tickle me.  You're a MEAN ALIEN.  And THAT is why I walked down the hall wif a mean look on mine face and punched Billy in the head.  It's ALL YOUR FAULT. 

Wednesday, October 03, 2012

Wacky Wild Wednesday

SAMMY


OH. MY. BAST!!!

Fellow kittehs, I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS!!!

I was sleeping and the next thing I knowed there was a bright light and then something was thrown over mine head and I was beamed up to the mothership.  They gived me some nice warm gooshy foods and then I felled asleep for like elebenty nine days.  I think they PROBED me.  I doesn't know that for certain.  But I 'amember waking up a few times wrapped up in a fuzzy purple thing and being slobbered on. The aliens were all talking about me and saying things like "he's just the perfect snack size" and "he knows too much already".  Then I was awake in mine own ham-mick and Miles and Billy and Nicky were all standing around me.  It was weerd.  But the nayborhood aliens are being su-spish-a-ly quiet this week.  I think they know that I know all about them and their mission.  I need to take a nap now and try to 'amember more.  It seems that I can only 'amember when I'm sleeping. 


Miles - ::SHHHHHHHH::  ok so here's the scoop - Sammy wandered into Auntie Ellen's room and falled asleep on her fuzzy purple blankie and she wrapped him up in it.  Then she put on the animal channel on the tv and it was a show about woofies and they was all yapping.  he waked up a couple of times and auntie ellen gived him kissies and he wented back to sleep.  then the rest of us all jumped all over the bed playing and he was rolling all around and we jumped on him and rolled around on him and stuff.  so he gotted down and walked 6 steps to where his ham-mick is and wented back to sleep.  he shur has weerd dreams.  MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Tuesday, October 02, 2012

LiveStrong Tuesday

MILES

Well, Sammy is recovering from his abduction er vacation.  He will have a full report tomorrow.  Today is LiveStrong Day. Auntie Ann from Zooaltry  The Meezer family has been touch by lots of that nasty C word.  The Foo-Ton Dude's mom died from cancer in 1988.  Grammie has had 2 different kinds of cancer. Grampie also had 2 different kinds of cancer 'afore he died last year (not of cancer though).  Grammie's 2 brothers died from cancer - her older brother had 2 different kinds and her younger brother had 4 different kinds.  And The One Who Came Before (Ralphie) got cancer and went to the Rainbow Bridge.  We hate the c-word.  We purray that one day there will be no c-word anymore. 



Thieving

NICHOLAS THIEVINGPANTS So, mommy is giving us new foods because of mine stoopid brofur Miles.  He barfs a lot when he has certain foods.  ...