Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today
The Mom is Fired report - well, Sammy fired her for neglect. I had to pay her in snuggles in order for her to type this for me. She's a little mad at Sammy for firing her. BUT, on the other hand, she DID NOT go and buy stinky goodness for us either. So the mad goes both ways. Perhaps we need the Cascade Kitchen Counselor or someone like that the settle this.
The Foods Report - well since the mom was away for "werk" I did not get any good foods. I tried to steal some sausage last night when she gotted home, but she said flames would shoot out my butt. Personally, I think that would be pretty cool - I would have mine own flame thrower. But the mom is kind of set on not having us shoot flames out our butts. Prolly 'acause we would do something like burn her eyebrows off when we farted at her while she's sleeping.
The what did Billy do report - he was good for Auntie Ellen while the mom was gone. Then he ranned out of the house and gotted into the mom's car when she gotted home. maybe he thought she would take him to mc ronalds for chick-hen nuggets.
The what did Nicky do report - well when the mom gotted home, he ranned into the dungeon and the mom could not find him there unner all the
Uh, ok, maybe that's a lie. She did lock him in there though, and when she opened the door 5 minutes later he was still playing unner all the
The whacko, syko report from Syko Sam:
HAHAHAHAHA, the mom will not type for him until he apologizes for firing her. And it's his purrfday - so he better apologize so that we can get his party started!!!!
That is the Meezer Monday Miles report - it's going to be a good week - the mom and Sammy are hafing a battle of wills.
It's Sammy's purrfday - and we is having a party - so come on over and haf some treats!!
And play wif stuff
And haf a ride in the monster weiner mobile!!!
PEE ESS: run on ofur to Nicky's special furriend MYST's purrfday party!!!!