Monday, June 10, 2013

Meezer Monday Miles Report - and Sammy's Purrfday

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Mom is Fired report - well, Sammy fired her for neglect. I had to pay her in snuggles in order for her to type this for me.  She's a little mad at Sammy for firing her.  BUT, on the other hand, she DID NOT go and buy stinky goodness for us either.  So the mad goes both ways.  Perhaps we need the Cascade Kitchen Counselor or someone like that the settle this.  

The Foods Report - well since the mom was away for "werk" I did not get any good foods.  I tried to steal some sausage last night when she gotted home, but she said flames would shoot out my butt.  Personally, I think that would be pretty cool - I would have mine own flame thrower.  But the mom is kind of set on not having us shoot flames out our butts.  Prolly 'acause we would do something like burn her eyebrows off when we farted at her while she's sleeping.  

The what did Billy do report - he was good for Auntie Ellen while the mom was gone.  Then he ranned out of the house and gotted into the mom's car when she gotted home.  maybe he thought she would take him to mc ronalds for chick-hen nuggets.  

The what did Nicky do report - well when the mom gotted home, he ranned into the dungeon and the mom could not find him there unner all the mess, clutter, garbage, er STUFF so she locked him in there until he started screaming at the top of his lungs to get let out.  
 Uh, ok, maybe that's a lie.  She did lock him in there though, and when she opened the door 5 minutes later he was still playing unner all the garbage, stuff.  He finally camed up when he thought we was getting foods.  

The whacko, syko report from Syko Sam:   

HAHAHAHAHA, the mom will not type for him until he apologizes for firing her.  And it's his purrfday - so he better apologize so that we can get his party started!!!!

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report - it's going to be a good week - the mom and Sammy are hafing a battle of wills.   

It's Sammy's purrfday - and we is having a party  - so come on over and haf some treats!! 





And play wif stuff




And haf a ride in the monster weiner mobile!!!

PEE ESS:  run on ofur to Nicky's special furriend MYST's purrfday party!!!!  

32 comments:

Jade, Myst and Blackie said...

Happy Birthday Sammy! We think you should give Mom a break because work is how she pays for all the stinky goodness & we are sure she probably didn't have fun on trip.

Nicola Carpenter said...

We want to shoot flames out of our butts too. That'll show those cocky birds in the garden.

Happy Purthday Sammy!


The Paw Relations

The Florida Furkids said...

Happy Birthday Sammy!!! We're not sure about flames shooting out of our butts so we'll pass on spicy foods.

We're in line for a ride on that weinermobile!

The Florida Furkids

The Furry Kids said...

Happy Happy Happy Purrfday, Sammy!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Um ... Sammy, you are invited to your own party, aren't you? You're the mom isn't that mad at you, we hope. We fired Jan a couple of times, but it wouldn't have mattered if one of us had a birthday coming. She never gives us a party.

Happy Birthday, Sammy.

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Happy Sammy Day -

I LOVE a pawty with khats -

*BURP*

Just sayin'

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Hannah and Lucy said...

Happy, Happy Birthday Sammy - we hope you have a great big birthday dinner to enjoy followed by lots of cuddles and kisses. We wonder if you will take off for outer space when the flames shoot out your butt!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Fuzzy Tales said...

Happy birthday, Sammy! What a party! We hope you have a terrific day.

The Island Cats said...

Well, we're not sure the Cascade counselor can help on this one! MOL!

Happy Birthday, Sammy! Too bad we couldn't get some of that sausage so flames could shoot out of our butts to celebrate!

The Tower Hill Mob said...

Happy Birthday, Sammy!
BUT you need to be nice to your Mom, though.
Clancy wants to learn to shoot flames out of his butt too.

Team Tabby said...

Happy Birthday Sammy!!

Cheri Wildcatwoods said...

Great pawty - Happy Purrthday Sammy!

cats of wildcat woods

Fisher and Staff said...

Happy Birthday, Sammy!

Layla Morgan Wilde ( Cat Wisdom 101) said...

Happy birthday Sammy! Thanks for the yummy crab legs nom nom nom.

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

sammie pie, hire her back honey...

smiles, auntie bee
xoxo

Meowers from Missouri said...

happy purrthday, sam! akshully, your the mom is pretty awesome, giffin' you a party even though you fired her. maybe you otta rethink this (after she's suffered enuf, we means).

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Happy Birthday Sammy!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Happy purrthday Sammy! Yoo might want to wate until yoo haf a replacement for the mom before yoo fire her...just a thawt.

Samantha, Clementine and Maverick said...

Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy Birthday Sammy and many many, many moooooooo!! And we are so there!! You always have the bestest Birthday Parties!!
Hugs from your TX furiends,

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Wow, you guys have had quite a week! But Happy Birfday to Sammy, and we are on our way over fer foods and fun. That is one WHACKO cat tree!

ABBY said...

OH Sammy Sammy Sammy my sweet Sammy it's your purrday today. *kitty kiss* that is so wonderful. We are all here to help you celebrate your special day, but I want to give you some nice snuggles for your special day. It is so good to see all of our furfriends here to help you celebrate.

purrrrrrrrsssss and purrday kisses
Abby

meowmeowmans said...

Happy Purrfday to Sammy! We love you, pal!

Tillie and Georgia said...

Happy Birthday Sammy!!!!!!!!!!
Did you unfire your Mom yet? heehee
We're gonna party anyway!
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Treasure,Tiger,JJ and Julie

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Happy Birthday Sammy!

Forty Paws said...

Happy Birthday Sammy!!!! Whoo hoo! We're on our way over right now!

Luf, Us

William said...

Happy birthday, Sammy! Looks like a fabulous spread!

A few Good Cats said...

Sammy, all of us wish you a happy birthday and many more!

Derby, Ducky said...

Happy Purrthday Sammy, dood! Wonderful party, just what we needed on a Monday.

Hope you and your mum can work things out.

Two French Bulldogs said...

Wonder if flames shot out of your butt, would you run faster. Happy Birthday Sammy
Benny & Lily

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SAMMY! Things sound a little complicated over your way but don't let any of that stop you from having a good time!

Purrs,
The Chans

Flynn said...

Belated Happy Birthday Sammy! Hey, we could have a flame shooting out of butts competition to see who can shoot the longest flame.

Oui Oui said...

Happy belated birthday, Sammy! We hope you had a good one, and it looks like the party was super fun. See what we put up with? We think you were right in firing your mom, maybe we should do the same!

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