Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today
The Mom is Fired report - well, Sammy fired her for neglect. I had to pay her in snuggles in order for her to type this for me. She's a little mad at Sammy for firing her. BUT, on the other hand, she DID NOT go and buy stinky goodness for us either. So the mad goes both ways. Perhaps we need the Cascade Kitchen Counselor or someone like that the settle this.
The Foods Report - well since the mom was away for "werk" I did not get any good foods. I tried to steal some sausage last night when she gotted home, but she said flames would shoot out my butt. Personally, I think that would be pretty cool - I would have mine own flame thrower. But the mom is kind of set on not having us shoot flames out our butts. Prolly 'acause we would do something like burn her eyebrows off when we farted at her while she's sleeping.
The what did Billy do report - he was good for Auntie Ellen while the mom was gone. Then he ranned out of the house and gotted into the mom's car when she gotted home. maybe he thought she would take him to mc ronalds for chick-hen nuggets.
The what did Nicky do report - well when the mom gotted home, he ranned into the dungeon and the mom could not find him there unner all the
Uh, ok, maybe that's a lie. She did lock him in there though, and when she opened the door 5 minutes later he was still playing unner all the
The whacko, syko report from Syko Sam:
HAHAHAHAHA, the mom will not type for him until he apologizes for firing her. And it's his purrfday - so he better apologize so that we can get his party started!!!!
That is the Meezer Monday Miles report - it's going to be a good week - the mom and Sammy are hafing a battle of wills.
It's Sammy's purrfday - and we is having a party - so come on over and haf some treats!!
And haf a ride in the monster weiner mobile!!!
PEE ESS: run on ofur to Nicky's special furriend MYST's purrfday party!!!!
32 comments:
Happy Birthday Sammy! We think you should give Mom a break because work is how she pays for all the stinky goodness & we are sure she probably didn't have fun on trip.
We want to shoot flames out of our butts too. That'll show those cocky birds in the garden.
Happy Purthday Sammy!
The Paw Relations
Happy Birthday Sammy!!! We're not sure about flames shooting out of our butts so we'll pass on spicy foods.
We're in line for a ride on that weinermobile!
The Florida Furkids
Happy Happy Happy Purrfday, Sammy!
Um ... Sammy, you are invited to your own party, aren't you? You're the mom isn't that mad at you, we hope. We fired Jan a couple of times, but it wouldn't have mattered if one of us had a birthday coming. She never gives us a party.
Happy Birthday, Sammy.
Happy Sammy Day -
I LOVE a pawty with khats -
*BURP*
Just sayin'
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Happy, Happy Birthday Sammy - we hope you have a great big birthday dinner to enjoy followed by lots of cuddles and kisses. We wonder if you will take off for outer space when the flames shoot out your butt!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Happy birthday, Sammy! What a party! We hope you have a terrific day.
Well, we're not sure the Cascade counselor can help on this one! MOL!
Happy Birthday, Sammy! Too bad we couldn't get some of that sausage so flames could shoot out of our butts to celebrate!
Happy Birthday, Sammy!
BUT you need to be nice to your Mom, though.
Clancy wants to learn to shoot flames out of his butt too.
Happy Birthday Sammy!!
Great pawty - Happy Purrthday Sammy!
cats of wildcat woods
Happy Birthday, Sammy!
Happy birthday Sammy! Thanks for the yummy crab legs nom nom nom.
sammie pie, hire her back honey...
smiles, auntie bee
xoxo
happy purrthday, sam! akshully, your the mom is pretty awesome, giffin' you a party even though you fired her. maybe you otta rethink this (after she's suffered enuf, we means).
Happy Birthday Sammy!
Happy purrthday Sammy! Yoo might want to wate until yoo haf a replacement for the mom before yoo fire her...just a thawt.
Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy Birthday Sammy and many many, many moooooooo!! And we are so there!! You always have the bestest Birthday Parties!!
Hugs from your TX furiends,
Wow, you guys have had quite a week! But Happy Birfday to Sammy, and we are on our way over fer foods and fun. That is one WHACKO cat tree!
OH Sammy Sammy Sammy my sweet Sammy it's your purrday today. *kitty kiss* that is so wonderful. We are all here to help you celebrate your special day, but I want to give you some nice snuggles for your special day. It is so good to see all of our furfriends here to help you celebrate.
purrrrrrrrsssss and purrday kisses
Abby
Happy Purrfday to Sammy! We love you, pal!
Happy Birthday Sammy!!!!!!!!!!
Did you unfire your Mom yet? heehee
We're gonna party anyway!
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Treasure,Tiger,JJ and Julie
Happy Birthday Sammy!
Happy Birthday Sammy!!!! Whoo hoo! We're on our way over right now!
Luf, Us
Happy birthday, Sammy! Looks like a fabulous spread!
Sammy, all of us wish you a happy birthday and many more!
Happy Purrthday Sammy, dood! Wonderful party, just what we needed on a Monday.
Hope you and your mum can work things out.
Wonder if flames shot out of your butt, would you run faster. Happy Birthday Sammy
Benny & Lily
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SAMMY! Things sound a little complicated over your way but don't let any of that stop you from having a good time!
Purrs,
The Chans
Belated Happy Birthday Sammy! Hey, we could have a flame shooting out of butts competition to see who can shoot the longest flame.
Happy belated birthday, Sammy! We hope you had a good one, and it looks like the party was super fun. See what we put up with? We think you were right in firing your mom, maybe we should do the same!
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