Wednesday, May 29, 2013

so vary sad

All of us

Today we are just going to be quiet and purrrrr and purrray for our furriend Skeezix who has cancer.  We know the Food Lady and Mr TastyFace are just devastated, and our hearts are hurting for them.  Skeezy, we love you always.  


Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Meezer Tuesday Miles report


Here is the Meezer Tuesday Miles report for today

The Foods report - well this holiday was a rip off.  The mom hadded i-tal-yun sausage that she said was "a little spicy" and "flames would shoot out my butt" so I did not get any of that.  I did get some eggs though.  but that's it.  So I was cranky all weekend.  more about that later

The what did Billy do report - well he drove the mom bat crap crazy monday running out of the house.  She was cranky. 

The what did Nicky do report - and he drove the mom bat crap crazy walking all over her all weekend - when she was in bed, or on the cowch watching the talking picture box, just all the time,  that made her cranky. 

The syko crybaby report by crybaby Sam - HEY MILES!! Just because you didn't get to have flames shoot out your butt does NOT mean that you have to chase me all over the house and bite mine neck and rip mine furs out.  And the mom yelled at you about it and you STILL did it.  You're a BULLY.  You need to leave me alone.  And the mom? can you please give him so food that won't make flames shoot out his butt? sheesh. it's really kind of all your fault.  Back to you cranky pants. 

The mom wants me to apologize.  But I don't know.  Sam is just sometimes so annoying - with his purrring and begging for attention all the time.  He's kind of a suck up if you ask me.  I'll apologize when I get some decent food.  

That is the Meezer Tuesday Miles report for today

Sunday, May 26, 2013

Happy Memorial Day

Oh Beautiful
For Heroes Proved 

 In Liberating Strife  

 Who more than self 
 their country loved

And mercy more than life

America America

May God thy gold refine

'till all success be nobleness

And every gain divine.

Picture 1: Civil War Graves
Picture 2: WWI memorial
Picture 3: WWII Memorial
Picture 4: Korean War Memorial
Picture 5: Vietnam War Memorial
Highland Park, Rochester NY
Picture 6: Persian Gulf War grave plaque
Picture 7: Soldier Caskets, Dover AFB
Dover, DE

Text: America The Beautiful
Katherine Lee Bates

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Hanging - day 2


We're still just hanging around - we had some games of THoE yesterday and a cool nap pile, so you are all welcome to stay or join us again today.   And we gots boxes too!!!


Wednesday, May 22, 2013

hanging out wednesday


I's just hanging out today.  You can come and hang out wif us! 


Monday, May 20, 2013

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The foods report - well I gotted french toast.  it was made wif glooten free bread but it was ok.  and chick-hen and some steak.  

The what did Billy do report - barfed in the mom's shoe.  MOL

the what did Nicky do report - sat on the mom's face while she was sleeping.  

The whacko report by syko jello brain Sam - ok well it's been quieter around here since the alien next door left but it's getting sunny and warm and the alien on the other side of us is outside just about all the time now - perhaps hunting for more humans.  i don't see his humans outside with him, but i have yet to figure out if he ate them how he puts his own leash on.  hmmm i have to do up under the bed and think about that.  
back to you cream cheese hips. 

::SIGH:: -  well that's the meezer monday miles report for today.   

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Weerd Words Wednesday


From time to time we go through our sitemeter links to find out what search werds bring people to our blog.  Usually it's the normal "meezer" or "meezer tails"  or "my meezer" but sometimes we get weerd stuff like "whaps out sassy finger".  Uh, WHAT? which brought them to this post which doesn't even have "sassy finger" in it.  Or the lovely search phrase "faaaaarm auction spangle" which make no sense in any language, but which brought that person to this post, which doesn't have any of those words in it.  Or "passport inside template" which leads to this post (some of our finest artwork!).  Also, apparently we appear on most of the searches for "weiner mobile" - which the mom thinks is funny - if you go to the images you see all of our weiner mobile caper pikshurs.  MOL. 

Then there's the always famous "woodchuck" which brings everyone to this page

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Dancing Tuesday


We is dancing today!!!! And this is a weird one.  

Monday, May 13, 2013

Meezer Monday Miles report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The foods report-  I gotted French Toast for mine purrfday.  And I gotted bacon and eggs too.

The what did Billy do report - he was pretty good - he only wented outside when the mom invited him to. 

The what did Nicky do report - the mom finded him standing in the toilet one morning. yes, you read that right. 

The whacko syko report by syko sam - it's so quiet with no aliens next door.  I'm loving it. There's no new aliens in the nayborhood this month either.  Maybe the mothership got stuck somewhere and all deliveries of aliens are stalled.  That would be pawsome!
back to you muffin top.

So Friday was mine purrfday and I gotted lots of nice purrfday wishes here and on mine facebook page.  Fank you all.  The mom gotted me a nip cigar.  But Sammy stole it and now I doesn't want it 'acause it has his spit all over it.  he suks

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Friday, May 10, 2013

Happy Purrfday Poosie


Happy Purrfday so my sweet precious Miles.  I love you lots Poosie!!! 

And this morning i will make some of THIS for you

And for your furriends there will be some of this! have a nice party sweetie pie!!

and lots and lots of real live dead shrimp!!!

Wednesday, May 08, 2013

The things that bother me


Not getting brushed every waking moment

Being told to stop kicking the mom in the head

Not being consulted about the sleeping arrangements before bed time.

Being told to shut up when i'm in the kitchen hollering at things: the walls, the windows, the counters, the stove and the sink.  Oh and the floor. These things need to be hollered at.  Frequently.

The mom's fat butt trying to shove me into the human litterbox when she goes in there in the middle of the night, and I have to get on the window sill to demand to be brushed.

the new alarm clock that flashes light before it beeps.  Really really annoying.  Good thing I know how to hit the snooze button.

which leads to

getting yelled at because the alarm goes off late. 

Monday, May 06, 2013

meezer monday miles report


here is the meezer monday miles report for today

The foods report -  roast turkey.  doods it was like thankschrissymouse!  It was pawsome!

What did Billy do - he was fsirly good he only ran out twice amd made the mom chase him through the yard.  she needs the exercise

What did Nicky do - he was really good.  No knocking stiff over.  

The whacko syko Sam report - guess what doods?  THE ALIENS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WALL MOVED AWAY.  i can hear myself think again.  now i just have to fgure out how to get the mothership to take the rest of them.  back to you tapioca thighs. 

that is the meezer monday miles report for today

Friday, May 03, 2013

She figured it out


Deer The Mom

Well how did this happen? How did you figure out that my only reason for being here on earth is to have mine cheeks and belly scratched and brushed? And why, since you figured it out, aren't you doing it ALL THE TIME??? Why do you insist that I lower myself to BEGGING? It's 'barassing.  And demeaning.  Now I has to figure out a NEW purpose.  I suppose I could go back to mine OLD purpose of making shur that all stuff on the tables is on the floor when you get home, but Nicky seems to haf adopted that one.  Don't werry, I will figure it out.  Does anyone haf any idea on what mine new purpose in life should be? 

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