Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

The Night before a Meezer Christmas

'Twas the night 'afore chrissymas
and all frough the house
the Meezers was running
and made mommy grouse

The stockings was hanged
by the tv wif care
in hopes that saint santy paws
soon would be here

The Meezers weren't settled or
snuggled in bed
but mommy hadded an ice pack
slapped on her head

when up on the stairs
there arose such a clatter
daddy sprang from his bed
to see what was the matter

the nightlight shone on the
white tiled floor
the Meezers were hiding
behind the litterbox room door

with a "QUIET" and a "STOP IT"
and "get out here on the double"
we knowed in a moment
we might be in deep trouble

"Now Miles, Now Sammy,
you both know the rules
HEY Billy - listen up
Nicky, you too
Get into the bedroom
get into the bed, settle down
now cover your head

As sad Meezers before the wild races run
when met with their scheming for a paw in mom's eye
they sneaked down the stairs
and in their tents they did lie

And then in a twinkling we heard on the roof
Santy Paws? VISHUS DEER? we might need some proof
We drew in our heads and conferred with each other
and then down the stairs came there came.....
THE MOTHER

She was dressed in all fleece from her head to her feet
and also old socks, her feet weren't so sweet
a huge glass of water she grasped in her hand
she looked quite a fright, for so early at night

Her eyes, how they squinted! her dimples, how funny!
her cheeks were all pale, her nose was all runny
her big funny mouth was drawn up in a bow
and she mumbled and grumbled and then stubbed her toe

the stick of a popsicle was stuck in her teeth, her hair stood straight up
circling her head like a wreath
she had a round face and a round little belly
kind of like a snowman, made out of jelly

she was wobbly and bobbly, and mumbling no sense
and we was laffin and laffin in the dark of the tents
but with a glare of her eye and a twist of her head
soon gave us to know - uh oh, we're dead

She spoke not a werd, but went straight to the sink
and filled up her glass, and took a long drink
and laying a finger aside of her nose
and giving a nod, up the stairs she rose

She jumped into bed, so we knew we were safe
we ran up the stairs and kissied her face
We heard her exclaim as she drifted to sleep
Merry Christmas my Meezers
NOW GO TO SLEEP.

Merry Christmas to all of our wonderful friends! We hope you all get just what you wish for!

Monday, December 23, 2013

Happy Gotcha Day Nicky

MOMMY


Happy Gotcha Day to my most special Christmas present Nicholas Fuzzypants Meezer.  You were only supposed to be a little fosterling until your vestibular problems stopped, but they didn't and it took about 2.5 seconds for me to know you were mine forever, and I was yours.  And 4 years later nothing has changed - you're still tilty and dizzy, and you are mine forever and I am yours. 
 

Friday, December 20, 2013

uh oh.............

SAMMY

I hope it's not too late to let Santa know that I was not trying to be BAD when I kept jumping on the mom's stomach today while she was (trying) to sleep.  In a meeting of the cat council here are casa de meezer,  I was elected as the official wake up cat for this morning.  We were hungry, she was sleeping more than an hour past when she usually gets up, so we had to do something.  I was not trying to be bad  I was saving the lives of mine brofurs. I hope Santa unnerstands. 

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

All ME wants for Chrissymouse....

BILLY SWEETFEETS

All me wants for chrissymouse is mine two front teefs.......... wait, that's Miles, I has teefs he does not haf any teefs


All me wants for chrissymouse is a brand new brush ........... nope, that's Sammy, ME does not like to be brushed like he does

All me wants for chrissymouse is a brand new box ......... nope, that's Nicky.  ME does not sit in boxes like he does

All me wants for chrissymouse is to DANCE DANCE DANCE!!!!!


 

Monday, December 16, 2013

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Instead of the normal Meezer Monday Miles report- we is hafing the annual singing of HAMMY SMELLS!!! Efurryone join in!!!! 

Hammy Smells (to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Dashing frough the house
on my four furry feet
mommy's at the cold box
getting me a treat

On my feets I run
For a treat that is YUM YUM
I can't wait to get it
into my tum-tum

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH......

Hammy Smells
Hammy Smells
Hammy Smells so fine
and the taste
oh my gosh
it is so deeeeeeeeee-vine

City Ham
Country Ham
dices cubes and slices
salty good
piggy good
tastes better than mices

Thursday, December 12, 2013

We're sorry Santy Paws

MILES

um, why does MY name haf to be on this post?? It's NOT MINE FAULT.  
(The Mom whispers something to Miles)
what? Oh, ok.  

Deer Santy Paws

We is furry sorry that we lied, um, fibbed, er may haf embellished the trooth to our baby brofur Nicky, when we told him that he was not going to get any chrissymouse purresents 'acause he was a bad boy. We was just trying to make him stop tossing stuff off tables for a while, 'acause the mom has been sick and she's tired when she gets home from visiting jahb, and she gets cranky when she has to pick stuff up off the floor all the time.  
We did not mean to make him so sad and werried that you would not leave him purresents. Please forgive us? 

Signed 

Sammy Meezer

(The Mom whispers something to Miles)

and Signed 
Billy SweetFeets 

THE END.  

Pee Ess - since I was a good boy this year, can I please haf a pet pig?  

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

uh oh

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Deer Santy Paws

I is writing you this note to 'splain my behavior this year and to let you know that deep down I am a good kitteh.  You see, whenever I see stuff just laying there on a table, I cannot help myself, I HAS TO KNOCK IT OFUR.  I knows that I has broked some of mommy's stuff, and some stuff gotted losted 'acause I played with it after I knocked it ofur, and now no one knows where it wandered off to. I would like to say I blame mommy 'acause she continues to put stuff there, and she KNOWS what will happen to it.  

Mine brofurs say that you will not be leaving me any purresents this year 'acause i've been so bad.  I's sorry.  I will make it up to Mommy and maybe next year I will get some purresents.  

But, if you 'acide that I can haf a purresent, I would like some of those springy wire toys.  I love those.  

Thank you

Yore furriend
Nicholas FuzzyPants Meezer

Monday, December 09, 2013

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods report - NOTHIN.  not efen french toast.  oh the mom was "too tired" from all of the taking care of grammie last week.  HUMPFH

The what did Billy do report - NOTHIN.  suck up

The what did Nicky do report - well at least he kept the mom on her toes by knocking efurryfing over off all the tables.  Good job

The whacko-syko report by Syko Sam - well, it was cold last week and the aliens were not out as much.  Some more aliens haf moved away off our street - guess they could not find more people to eat and had to move on.  That's ok.  The ghosts in the dungeon haf been calling to me again to gif me a 'portant message but THE MOM WILL NOT LET ME DOWN THERE.  Sheesh.  It's not like I'm going to try and eat that flocked chrissymouse wreath that's down there.  Really.  I won't.  Much.  
Back to you butter butt. 

Yeah, go ahead and eat that thing covered in that fake snow - it's good for you! Oatmeal head. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today 

Friday, December 06, 2013

so this is chrissymouse

SAMMY

Nope, no tree this year - 'acuase NICKY will knock it over. 
Nope, no snowmen out this year on the table 'acuase I will whap them off the table
Nope, no outside lights yet - it's been too cold/wet/hot/sunny/whatever to put them out
The green garland thing might come down 'acuase Miles eats it. 

Soooo, what's so speshul about chrissymouse again?  

Wednesday, December 04, 2013

Wow are we 'ahind in stuff!

SAMMY

Grammie is prolly coming home from the hospital today - and we is really really 'ahind in stuff!! we has not done chrissymouse shopping, or made our card to send out, or efen finished all the fanksgiving turkey! YIKES!! GET A MOVE ON THE MOM!!!!!

Monday, December 02, 2013

The terrible awful no good holiday that is ok now

MILES

Our grammie almost went to the people rainbow bridge on Sunday.  She was eating some turkey when she started choking and passed out and could not breathe.  The mom tried that heimlich thing and called 911 and those firemen and paramedics and bambalance people showed up and shoved things in her throat and took her to the hospital.  the mom said that she was not responsive to anything  - she would not wake up.  The mom was really really scairt and shaking and crying.  Eventually they moved grammie to someplace called ICU and she started to wake up a few hours later.  But her throat started swelling around the tube and they was afraid that if they pulled it out she would stop breathing again and if they didn't her throat would swell more around it.  Grammie waked up some last night late and knew where she was and was able to shake her head and answer questions - and she got more awake this morning.  The mom wented to the hospital place and the people v-e-t-s said they were going to pull the tube out, but no matter what happened they could not put it back in.  So they pulled it out.  And grammie gagged a couple of times - and then started breathing on her own! and talking a little while later! It was really a miracle 'acause no one thought she would wake up or know what was going on.  The mom says that grammie is a "tough old bird". I don't think that's a compliment.  Anyway, grammie will be in the hospital for a few more days prolly.   

 

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