Monday, February 10, 2014

Meezer Monday Miles Report

BILLY SWEETFEETS




 HI! ME IS MILES!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  

Oh, me thinks Miles is sleeping so ME is going to do the BILLY SWEETFEETS ORINCH MENISS REPORT

The Foods Report - ME gotted ice cream and beef soups!!! YUMMY THEY WAS GOOD

The NICKY report - ME loves mine little brofur and ME hugs him and snuggles him lots during the day.  He's a good boy

The Sammy report - ME does not know why he keeps hanging out at the dungeon door and howling for the mom lady person to let him down there.  ME thinks he is crazy.  He also hangs out in the human litterbox room and hollers for the MLP to go poop or something. He's very very weird.  He will not let the MLP poop without him there.  ME does not want to be anywhere NEAR the human litterbox room when she's doing that.  UGH.  

The alien report - ME has been chillin wif mine furriend Maxx.  He lives in the nayborhood now that his dad man lady person moved here.  ME and him chill out in front of the slidy door and rassle or just sleep.  He loves all the snow we has and he like to tunnel in it, then go inside and lay on his dad man lady person's bed when he's all wet.  MOL.  

The Miles report - Miles is being cranky lately.  He bited Nicky and he smashed Sammy in the face and cut Sammy's nose. He doesn't get near ME 'acause ME chases him all ofur the house and ME bites his butt.  ME does not put up wif his horsecrap.  MOL

That is the ORINCH MENISS MONDAY REPORT


16 comments:

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

We kinna thinks we would like to explore yer dungeon room!

Georgia and Julie said...

Good report Billy :)
We are also curious about the dungeon
Your friend Maxx might want to go down there too ;)
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure,JJ
and Angels Tiger and Tillie

Two French Bulldogs said...

Maybe Sammy has a secret in the basement
Lily

Hannah and Lucy said...

We hear lots about your dungeon room but we've never seen it.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

ANGEL ABBY said...

Billy you sound like a no nonsense no bull crap kinda kitty! MOL

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet Sammys
from your teeny angel at the Bridge
*abby*

The Swiss Cats said...

Very complete report Billy ; could you tell us more about the famous dungeon ? Purrs

Flynn said...

That's a good report Billy, maybe Miles will let you do it again.

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Sounds like some battling is happening in your home as well as ours!

Ice cream? Yum!!!!!

Derby, Ducky said...

Good report Billy. Orinch rules.

Shaggy and Scout said...

Good report Billy, even though you are a little hard to track sometimes.
Thank you for taking such care of little Nicky!

The Island Cats said...

What a great report, Billy. How lucky of you to get ice cream.

Jans Funny Farm said...

A very good report, Billy. But we're kind of wondering if Miles is okay. He sounds extra cranky.

Jade, Myst and Blackie said...

Nicky... I love your picture on the CB calendar. I'm making Mom save it for me.

Purrs.... Myst

Derby, Ducky said...

Happy Calendar Cat Day to Nicky!

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Happy Calendar Day, Nicky!

The Florida Furkids said...

Things seem pretty normal around your place!!!

We loved seeing Nicky's pic on our calendar page today!

The Florida Furkids

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