Friday, January 31, 2014

Karma - it all comes back to you - part I


The voice whispers ::SAMMY come on down to the dungeon:: ::it's fun down here:: 


um, Billy? Nicky?? would you go down to the dungeon with me? 
BILLY??? NICKY??? Come one guys, where are you?? WHERE ARE YOU?? 

MOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM???? will you go down to the dungeon with me???

the mom answers::  I'm aleady down in the dungeon Sammy, come on down, it's FUN down here.  We're ALL down here.  

GULP.   Oh boy, who wants to do down there wif me????? Anyone????

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

It's a house of horrors


MILES??? Where are you Miles???? The man in the brown pants came today wif a box, but the mom took it 'afore I could get to it, so I think you is home from Bora Bora!! Where is you??

::psssttt oatmeal brain, come on down to the dungeon, everything will be explained once you get down here::

::it's FUN down here!::

GULP, well ok, I'll come down............

Monday, January 27, 2014

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Well, it's time for the Meezer Monday Miles report and I'm a little concerned. 

Hey The Mom??

the mom: Yes Sammy?
Has you seen the man in the brown pants or the lady in the bloo pants lately?

the mom: well the lady in the blue pants comes every day but I have not seen the man in the brown pants.  Why?

um, so we has not gotted any boxes lately? Like from Bora Bora

the mom: No, why? Bora Bora? do you even know where that is?

Uh, no reason.  Thanks The Mom.  Oh, one more thing? Has you heard weerd voices coming from unner the couch, or unner the bed or from the dungeon?

The Mom:   no, why? have you?

No no no no no no no no I has not.  Has you seen Miles?

The Mom: I think so, I'm sure he's around here somewhere.  Why, what did you do to him?

NOTHING.  Sheesh you'd think I was a bad boy or something.  

whispering ::HEY chucklehead Sam, come on down to the dungeon.  it's fun! we have fun down here!"

::shudder:: - mmmmMiles?? is that you???

Thursday, January 23, 2014

Answer your cat's questions day - well ANSWER THEM


Well YESTERDAY was answer your cat's questions day, but as usual our the mom is a day late and a few brain cells short.  Or something like that.  So she has to answer our questions NOW.  

Question 1:  Who is your favorite? 
Answer 1: Well Sammy is my favorite sapphire eyed boy, and Miles is my favorite light blue eyed boy, and Billy is my favorite Orinch boy and Nicky is my favorite spinny grey meezer boy.  
Comment:  That's Lame. (Miles)

Question 2: Why don't we get stinky goodness very much anymore
Answer 2: Because I'm too lazy to buy it at the store place.
Comment:  That's Lame.

Question 3:  Why are you gone eleventy nine hours a day? 
Answer 3: Well I don't want you to get too used to sleeping in all day and I have to make green papers for stuff.  Like shoos.  I love shoos.  I love shoos more than all of you. 
Comment:  LAME. (Miles)

Question 4:  Why can't you leave our eye boogers and mighty claws of death alone? 
Answer 4:  Well, you would look like wild animals and scratch the beejeebus out of me.  And I like the beejeebus to stay where it is.
 Comment: We are wild animals.  Lame answer  (Miles)

Question 5: Why are you so lame? 
Answer 5:  Frankly, I was lame before you came to live with me.  I've always been lame since i was a blurpy and then a little sticky person.  I will probably always be lame.
Comment: That's true.

Question 6:  So, we have beaten you into submission?
Answer 6:  Apparently so.  

Comment from the mom: well your grammar is getting much better, but do you seriously think I would admit that you win?   

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

It's getting creepy around here


::looks over his shoulder::
::whispers:: do you see anyfing? I don't yet I keep hearing voices.  They're in the dungeon, they're unner the bed, they're unner the tables.  It sounds like Miles, but he's still in Bora Bora - the man in the bloo shorts has not bringed his box back yet.  I don't unnerstand why Billy and Nicky are not upset - maybe they can't hear it.  Maybe the voices are just for me!!

Maybe they want to kill me!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

what the what is going on?


::yawn:: it's so nice and quiet here without some complaining bigmouth around.  I wonder how Bora Bora is this time of year. 
Well, I think I will take a nap
::pssstt Sammy::
::pssttt SAMMY::

::blink blink:: what? who's there? Nicky is that you? Billy?
huh, they're upstairs sleeping.  Oh well, back to mine nap



what the what is going on?

Monday, January 13, 2014

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Sammy report for today

The where is Miles report - well, last I knew, he was taking a well deserved bacayshun in Bora Bora.  

The what did Billy do report - not much, he's kind of a lazy slug these days. 

The what did Nicky do report  - really, there's something wrong with him.  He just NEVER STOPS MOVING.  Just try and take  a nap next to him - he keeps twitching and kicking.  It never ends. 

The alien report- well with the bad snow storm here last week, the aliens were once again inside eating their people.  They should be wandering around this week looking for new people.  

That is the Meezer Monday Sammy report for today

::PSSSSSTTTT, hey Sammy, come on down here to the dungeon.  There's lots we need to talk about:: :::the ghosts:::  

um, uh, ok............... 

Friday, January 10, 2014

Freaky Friday


Shhhhh, mine brofurs think that they haf sent me to Bora Bora.  But they haf not.  I might not efen be in the box that was sent!!! so SHHHHH I am going to put a stop to this shoving Miles in a box thing forefur.  Stay tuned for operation Freak Sammy Out.  


Wednesday, January 08, 2014

Wild Week


Wow, it's been a wild time around here- it's been really really cold out - like minus degrees - I don't think that's possible but mommy says it is.  And where she werks it's been blizzarding since Monday - her office was closed yesserday so we had her home to werk.  But she's no fun when she's home werking.  I even try and sit right in front of her on the coffee table so she has to look at me, but all she does is say "NICKY NO GET DOWN".  
Then there's Miles - who is somewhere around here - prolly in a box or something.  The man in the bloo shorts has been just zooming around in his truk and not coming to the door, so Miles is still prolly here.  I heard Sammy say something about "Bora Bora" or Timbuktoo" but I doesn't know if HE is going there or if Miles is going there.  Sammy's just laying in the big bed sleeping and when I ask he just punches me.  (Mommy: If by "ask" you mean jump on his head and bunny kick him until he screams)  I doesn't do that Mommy.  I ask Nicely.  I give him a chance to answer 'afore I bunny kick him.  Sheesh.   

Monday, January 06, 2014

Meezer Monday Miles Report


 Here is the Meezer Monday Sammy report for today

The where is Miles report: um, he's somewhere around here.  Prolly in a box or something. 

The foods report - I don't eat people foods so I don't care that Miles had bacon and chick-hen.  Oh wait, I did have some chick-hen.  It was good. 

The Billy report - he's been good - it's too cold for him to goi outside

The Nicky report - there is something wrong with this boy.  He nefur stops running, hollering, whapping stuff off tables (i'm kinda sorry I taught him that, he leaves nothing for me to do), he's just in constant motion.  

The alien report - well it's far too cold for any aliens to be out.  I bet they are running out of foods in their houses - I'm sure their people are about all eaten by now. 

The where is Miles report - well, he's around here somewhere,  Prolly in a box or something.  Or maybe waiting for the man in the bloo pants.  I's not quite sure............

Wednesday, January 01, 2014

Happy New Year!


Happy New Year efurryone! We hopes efurryone hadded a good holiday.  Tomorrow is our 8th blogaversary! 

Here are our secret paws pikshurs - our secret paws were Savannah and Sage! they sent us some pawsome stuff!!!!  As you can see Nicky took it upon himself to inspect efurryfing.  Savannah and Sage gotted us EFURRYFING we love! PLUS candy and some beautiful kitty stones for the mom! We cannot thank you enough for making our chrissymouse wonderful!!!


Update on us

SAMMY I had a v-e-t appointment last week and the v-e-t is kind of werried 'acause i might haf another skin cancer starting.  she will...