Mommy? Why is the bed lumpy when I lay down on it?
Mommy: Well Nicky, as I try and explain to you every night, you are laying on one of your brothers.
NICKY: well, I want to lay next to you.
Mommy: well honey you can, but you should not lay on someothercat.
NICKY: But they are in the place I want to lay
Mommy: Well maybe you can ask them nicely to move
NICKY: By biting them in the neck or tummy?
Mommy: NO. By ASKING them nicely
NICKY: They will just say "no" Maybe you can make them move
Mommy: Maybe YOU can come to be earlier.
NICKY: Well, I has to check for ghosts and stuff before I come to bed.
Mommy: Have you ever found one?
NICKY: NO 'acuase you won't let me down in the dungeon to talk to them.
Mommy: ::SIGH:: - just come to be earlier honey
NICKY: Ok Maybe. But the bed will still be lumpy