Wednesday, March 30, 2016

WHAT? Wednesday

NICHOLAS UNAWAREOFSPATIALCONCEPTSPANTS

Mommy? Why is the bed lumpy when I lay down on it? 

Mommy:  Well Nicky, as I try and explain to you every night, you are laying on one of your brothers.  

NICKY:  well, I want to lay next to you. 

Mommy:  well honey you can, but you should not lay on someothercat. 

NICKY: But they are in the place I want to lay 

Mommy: Well maybe you can ask them nicely to move

NICKY:  By biting them in the neck or tummy? 

Mommy:  NO.  By ASKING them nicely

NICKY:  They will just say "no"  Maybe you can make them move

Mommy:  Maybe YOU can come to be earlier. 

NICKY:  Well, I has to check for ghosts and stuff before I come to bed. 

Mommy:  Have you ever found one? 

NICKY:  NO 'acuase you won't let me down in the dungeon to talk to them. 

Mommy:  ::SIGH:: - just come to be earlier honey

NICKY:  Ok Maybe.  But the bed will still be lumpy


14 comments:

Two French Bulldogs said...

You better leave those ghosts alone
Snorts,
Lily & Edward

Angel Prancer Pie said...

We has those same problems at our house! A kitteh's life is hard inded.

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

You are a handful Nicky :)

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood !!!! ewe haz ghostz in yur houz !!!!! how total lee kewl iz THAT !! ♥♥♥

Flynn said...

Can I come ghost hunting with you?

Mickey's Musings said...

Hmmmmmmmmmmm!
We always like to go to bed with mum,
but ghost hunting sounds cool!
Lucky for us we don't fight over mum,well, maybe Treasure does ;)
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ

The Island Cats said...

Ghosts are spooky as well as lumpy.

meowmeowmans said...

Getting a prime spot next to mom is WAY better r=tan looking for ghosts. Just saying.

onespoiledcat said...

I used to sleep with Mom and Dad but in my older years I prefer my fleece blankie in a location where humans are not SNORING!!!!!

Hugs, Sammy

Dragonheart, Merlin, and Devi said...

Nicky, you sound like Devi! She always wants the prime spot, which is frequently on top of Dragonheart!

The Florida Furkids said...

Awww....Nicky, you need to get to bed earlier to get the good spot!
The Florida Furkids

Shadow said...

Poor Nicky, I hope you figure how to get to a not so lumpy bed.

MeezerMews&FrecklesWoofs said...

Maybe if you seek diligently and quietly you may still find an open area to be next to your Mommy...and no lumps!

Tails from the Foster Kittens said...

that's just not right. You patrol and protect from Ghosts and you don't get the spot you want?? I bet someothercat doesn't do anything for that primo spot.

DANCE PARTY!!!!!

NICHOLAS DJPANTS