So I gotted this email:
Hey, Miles --
We've got three days left until Election Day here in Virginia and across the country.
Three days to help elect more Democrats like Ralph Northam who will fight for our values and push back against the GOP's reckless and divisive agenda.
The Virginia governor's race is going to be close until the very end. Take a look below -- then make a donation to help put our candidates like Ralph and others across the country over the top on Tuesday.
What is I supposed to donate? I has some barfed up kibble I can send. Also, I live in New York. We has NO IDEA how this RALPH DOOD thinks I would efur vote for him.
Anyway, I think the foo-ton dood is running for governor of furginia. Get out there and write him on your ballot. Vote early. Vote often. The cat vote is 'parently furry impawtant for this Ralph dood.