So I gotted this email:
<democraticparty@democrats.org
Hey, Miles --
We've got three days left until Election Day here in Virginia and across the country.
Three days to help elect more Democrats like Ralph Northam who will fight for our values and push back against the GOP's reckless and divisive agenda.
The Virginia governor's race is going to be close until the very end. Take a look below -- then make a donation to help put our candidates like Ralph and others across the country over the top on Tuesday.
Thanks,
What is I supposed to donate? I has some barfed up kibble I can send. Also, I live in New York. We has NO IDEA how this RALPH DOOD thinks I would efur vote for him.
Anyway, I think the foo-ton dood is running for governor of furginia. Get out there and write him on your ballot. Vote early. Vote often. The cat vote is 'parently furry impawtant for this Ralph dood.
7 comments:
What the heck, Miles...send them that kibble!
Save the kibble--send them a brother!
Boots sent a litterbox deposit. It was that or treats and he wasn't giving up any treats. Boni Maroni says she's too old for that nonsense.
Pee Ess. I hear a little angel cat flittering around hoping you'll telerport and come visit, Miles.
That's pretty funny. We think they would appreciate the kibble!!
The Florida Furkids
Wait fur it, dood - next you'll get an awesome credit card offer !
We saw the results. YAY!
Purrs,
The Chans
The footon dood ran for mayor of VA? Seriously? Because if he moves into the gov's mansion, perhaps he'll let you borrow his footon while in office. ????
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