SAMMY
Mommy - you KNOW that there are certain rules that you must follow efurry morning when you get up for werk.
Rule #1 - when the 'larm goes off, I have to try and push the button to make it shut up, 'afore you are 'llowed to do it yourself. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Rule #2 - when you open the bafroom door, I has to jump on the purrsons litterbox to get onto the big windowsill - so the lid MUST be DOWN - NO EXCEPTIONS.
Rule #3 -When you are getting dressed, Miles and I bof has to chase your pants legs and your socks when you are putting them on. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Rule #4 - when you are going down the stairs, Miles and I bof has to play "fingers" wif you - and this includes putting the bite on a finger or two. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Rule #5 - when you give us our stinky goodness, Grampa Norton, Gramma Trixie and Miles has to pick which dish they want, and then you has to pick me up, kiss me, and put me in front of the last dish so that I can eat. It's a RULE, there are NO EXCEPTIONS.
This morning you missed Rules #2, and #5. I am wet and hungry. DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN
Good bye my sweet Nicky
Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky. You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet. I love you to the moon...
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MOM When I started this endeavor in 2006, I never expected how my world would change. I had an 18 month old meezer and a not even one yea... -
Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky. You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet. I love you to the moon...
18 comments:
Yeah, those rules don't seem that difficult to grasp. I think now that you've spelled them all out, there should be little problem with your mom failing to follow them--NO EXCEPTIONS.
Our mom always keeps the toilet lid down for us--it's when company comes to visit that we get a surprise!
Scout didn't check once when he was real little and he got very wet. That is a real important rule!
No excuse for your mum failing to do the right thing now, Sammy - you have explained it all pretty clearly! Wish I could be a fly on the wall at your house in the morning, it sounds like fun!
wow, you guys are nice to your mom. You have hardly any rules at all! You should see us here--but then again, we aren't all Meezers, only me...
Cheysuli
I am not even allowed in the bathroom because cannot resist shredding the TP.
*pout*
Poor Sammy had a short swim. But I haven't had to do rules for mum, at least not yet. She is purrty good about keeping me safe and dry and fed.
Oh Sammy, you got wet! Sebastian loves to do that, run right to the bathroom too. He likes to get wet though. I think he was supposed to be a goldfish rather than a funny kitty.
Oh, Sammy, I love these rules!! I need to make some rules too......
HAHAHAHAHA... Poor little Sammy! Mom, I suggest you post these rules somewhere until you have them good and memorized. (Especially the potty lid thing...)
~ tammara :-)
Yes, Sammy, those are purrfectly reasonable rules and yore mom should be able to follow them. Even though beans aren't verry smart, if you keep reminding them, they should be able to understand.
We hope things go better tomorrow morning.
Buddy & Finny
We has some unwritten rules but we like your rules, they sound like fun. We make our mom throw a ball UP the stairs and we chase it and fro it back to her.
Sammy
I'ss sorry you got wet! We kitties HATE to be wet!! I have rules for my Mama too. But she is real good at keeping them. She knows to feed me first 'causa I will run everyone else away if I don't get my stinky stuff first. Then she always gives a dink from that funny metal thing and lots of love. She always lets me sit in her lap and I curl up and purrs away afore she leave. Those are good rules you have!
*purrs
**ABBY
Bad Mom!! NO EXCEPTIONS!!! Bite the fingers harder!
Huh. I didn't know *we* could have rules. I thought only moms could have rules.
I'm going to have to work on this!
oh my, i would not want to fall in that thing.....
Gosh. Perhaps I have been too easy on my mama.
This is great!
The Whippy Curly Tails in the Toasty South
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Cats rule. NO EXCEPTIONS.
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