SAMMY
What table? I'm not supposed to be on WHAT table? THIS table? This is not a table. See? It has a little rug on it, so it's a floor, not a table. It's just a high floor.
MEEZERS MOM:
Sammy, you know that's a table, you've heard me say "Sammy, get off the table" about 38 times in the last 3 days.
SAMMY: I'm looking at the purty stuff behind this door that I can't seem to get open.
MM: I'm not opening the door for you, those are not toys.
SAMMY: And that candle up there, that smells good!
MM: Sammy, get off the table.
SAMMY: What table? THIS table? This is not a table. See? It has a little rug on it, so it's a floor, not a table.
MM: AAARRRGGGGHHHH.
SAMMY: hehehehehehehe. I win again.
11 comments:
HAHAHAHAHA!!
Sammy
Sweetie you are a poodin after my own heart! Yous so right, that is a rug so itz the floor. Just a high floor. I like to git up high cuz' I is so itty bitty. It's better to see things from. I'd like to be sittin there wif you lookin' at all the pretty things.
Purrs....
**ABBY(the pink cat)
Just pretend you only speak Spanish when your mom gives you commands like that. You notice she didn't say "Please..." or should I say "Por Favor?"
Persistence wins out in the end. W
I just blink at my mom, she is not the boss of me...Rafe
At their age, you would think they would know the difference between the floor and a table.
Persistance always wins Sammy. Way to go!
Love it. Cat logic wins out. Mum has lots of stuff behind glass doors that I can't get at either.
We are genetically wired to reject the words "Get off the table." Your mom can look it up!
Star Trek quote: "Up is no. Down is good." - Data.
But seriously, you're *not* on the table. You're not even touching it.
I'm sure my human will fall for this trick! Thanks so much!
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