Sunday, April 16, 2006

You've GOT to be kidding me!

MILES

CHICK-HEN? for Easter? MOM! All my blogging friends said they was getting HAM for Easter, not chick-hen! Who eats chick-hen for Easter? I thought it was a LAW or somefing that you hadded to eat ham!!!! oh oh oh oh oh, this is furry furry bad. I'm going to haf to hide my face in shame! And you PROMISED to bring me ham!! YOU PROMISED!!!

Meezers Mom

Oh for heavens sake Miles, stop being such a drama queen, er, king, er, prince. whatever. Yes, we had chicken for Easter dinner, because we like chicken. It's not a law that you have to have ham. BUT, I did promise you ham. Now, if you wipe your eyes, and stop yowling, I will bring you some ham. I stopped at the store on my way to see The Lion King and got some ham for you.

SAMMY

Sheesh Miles, what a baby! Who's the Lion King? Why did you see him? Did you have Easter dinner wif him? Why? Don't you love us anymore? Are you going to be bringing home anofer kitty? oh oh oh, this is furry furry bad.

MM

What has gotten into you two today? No, I'm not bringing home another kitty. The Lion King is a play, and I went to see it with MY mother today. Now, Miles, Trixie and Norton, you eat your ham, and Sammy you come here for a belly rub and some nip.

GRAMPA NORTON and GRAMMA TRIXIE:
Ah my young ones, you are learning furry furry well. We told you that she has no defense against a yowling double team. Next time, try to get some ice cream thrown in, we want ice cream too.

15 comments:

Lone Star Purrs said...

We're furry sorry you didn't get to smell the ham cooking all day. But, at least you got some. momma gave us some, but we didn't eat it.

Max said...

Hey, we had chicken and it was very, very good! I like it better than ham, though I won't turn my nose up at it!

Beau said...

I got chicken instead of ham too, even though mom had ham. I like chicken better. Good job with working the humans!

Gemini said...

Sigh... I'm still in trouble about the party. Mom went out for brunch and she told me she had ham there too but she didn't bring any for me (or even Chey). Lucky you for getting ham!

Zeus said...

I'm sorry that you two did not have ham for Easter. I had thought also that it was some sort of law that one had to have ham for Easter, and then my human pet went insane and bought lamb.

I say "insane" since it was a whopping $37.00. That's two bags of Purina Cat Chow! Sigh...

If you get to meet this Lion King, I hope you post about it! That could be a very stirring political interview!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

We's had chickun for Easter too. Chickun is my favorite...it make me do my hootchie choochie dance. I luvs chickun almost as much as da nips. That's some good stuff that my Daddy makes on the outside fire thing.

HI Sweet Sammy!
**Purrsss
**ABBY

Ivan from WMD said...

We didn't have ham or chicken, and boy my sis Caroline whined and howled all day. But we did get some special food Mom got for us last week. (She says it's a sample, whatever that means.)

Edsel/The Pooch said...

we had lamb too and it sucks. i say give me fish!

Kukka-Maria said...

I had Chicken Alfredo, but then got grounded from the computer.

I'd write more, but that mean lady (aka "Mom") might catch me if I type too much and too loudly.

The Crew said...

Don't feel too bad. Our Mom & Dad went out to a buffet and we didn't get ANYTHING!!

Quinn and Angel brandi said...

Soooo Sorry. We had hamm! But chicken is good, too!

Unknown said...

Happy Easter from Spain! =^^=

Shaggy and Scout said...

Mom & dad gotted ham but at another persons house. They did bring home some leftgovers but we didn't get any yet.

Tommy and Teaghan said...

We gotted some ham leftovers from the cousins house. We hads to wait all day for it but it was worth it. Mom said it made us crazy though coz we tore frew the house all night long.

Victor Tabbycat said...

My people had turkey. Stoopid Victor went nuts over it, spinning and begging like he'd starve if he didn't get enough. I stick with proper cat food, thank you. Still, if you were promised ham, you should get ham.

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