SAMMY
Kukka Maria saided in our comments yesterday that we was too easy to figure out, and that our mommy knows our kryp-to-nite. So, after trying to look frough the dikshunairy to find out what kyp-to-nite was, we asked Mommy when she gotted home. She said it is what steals Superman's powers. Well, fank you Kukka for finking that we are "supermen", but now we are worried that we are getting to prediktable in our behavior. So, from now on, we will not be tempted by belly rubs or ham, and we renew our pledge to rain havik on our house.
MILES: but but but, gulp, gulp, gulp, no HAM? THUMP.
SAMMY: Miles, Miles, you fainted are you ok?
MILES: I fink so, I fought I just hearded you say that I has to not eat ham anymore.
SAMMY: well, yes I did say that. Because we're too prediktable and Mommy knows how to calm us down too easy ..... MILES? Where did you go? MILES????? What are you doing out here in front of the cold box?
MILES: Saying good bye to the ham........... :sob sob sob: Bye sweet honey ham!
SAMMY: Miles, Stop hugging the cold box. Fink about all the fun we will have if Mommy can't control us! Running all ofurr the house all the time, wrestling all ofurr the bed, high diving from the balcony to the landing on the stairs, frowing fings off all the tables, sliding on our butts down the hall. Playing tub hockey all night long. And I know how to open the top of the nip container.
MILES: but, what are we 'apposed to do when Mommy picks us up? She's like a squillion times bigger than us!
SAMMY: yeah, but she's slow and we can run fast fast fast.
Um, Mommy? Please put me back down on the table. I don't want a belly rub right now. NO NO NO. Please...................... ple.........purrrrrrrrrr..................purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...........purrrrr
Crap.
Good bye my sweet Nicky
Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky. You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet. I love you to the moon...
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Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky. You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet. I love you to the moon...
18 comments:
Miles, sweetie, come to my house for hamm.... We still got some, and I'll share.
:-)
AWwwwwww Momma's have super powers too Sammys! It's a good fink too. Although we do have to keep up appearances and be a little mysterious sometimes...
HI Sweetest Sammys!
I wrote you a song I hopes you like it!
Purrs & Headbutts
~ABBY
That am a GOOD idea! Let me no if'n it werks & I'll come play at yore house!!
No matter what we do, our moms can always figure it out!
I think if you temporarily switch it up a bit, then go back to your ham and belly rubs later...it will confuse her.
Humans may be book smart, but they lack the street smarts of the super feline.
I should know...
Sammy, I think you might have a good planz there. Miles, you can do it, best of luck tring to throw your mommy off.
Miles, Chey says you could never give up ham forever. She did say you could try start ham-annonymous but didn't think that too many cats or humans would join...
hammmmmm! i wanna have some hammmmm! how could you effun pertend ya doesn't want it? mmmmmmmmmm! i likes mine tummy rubbed too. sounds nice at your house!
Cocoa
What is this "ham" stuff?? It must be super powerful, even more than turkey? I'm going to have to scream for some tonight!!
By the way its nice to meet fellow meezers. My brudder looks like you, he's a seal pointed meezer and everyone thinks he's the cute one. That's OK, I know I'm prettiest.
Kaze
Sammy, tell Kuka Maria that you are not predictable at all. You just have your humans well trained!
Thanks Junior! Don't I know you from somewhere?? ;)
I'm learning lots of good things from these Meezers! They are really smart!
Hi Meezers,
Jasmine loves your blog furry much and she loves to catch up on kitty blogs on her iPAQ using the RSS feed (she loves tech gadgets too). She told me that it looks like you're only publishing the 'short' feed and not the 'full' feed for your bloggie. This means she can only get the first paragraph of each entry instead of the whole thing. I don't really understand what this all means, but she asked me to ask you if you could check this in your bloggie settings? She said to look in the Settings tab --> Site Feed section --> Descriptions. Are the descriptions set to 'Short'? If so, would you mind changing it to 'Full'?
Thanks furry much,
Canberra BK
Ahahahahahahaha ~Merlin, Shadow, Ko Ko
My Sisfur Kaze told me you guys look a lot like me. Sweet! I can't wait to learn all sorts of secrets from smart meezers like you!
Meezers, you've got it backwards. Pretending to misbehave is how you get ham and belly rubs. And Cats like ham and belly rubs, right? So you've actually got your mom right where you want her, wrapped around your little paw.
Ham??? No, you should try Mangoes - yummm... Geoffrey
Mangoes? Ewww - you disgust me Geoffrey - it's tuna you dolt! Friskie
As you can see, we hardly ever agree on anything.
Oh how horrible to become predictable! I agree with Sammy on this one, Miles. You have to try to spice it up every now and then to keep the human pets on their toes! (However, I don't know how long I would be able to hold up on ham, tuna, and other assorted cat goodness!)
Kaze, yoo just woodn't BELEEVE wut a grate treet Ham is. I first had it at Pandora's big party last week. I ate so much ham I ralfed. The Meezers are SO LUCKY that they can git ham just by manipyoolating thare peeple. The Food Lady will not give me ham, even tho evry nite I've bin skreeeming HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM. She duzn't lissen!
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