Look out, Miles has songs too!

MILES

Um, no Sammy, it's not about HAM. We is supposed to write songs about ofurr blogging kitties. So I did

Sung to the tune of Whip It (oh brother, Mom, why can't I do a real rap song?)

Read It

When a bloggie comes along, you must read it
written by a poodin, you must read it
new poodins all the time, you must read it

now read it - start wif Max
Buddah Pest, Derby too
Kukka- Maria, and also Beau
Gemini and Cheysuli
Read it, read it good

Efurry morning, you must read it
Grr, Cocoa, Midnight, you must read it
Skeezix, Maobert, Rocky too, you must read it

now read it- go see William
Timmy Dickens, Daisy Mae
Beau Beau and Angie
Bonnie, Victor and the Crew
Read it, read it good

Efurry evening, you must read it
Edsel the Pooch, you must read it
Jasper McKitten, you must read it

Now read it, go read Zeus
Four Furry Cats, and Mattingly
Mia and Ghost, Les Trois Chats
Poiland Gang, SS&S
Read it, read it good.


Ok, now I has a speshul song to the tune of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"

She's an Empress
a Royal Empress
and furry famous

She's an Empress
a Royal Empress
and furry purrty

Ku-kaa, ku-kka, ku-kka, ku-kka, kukka ma-ri-a
ku-kka, ku-kka, ku-kka, ku-kka, kukka ma-ri-a

There are several
of us who love her
our Kukka Ma-ri-a

Moose, and Zeus
and Xavier
Buddy and William

Ku-kaa, ku-kka, ku-kka, ku-kka, kukka ma-ri-a
ku-kka, ku-kka, ku-kka, ku-kka, kukka ma-ri-a