MILES
Bean werds are stoopid. Mommy says to me "Miles, want some HAM-burger?"
Well, DUH, of course I want HAM-burger. It's oinky goodness!!!!!
Um, WHA??? This don't taste like oinky goodness! It tastes like MOO-burger! Why is it called HAM-burger if it's MOO-burger???
ARRRGH. I'm all 'afused.
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I have to agree, Miles. That is quite silly!
Miles, I've always wondered about this myself. Very, very confusing. And a little mean, where you are concerned, with your great love of ham.
~ tammara
Hi Miles, sorry you didn't enjoy the burger. Funnily enough there was a programme on TV last night all about Hamburgers, it turns out they were invented by a man from Hamburg, Germany - so nothing to do with ham at all! I never understood that until I watched the programme.
CATfish is another one. Swimmin' cats?
You is one ham lovin' guy! We agree, it is confusin' bout the ham and moo mix up.
Momma told me that it's furry confusing to her too, Miles, when I asked her. She also said you are a furry, furry handsome cat in that photo! She says you can come visit us any time.
Fat Wric is right...people sometimes name food after PLACES of all things. But let me warn you, if you're ever offered a hamBOOGER, don't take it...
Watch out for hot dogs. I don't fink anyone knows what's in them.
Miles, there is HAM, which is bestest, hamburger or as mum calls it ground beef. It isn't a hamburger unless it gets put into a patty. I will eat both.
Fat Eric helped us understand and sandwiches were name after a British guy, Earl of Sandwich.
Hamburger (named after the town in Germany) is really Mooburger. Hamm is oinkburger. Catfish are not cats. Hotdogs are not made from dogs. But hamburger is almost as tasty as hamm. There is nothing like Hamm..... But mooburger is pretty good.
i agree, i have written before about the confusing words they use. you gotta watch your back and not assume anything.
I'm with you, Miles. Just last week I realized I not only struggle to understand Canadian English, but now British English is a pain.
I'm fluent in 32 different languages (Swahili, for one), yet I can't seem to grasp these?
UGH!
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