A day in the life of The Meezers

MILES

Here is a typical day in the Meezer house:

Midnight - Sammy stomps up onto the bed and steps on mommy's head as he makes his way to his pillow to sleep.

Midnight-thirty - Sammy whaps mommy in the head wif his tail repeatedly to see if she is sleeping

Midnight-thirty one - Mommy puts a pillow ofurr her head and says "knock it off Sammy"

Midnight-thirty two - Sammy stomps back ofurr Mommy's head and sits on the bedside table.

Midnight-thirty three- Sammy whaps the cell phone off the table and onto the floor

Midnight-thirty three and a half - "Sammy, stop it right now"

Midnight-thirty four - Sammy stomps back ofurr mommy's head and lays back down on his pillow

Midnight-thirty four and a half - Sammy is asleep

Three oh two am - Sammy whaps me in the head - Wrestlemania Eleventy Nine is about to begin

Three oh three am - I jump onto mommy's legs as Sammy and I are in the middle of Wrestlemania Eleventy Nine - Steel Cage ex-trava-ganza

Three oh Three and a half AM - "KNOCK IT OFF YOU TWO"

Three oh Four am - oh! Mommy has to go to the human litterbox room - goody - that means windowsill kissies

Three of Five am - I jump on the windowsill for kissies - I sit ovurr near mommy and reach out and pet her face. She kissies me.

Three oh Six am - Mommy stands up and I stand up on the windowsill on my back legs and grab her face - more kissies.

Three oh Seven am - Mommy picks me up and we goes back to bed.

Five twenty four am - Sammy stands on Mommys head

Five twenty four and two seconds am - "SAMMY, get off my head"

Five twenty four and 10 seconds - Sammy is on the bedside table. You all know what happens next

Five twenty four and 11 seconds - WHAP - cell phone into mommy's head

Five twenty four and 12 seconds - Mommy grabs Sammy and puts him into snuggling posishun

Five twenty five - Mommy and Sammy is asleep. I crawl back unner the covers and sleep on mommy's feets

Six oh eight - Sammy is on the bedside table - again

Six oh eight and 2 seconds - WHAP - remote control for tv flies into Mommy's head

Six oh eight and 3 seconds - Mommy's hand slaps Sammy off bedside table. I jump out from unner the covers and "The Great Meezer Race" is ON!!

Six oh ten - Sammy runs ofurr Mommy's head as I run ofurr her stomach.

Six oh eleventeen - "STOP IT RIGHT NOW"

Six oh eleventeen and 10 seconds - Sammy sticks his head unner the pillow ofurr mommy's face and licks her eye

Six oh twelve - Sammy sits on Mommy's chest and licks her lip

Six oh thirteen - Human litterbox room time again!! YAY! More windowsill kissies

Six oh sixteen - Mommy uses werds from the naughty list while she is on the weighty fing. And tells me to stop standing wif my front paws on her shoulders - seems that I make her gain weight when I does that.

Six twenty - BREKFEST TIME!!!!

Six twenty one - oh, time to play fingers ferst

Six twenty four - BREKKIES!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!

Six thirty - can I haf more brekfest?

Seven am - time to look at our email! and then take a nap

Eight am - can we read some blogs now?

Nine am - nap time

Eleventeen am - is it ham time yet?

Eleventeen oh three - time to go into the kit-chen and holler at the fridge for ham

Eleventeen oh five - MOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM stop werking and make some lunch - it need some ham

Eleventeen ten - HURRY!!! I need ham now.

Eleventeen eleventeen - YAY!! HAM!!!!

Eleventeen thirty - nap time

One pm - Sammy wants tem-tay-shuns - what does you mean we can't haf any?

One oh one - "SAMMY! Get off the dining room table"

One oh two - "SAMMY! GET OFF THE TABLE"

One oh three - SAMMY! ON THE FLOOR NOW

One oh four - uh oh - she's getting up and steam is coming out of her ears

One oh five - Sammy rolls ofurr onto his back on the dining room table - "oh you're so cute, but get off the table"

One oh six - Mommy picks up Sammy and puts him on the floor

One oh six and fifteen seconds - Sammy is back on the table just as Mommy sits down again.

One oh six and sixteen seconds - "SAMMY - oh nevermind. I have werk to do"

Three pm - Yawn, stretch, smack the lips. Time to go holler at the fridge again

Three oh three - "MILES, stop it, it's not time to eat"

Three oh four - "Miles, really, stop it"

Three oh five - "MILES"

Three oh six - no ham. Time to chase Sammy

Three oh seven - Lap 24,986 of "The Great Meezer Race" begins

Three oh eight - up the stairs, down the hall, into the bedroom, over the bed, around the bottom of the bed, back out to the hall, down the stairs, turn right, down the hall, turn left into the kit-chen, through the dining room, turn left, around the lifing room and back up the stairs

Three twenty - "you sound like a herd of elefants"

Three twenty eight - 10 laps complete. Time for a nap

Five pm - yawn. stretch. is it dinner time?

Five oh one - hollering at the fridge again

Five oh two - DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Five oh four - Mom? is there any more dinner?

Five thirty - mommy sits down wif her dinner - time to jump up and eat what's on the ofurr side of the plate.

Six pm - nap time

Eight pm -baf time in the human litterbox room. Time to lay on the windowsill and wait for windowsill kissies

Eight thirty - windowsill kissie time

Nine pm - nap time while Mommy watches the talking pikshur box

Eleventeen pm - Bed Time

Midnight - it all starts again.