MILES
::SIGH:: MOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM i'm HUNGRY. We did not like the new organic New England Seafood Boil stinky goodness. Got anyfing else to eat? Might there be a pig in the frigerfrator? Or maybe a cow? I'm hungry enough to eat one of those (well, maybe not the hoofs).
OH, and I'm just gifing you fair warning - there is prolly not enuf crunchies in the bowl for Sammy, and you forgotted to get some more, so the whapping will prolly commense at about 3:08am. I hope it's not as ugly as last night. I fink you might haf grabbed Sammy in his hoo-ha area when you was trying to get him off the table. You haf to 'amember to keep your hands unner the covers and the whapping might not be so bad. I'm just trying to help you avoid it if possible. I unnerstand that Wegman's is open 24 hours. You might want to get in your metal machine wif wheels and get some more crunchies 'afore Sammy figures out that the bowl is only half full. Since he won't eat any stinky goodness 'cept the kind in the green cans, he's prolly pretty hungry.
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Uh Oh! I hope there was no whapping!
Miles, I can see you are trying to be very helpful! Did Sammy get hungry in the early morning?
Miles
I am so glad you wuz finkin about Sammys and letting yur Mommie knoo he was almost outta his crunchies. We hope that he didn't hafta to wakes up yur Mommie at 3:08AM this mornin. Boo woke Momma up at 1 AM...but she is use to it.
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BYE Miles!
Boo, Ping, Jinx and Gracie
Bye to my sweet(hungry)handsome meezer mancat Sammys!
Purrs and Nosekisse
Your ever adoring little baby
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Well this time it is all your mommy's fault!!!
My mommie loves Wegmans. They have a lot of good things there for kitties, even hams.
Miles, you are nice to give your Mommie a warning.
Miles, you are too kind. I prefer to surprise whap when I whap.
Those fishy Merrick foods...not good. The poultry and beef ones...YUM!!! And not fair your Wegman's is 24 hours. Ours is only open until midnight.
Latte
Your poor Mommy! Her work is never done! HEY MOM, MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS! Sorry about that meezers, she gets nosey! I hope she heeds your warning or it could get pretty ugly!
That woman needs l little help doesn't she?
My momma had to go to the store late late at night the other night cause there wasn't enough foods and she didn't want to listen to the noises we make when we're hungry.
ha ha ha ha good orders there little cat! xx
Oooh, was that the Merrick New England Boil one or whatever it's called? That one actually scared me. I was so askeered that I went and hid in the bathroom, while EG ate my share. I hate that one. Now the Grammy's Pot Pie and the Turducken? Yummy! Momma got us the Thanksgiving one, but we haven't tried it yet. I hope it's not askeery like the fish one.
You're doing a good job by warning your mom. If the kibble isn't available when it should be, well, things can get ugly. She's been warned.
Love,
Tazo
Miles, you've given her fair warning so if certain "things" happen, you're not responsible!
It's awfully nice dat yoo warn yoor mommy bout dis stuff afore it happens. What is it wif da beans and not paying at-en-shun?
My Agent is way too lazy to feed us on a schedule. She just fills a ginormous bowl and sleeps soundly.
If your mom wants to sleep well, tell her she needs to be less stingy with the chow.
Miles, I just don't know. It sounds like you have a serious food problem going on over there. Are you sure your mommy hasn't been taken over by aliens or something? Maybe you need to check the basement for pods, because this didn't used to happen, did it?
this sounds like a real dillemma for your mom.
On the one hand...she wants to keep you healthy because she loves you, so she has put you on the die-T that the vet recommended.
On the other hand she would like to get some sleep so she can work hard to earn money to pay for your food.
I think maybe you should let you mom sleep...
Or maybe mom should not leave anything on the bedside table for Sammy to whap into her head...maybe move the table away from the bed and put the alarm clock on the floor.
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