My ferst five days

SAMMY

My little brofurr, Miles the brat-boy, tagged me for the my ferst five days meme, about my ferst five days here in my furefurr home.

Day 1. I doesn't know what the HE__ happened to me. I was inside and then I was outside, and no one camed to get me, and I wandered around. I doesn't know how long I was wandering, but I was HUNGRY and there was these big mean ginger kitties chasing me and then I smelled somefing that smelled like foods somewhere, so I followed it and there was a dead bunny in a garden. I hid in there and eated some of it. Then i gotted wet from the sky. THEN, it gotted sunny again, but I was scairt, so I didn't move. THEN, there was ANOFURR ginger kitty sniffing around the garden, but he wasn't mean, he was old and really really nice, and he tolded me that he would go get his mommy. But 'afore he could go, his mommy camed around the corner and she was MAD at him for leafing the patio, but he would not leaf me, so she camed and saw me. She leaned ofurr and said "oh my! what does we haf here? come here baby" and she pickded me up. And I hissed and spit and growled but she didn't put me down. She and the nice ginger kitty camed back to the patio and then we wented inside. there was yet ANOFURR ginger kitty inside, a nice old lady. The mommy purrson taked me somewhere and dunked me in some water and I cried and cried and splashed and hissed. But then she wrapped me up snuggly in a towel and we wented down and sat down and she rockded me and talked nice to me and sang songs to me, and I quieted down. The nice old ginger kitties saided their names was Norton and Trixie. Trixie was a little hissy, and Norton said she's always hissy to new kitties. But he was really nice. Then I felled asleep.

Day 2. We waked up and the mommy purrson gifed us some foods. Norton was still really nice to me and Trixie was still hissy. The mommy purrson showed me where the litterbox was and where the foods would be, and then she closed the door to the room where we was and she lefted!!! For a long time!!! Norton and I gotted along well, and after a few sleeps, Trixie 'acided to be nice to me. Norton let me play wif his toys. He saided that he would not need them to be his babies anymore, 'acause I was there. He saided that he losted his bestest furriend Ralphie a while ago and was lonely for another brofurr. Then the mommy purrson camed home. She pickded me up and I hissed a little, but she kissied on me and it was nice. She tolded me that she wented door to door around the neighborhood to see if anyone losted a meezer kitten, but no one would claim me. She saided that she was going to make up flyers to put in mail boxes too. Oh, how I hoped that no one would claim me. She gifed us foods, wrapped me up in a blankie and rocked me and talkded to me and kissied on me again. Then I falled asleep.

Day 3. Mommy takded me into the kit-chen for brekfest. It was noisy and I was scairt and hissy. But I eated. Then she wented to the door and said "I'm going to werk, be good boys and girls today". Then she was gone for a long time. When she gotted home, I was unner the couch. Trixie was hissy. Norton was laying in the window. Then we gotted foods. Mommy saided that no one called to say that I was theirs so I could stay anofurr day. YAY! She wrapped me up in a blankie again and rockded me and kissied me and talkded to me. I falled asleep.

Day 4. Foods in the kit-chen. "be good boys and girls today. I'll be back later". More foods in the kit-chen. No one called to say I was theirs. Wrapped in a blankie, rocking, kissies, talking, singing. I falled asleep.

Day 5. Foods in the kit-chen. "be good boys and girls today, I'll be back later" More foods in the kit-chen. Mommy wrapped me up and sat down wif me and said "your name is going to be Sammy and you will be staying here wif me and Grampa Norton and Gramma Trixie. It's too late for anyone to claim you, 'acause I loves you, and Grampa Norton loves you too and you is good for him 'acause he was furry lonely wifout his little brofurr, and he needs you furry much". I could stay?? FUREFURR???? OH BOY!! I gotted a furefurr home and the most wonderful Grampa Norton (efen though I rided him down the hall like he was a horse and he was real geezerish) and Gramma Trixie (efenn fough I tried to ride her down the hall too). And I loved my mommy so much - I sleeped wif her in the bed from the furry ferst night I was there. Efenn fough she maded me get a hoo-ha-ectomy.