MILES
I hereby declare that since Sammy is hosting Meezer Rule Wednesday at Simply Siamese, Meezer Rule Wednesday here will be MINE and MINE ALONE.
SAMMY
HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY you little runt (wait, he weighs 3 lbs more than me) HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY lard butt, mommy says we haf to SHARE Meezer Rule Wednesday.
MILES
But it's NOT FAIR, 'cause you are nefurr gonna let me host at Simply Siamese, 'cause you is a HOG.
SAMMY
Lard Butt
MILES
PEG-LEG PETE!
SAMMY
::SIGH:: ok lard butt, you can post your rule.
MILES
Hello and welcome to Meezer Rule Wednesday, by Miles Meezer.
Today's rule is as follows:
When sleeping on the people bed at night wif your siblings, always remember to each lay on a seperate side, on top of the covers, so that the humans are pinned underneath. This is especially important if the humans get up frequently in the middle of your sleep cycle to go to the human litterbox room.
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Miles,
Here is my rule for the single kitty household:
Sleep on the room side of the bed and schooch them over so they are next to the wall. Its just as good!
---Beezer
It't touch when the humans force Cats to share. I know all about these things.
Oh, it's effun better wif 3 cats den you can haf yoor brofur or sisfur lay on der legs. It reely traps dem. We can almost get mom to wet da bed wif dat manoover.
Wow, I never realized that Clyde and I could tag-team Our Lady and trap her under the covers. Thank you so much.
That is a very good rule! The five of us have learned to lay on each side of Mommy and Daddy with one at their heads and one at their feet. Then stretch as long as you can make yourself (sticking your tongue out helps). :) He he.
Oh that's a furry good rule. Cheysuli says she has to stop forgetting about Meezer Rule Wednesday because she is so good at making rules!
You should be so glad that you're not my kitties! I would be flinging cats across the room if they trapped me when I needed to pee.
This is a very good rule! Sometimes we do practice it!
~Casey - as well as Donny and Marie
Good rule, although I like sleeping at the feet or in my own bed keeping an eye on mom. That way she trips!
Tara
That's a good rule, Miles.
That's a good rule! I've have to remember that one when I get a little brother or sister.
Miles
Momma toll me that I was the only one who wuz gonna sleeps in da big bed, so I can't trap her. She said if'n she let Abby in wif us at night we wood fight all night and Abby wood probbly be blind becuz I wood whap her eyes. So how can I trap my Momma?
~The Divine Miss B
:::wavin paws:::
Bye Miles
Boo, Ping, Jinx and Gracie
Bye to my sweet handsome floofy slim meezerman Sammys!
Purrs and Nosekisses
Your adoring little angel baby
~Abby
Oh Miles, good job!! This is a very important meezer rule. I take it very seriously myself.
Latte
Good idea, boyz! Especially with Sammy doing butt in the face duty as well.
As a single cat, I get between the beans and stretch out so I can can push them off each side of the bed. This is easier to accomplish if you look pathetic and purr loudly at the same time.
That's a terrific rule.
yup, sounds like a furry good rule to me. now you two play nice, okay?
smiles, auntie bee
Great rule! Pinning the people into the bed is fun.
hehehe! that'sa great rule. Me and Dorydoo like to do that to Momma and Daddy!
Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!
Great Rule :)
Excellent rule. I think the Cornish Rex's will try this one tonight.
Happy day you two great and fabbie silly boys. We love you
:::High paws::: and headbuttsters
~Caesar
Excuse us, but can that Meezer Rule apply to Tabbies also? Because we pin Maw down like that all the time, but we're not Meezers.
Luf, Us
Caroline can pin down my mom single-pawedly! Then if Mom moves, she goes off like a car alarm!
Very very good rule - I'm writing that one down!
It's a very good rule. We do it allllll the time!
That is an excellent rule. I have a corollary to that rule: Always make sure that it's totally dark in the room so that you can secretly quintuple your weight and the surface area of the bed that you take up with your body.
DMM
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