Geez, riding for a sqillion and 7 hours in the PTU on Sunday wasn't bad enough, but I hadded to get shoved back in it Monday and go to the v-e-t. AGAIN. and get stabbed. AGAIN. And get my bloods stolen. AGAIN. And then get washed because I peed on them. AGAIN.
And to top all that off, Mommy tried to KILL me. Really. I was just chillin on the couch and she was outside on the patio, and she was trying to bring stuff in, and she opened the screen door and frew somefing inside onto the couch (which is just inside the screen door) and IT HIT ME IN THE HEAD AND ALMOST KILLDED ME.
Sure, she 'pologized and efurryfing, but she almost killded me. I fink I need to move out and get my own place. Someplace where no one will shove me into the PTU and take me to the v-e-t, or try and kill me wif flying fings.
Oh, wait, I know where that is. On my FOO-TON!!!! I fink I will go and live on my foo-ton!
34 comments:
Poor Miles, today just wasn't your day! It has to get better. We are sure your Mom did not mean to try to kill you. She didn't see you, so it was an accident. Have a nice day.
Samantha & Tigger
Oh, Miles ... It sounds like you're havin' the most rottenest day ever! You need ham ... Lots of ham. An' you should get some really good cuddles, too. An' kisses. No more PTU. No more stabby place where they steal your blood.
DMM
Oh it was just a mistake Miles ~ Mommy loves you alot and the visit to the vet was necessary ~ don't be sour ~ love :)
Miles
Yu hadda one of dem Mondays, diddant yu? See whatcha need to do now is play da sim-fa-knee card. Dat way yu can get sum more ham! I sure hopes today is better for yu. Why don't yu and Sammy come ofur and we can all play wif my knew toys?!!
Bye Miles
:::wavin paws:::
Boo, Ping, Jinx and Gracie
Bye to my handsome sweet manly meezer mancat Sammys!
Purrs and Nosekisses
Your devoted tiny princess
~Abby
Oh, Miles- I don't think your Mum tried to kill you, she loves you too much!
You spend the day napping and nibbling and you'll feel much better. Works for me!
Sheesh, what a bad day, is evefurronw alright now?
Ezra sez... My Momma trieded to kill me the offur day too!! She was walking and I was gonna walk next to her and she kicked me in the head. She 'pologized and cuddled and kissed me, but I think she was trying to kill me!
MONDAYS! We bet it was an aksident but yoo shood play it fur extra ham anyway. Rub yoor paw on da spot where da fing hitted yoo and akt like it hurts, make sher yoo do dis in front of yoor mom. Den make da big eye, poor little me look and waala-extra treats and cuddles.
You can come live with us, Miles. Then you could see the Meezertwins. I have to worn you though, Momma broked my tail, amember?
Patches
Parents just don't think about our best interest sometimes, like the fact we must nap all the time and not go to the vet.
Them is bein' furry mean to ya, Miles. I'll put the bitey on em fur ya.
Awwww, you poor guy! *hugs* I am so sorry you day went so badly. I hope tho that you made sure to make mommy feel REALLY guilty so that she gives you lots of treats and love and good things....as she should. ;)
~Casey
I think they owe you lots of ham. Big time.
Oh Miles, I'm sorry to hear you had to go back to the vet, and then that your mom hit you in the head. It was clearly an accident though - she didn't mean to hit you. Maybe you can get some treats from your mom?
Oh Miles, we are all so appalled to hear that. I hope your head is better. I hope that you are okay.
Miles, I certainly hope that you got some treats after such a day! I really don't think that your mom tried to kill you though - I'm sure because she loves you very much!
Purrrrs, China Cat
The foo-ton in a good start. I likes foo-ton too! But ya gots ta look real sorry for yourself, I mean pit-i-full. That's when they make with the treats a loves.
---Beezer
Oh poor Miles! I's sure yore Mommy didn't meen to almost keel yoo. But werk it fur all the hamm yoo can get! And come on ofur. If my Mommy tries to keel yoo, I'll bite her.
PURRRRRRRRRS purrrrrrrrs purrrrrs,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee
Poor Miles. You do look a little snappish in your picture. I do not know why the V-E-T always wants to steal our blood and potty. They have their own if they need some,right? Blimey! (I just learned that word from Ernest).
oh, poor miles!! we's purrrty sure your mom din't mean to kill ya, but just in case--tell her you need a futon in HER house, too, not just dad's house--somewhere you can recooperate! and hamm---ask for a case of hamm, too. the vet visit alone is worth THAT!!
Poor Miles, you certainly had a rotten Monday. I'm sure your Mom didn't mean to hit you in the head. Make sure you milk it for all it's worth. You do look rather ticked off in your photo.
Oh Miles, it sounds like you've been having a rough time! And just look at that face of yours!
I feel real sorry for you Miles. I hope you feel better very soon. It's not good to know your mom's out to get you. You might try sleeping on her face tonight to remind her how fragile life really can be. I know it's kind of mean, but I just think you've been putting up with too much for too long. You are a cat after all.
I'm sorry you are having such a bad day Miles! But think about what would happen in a place of your own, would you get Ham???
Tara
yes, everyone else has mentioned the one thing we were thinking of whilst reading this tragic tale of occurances, we are sooo sorry you are suffering. I think our mommies should buy us new toys and buy us ham!
Caesar
I like the Foo-ton plan, I think it would work well for you! Glad that the whole ordeal is over for you though.
Latte
ha ha ha you look really really moody!!! That is so funny. Your human sounds like she needs some meezer style discipline. Claws, paws and bunny kicks should do the trick. xx
Your mommy is an attempted murderer. I will never think of her the same way again. I'm sorry for your pain.
What a rough day. It sounds like you should move to the foo-ton. Or maybe Rocky's gutter - I heard it was for sale.
Earl Grey
Man, your day really was bad. I don't think Mommy ever bonked me on the head with somethin' - but give her time, I'm sure she will 'cause she can be pretty clumsy!
Miles I am sure that your mum was not trying to kill you. But she does need to be much more careful when she puts things down.
Did your stolen blood come back with good counts?
Miles, we sure hope you have a better day tomorrow!!
That sounds like a plan Miles. Go live on your FOO-TON!!!
Luf, Us
Poor Miles,
Let me give you a big hug.
Everything will be fine~!
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