SAMMY
Sheesh, someone has been a blog hog the last few days. We need to sit down and make a skjule for posting!!
There's still ham left, so come on in and take a pile!
an open letter to Mommy
Deer Mommy
As much as I love cuddling you in the sleeping room, when you wake up to use the human litterbox in the middle of the night, would it be too much to ask if you just swished some mouthwash around your mouth 'afore you come back to bed? you wonder why the back of my head smells "funky" it's 'acause your breaf stinks!! and you breathe that breaf all ofur my head!!! it's furry annoying! Also, if i'm going to lay unner your arm, an extra application of that 'nilla smelling deoderant would be nice.
Thank you
Sammy
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43 comments:
I'm grabbing some more ham! I'm sorry I was so late for the party, Mom and her "decisions", yessshhhh.....
Tara
PS Did the mouth wash work?
You are so cute Sammy :)
I can tell you love the ham ~~
Lol...Thanks for the Ham :)
hahah my human is exactly the same. Really, they should be banished to sleeping outdoors! x
honey i can't eat another bite of ham... sigh. and i a furry sorry yer mummy stinks. i know yoo nefer do, right??? right...
smiles, auntie bee
xoxo
Thanks for the hammy!
Did she get your "hint"?
Ping and Gracie have a ham hangover this morning....
We thank you for inviting us. WE had a great time. Ping and Miles contest to see who could eat the most ham in one sitting was a sight, wasn't it? Poor Ping. Tee hee.
***wavin paws***
Bye to our good ham eatin buddy
Boo, Ping, Jinx and Gracie
***Blowin kisses***
Bye and have a grate weekend to my sweet handsome floofy ham expert
Your adoring little petite ham gurl
~Abby
Ham? Don't mind if I do! Gotta stock up cuz it keeps snowing.
Sammy, do you go unner cover? Then you furgotted one furry impawtant request. It's about the toots. We has to breathe unner there! Purrs!
Oh I am sorry I missed the chatzy part of the ham party! I go to socialize, unlike Cheysuli who just wanted to eat!
I think you are furry right Sammy.
Isn't it awful when dey wake up in da morning and wanna kiss yoo right away wif der poopie bref! Really, mom, yoor bref smells like dirty litter box in da morning-STOP BREEFING ON DA KITTIES!
The beans say we gots cat breath but they never smell their yucky breath - it ain't roses ya know!
We are glad you has a lot more ham. We just love ham. We will take some of it off your hands, so it doesn't go bad and all.
Mmmmm, ham.
Mom says Scout has tuna breath.
Are there any take out boxes for the ham?
I think your requests are very reasonable! Sorry I couldn't make the Chatzy party, but it was the middle of the night here in Munich, so I was asleep.
Haaaaammm!
I'm sorry your mom's breath is so stanky that it's clinging to your furs. I feel your pain. Except I don't sleep by the beans' heads - we sleep under the covers, next to their 'tocks. I just always hope they don't eat bean soup for dinner.Grrrr.
EG
You tell her Sammy!! :)
That is a very nice way of giving your momma some hygiene tips, Sammy. But if you think that's bad, try sharing a bed with a wiener dog. Oh man.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe
Yoo tell her Sammy!
We had lotsa fun at the ham party yesterday. I fink Mini broughted home too much ham tho. It's all ofur the place!!! Oh well, maybe Miles will help come eat sum, will ya Miles?
Purrrrrrrrs,
Sanjee
Pee Ess. Lotsa nosekissies to my sweet boyfriendcat Miles!
Hmmm. I think I need to sniff the back of my head, too. I fear what I will discover.
Thanks for all the ham!
I hope your mommy takes your advice.
KC said...
u's tell her! hee hee.
Wowie, we's sure enjoyed all that ham. i finks tha Babies an tha Mites must have eaten a ton.
We'll stop by later on fur some more, it was delish.
an fanks so much fur asking us.
Purrrs, KC
Fanks furr all that lovely ham, we reely enjoyed ourselfs. Did yer mum take the hint about her breffs?
ummm Sammy? Do you really want your mommy to start talking about all your smells?
Da ham was da bestee ting in a long time Sammy. I justee hopes I don't float down da river from all da salt I yam retainin. I tink I might need to get deflated.
-Dr Tweety
Hey ya twoo where are ya????????
This is an excellent letter.
I hope she follows your instructions... er advice!
I feel the same way abouts my mom and dad. Sheesh. Also I know I am super late but is there any ham left to nibble on?
Hi Sammy ,you stranger!! Ya need to assert yourself more so ya get to blog. ;)
Must be a Mom thing with the stinky breath,and they have the nerve to say we have stinky breath!! They are also busy around the house so i don't always get to visit :(
Anyway, whap miles and let him know you want to blog once in a while :)
Purrs
Iffen yur lettin' yur mommie sleep in yur bed, then her needs to foller the rulz.
Mouthwash is a very good idea, I am going to speak to Mommy about the very same thing!
ps - come and visit me!
Sammy, you need to be nicer to your mom. Otherwise she could start posting all the stories about you that you do not want anyone to know.
Roxy
Oh Pooh. We missed da chatzy party. We feel awful. It sounds like you all had a wonnerful time.
Hmm, we los track of what days it were lately. Sorry we missed the ham party, but we thought yesterday was today all week!
Sammy, are you like, ASKING for trouble? You might have to sleep on the couch if you aren't nice to your Mommmy.
We luf the HAM! It was so nice of you to invite us. We didn't make it to the Chatzy, but there were lots of leftovers and we luf leftovers!
Did your Mom use mouthwash and deodorant before she came back to bed?
Luf, Us
hehehe, yummy ham! thankies so much. I wondur what the back of my head smells like? I wish I had a nose back there!
Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!
Yeah! What is it with mommies? My mommy always says MY breath stinks but HER breath is way ickier and she smooches my head lots! I think she's not sniffing MY breath, she's sniffing HER breath on my head!!!!
We had a great time at your ham party, and the toona-niptinis were AWESOME!!!
~Persephone
Good luck...the Woman doesn't care if she has stinky breath or pits when I would prefer her not to. But what else can you expect from creatures that only bathe once a day?
Do they make catnip-scented mouthwash? That would be great.
Sorry we missed the party!
~J&B
I grab some ham for my cats and will think about what you wrote to your mum concerning the visit on the human litter box !
hehe thats the way to tells your Mommy how it is! Maybe your mommy shoulds eats some ham befores she comes back, that ways you will smells like that instead. We know that everyones loves the smells of ham!
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Sammy,
are you extra sure your mommy wasn't sneakin some HAM, and that's what was up with her breath? Maybe she's sleep-eatin. You'd better get up and check next time...
~ moose
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