MILES
Crappity crap crap crap - what do you mean that I could not haf winned the South Africa AND Netherlands lotteries because I didn't buy any tickets? The EMAIL says I winned, so somebody must haf buyed tickets for me. The email would not lie. It clearly says I WINNED. I'm gonna buy the tem-tay-shuns factory.
Meezer Mom: Miles, that's called SPAM email, and it's not true.
MILES: but............. read it! It says I WINNED. and SPAM is yucky canned ham-like-food-product. It can't even be sent over the innernets. so you're just making that up.
SPAM mail, sheesh. does you think I'm STOOPID or somefing?
Crappity crap crap crap - what do you mean that I could not haf winned the South Africa AND Netherlands lotteries because I didn't buy any tickets? The EMAIL says I winned, so somebody must haf buyed tickets for me. The email would not lie. It clearly says I WINNED. I'm gonna buy the tem-tay-shuns factory.
Meezer Mom: Miles, that's called SPAM email, and it's not true.
MILES: but............. read it! It says I WINNED. and SPAM is yucky canned ham-like-food-product. It can't even be sent over the innernets. so you're just making that up.
SPAM mail, sheesh. does you think I'm STOOPID or somefing?
32 comments:
Yur not Stoopid! If yoo reeeeeely believe yoo winned dat lottery den yoo will. Dat's right. Squint yur eyes reel hard and pikshure dose green papers in yur hand. Let us know if it werks.
oh miles i think they should give you all the money so you can buy whatever you want honey!
smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoox
Darly says: I don't think the Tem-tay-shuns factory is for sale and if it was...how would you make it work?
Awww poor Miles!!! We're sorry you didn't win the lottery. SPAM is no fun at all.
Wow! I haven't gotten anything about winning the lottery, but there is a nice British Lady who wants me to hold her money for her.
Yes... but it's spam. So, does it taste good?!
I think you probably did win, Miles, and should check into this further!
spam tastes like ham
Oh yeah! Send that nice Nigerian man $60,000 and you will win the lottery!
Maw used to eat fried Spam when she was a youngster. And there is a Spam contest at the State Fair of Texassss every year. Yup.
Luf, Us
Yeppers, I've won squillions of green papers on a FREE lottery site Miles but they want US$14.99 per month for eleventy-twelve years before I can claim them. What's free about that? Pffftooey, I just delete the emails without opening them. I also get a lot of emails saying I could have massive extensions to a certain part of my anatomy which, being a woman, I don't actually possess, if you get my drift... Sheesh, someone should lock up all these spammers and throw away the keys!!! xxx
Actually, if you get your mom to fry it up, SPAM is not too bad. But it makes for yuckky email.
Tara
i agree...crappity crap crap! if they tell you you winned, then you must have! bring on the big bags of green papers.
can we come visit when you take over the temptations plant?
ben & lucy
The guy who sent the email are stupid~~ Don't you worry about that, Miles!
Poor Miles. :( Spam email is yucky. Sorry to hear you received some.
Oh poor Miles, can't they'z even be bothered to send you proper ham mail! ;)
That stinks Miles, we hate spam. Some guy keeps sendin' emails sayin' he wants to put money in our bank account.
Why is my mommy laughing so hard. She can barely type cause she can't stopped laughing. I don't get it. Moms stop laughing!
Wuz it sent too yu Miles? Den yu knoos it must be troowu. I diddant knoos dat spam was some type of emale. I thought it wuz somefing yu eight.
*Sigh
Well yu can still dweam bout winnin da lottery and buildin yur own temptashunz factoree!
**wavin paws**
Bye Miles
Boo, Ping, Jinx and Gracie
**blowin kisses**
Sammy
Momma is freathin to take me to da dreaded V.E.T.!
Bye to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puffs...come save me!
Purrs and nosekisses
Your adoring little angel gurl
~Abby
SPAM mail?? What kind of crap is that? Get a meezers hopes up and then dash them like that!!! That is terrible! I think we need to put the bitey on these SPAM things!
Why don't we get Chicken mail? Nice Roast Chicken. If you buy the Temptaions factory will you be doing tours? And free samples?
Spam . . .that shows you what moms know. I wonder who bought the tickets for you, Miles?
I think you should try to go for the South Africa one. Its a huge cat country so I'm sure that's legit!
Latte
(Um Latte....please don't advise your friends to actually follow spam. Thanks~ Meowmy)
I am pretty sure if it comes in the e-mail, it MUST be true!
You can buy the Temptations factory??????? MA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, get your green papers, Miles, and we'll do a leveraged buy-out of the Temptations factory, and with the leftover green papers, we'll get the factory retooled to make BIGGER bags of Temptations with a special catpaw friendly opening so we can help ourselves!
spam mail would disintegrate when it got put through the letterbox too! ew!
my mum is very popular with Nigerian bankers, they are always trying to give her free money!
Dear Miles, Spam is good. It tastes like ham, and when you cook it, it is really yummy. Dad always says that he is happy that the boy got the spam gene. Whatever that means. As for the email, they are not nice people and you can't trust them.
Roxy
Me gotted a messeage from a Arabians girl thats going to slits a oil fortune inharatance wif me if me will helps her open a American bank accounts. Do you tink thay will lets a cat opens a banks account? ~Empress
I got that e-mail too. I won it!
Sheesh, my Spammy mails only say I can have a bigger male part!
** blushing **
If it is written, it HAS to be true!
Woohoo, Mommy, my friend Miles is buying the Temptations factory! Can we go work for him, can we, huh, huh, huh??!?!!??!!??!!?!?!!
How come we neffur win no lotteries? Speedy gots offered some kinda pills dat is suppose to make him stay hard longer but dey prolly won't work cuz he's really skwishy and has neffur been hard. We like fried spam, dad makes it when mom leaves da house cuz she can't stand da smell of it...
You have to be 18 yrs old or older to win.
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