Oh, me about 6 monfs old and me weigh 3 pounds. Lady says me is TEENY TINY
Thursday, February 21, 2008
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Me Bill. Me in jail!!! Me was cold and walking where big metal monsters was and me hollered at lady. Lady pickded me up and taked me to get torchured be man in white coat. Me hadded wet smelly stuff put in my ears, and yellow goop put in my eye and black light shined in there. Me has scratch on my "corn eeee a" that won't get better. Me had bite on me neck that had puss in it. torchur man poked it and it popped. me has not much furs on back of me head. Lady taked me out of torchur place and put me in jail. i has litterbox (did not know how to use, lady teached me), foods (me did not know how to eat or drink out of bowl, lady teached me) and blankie. me thinks me is staying. Me go PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR all the time. me do nosebumpies on lady's face all the time. Oh, and me POOTS LOTS. stinky. lady gags. Me tell you more later. The BIG cats are staring at me. Me thinks they wants to eat me.
Oh, me about 6 monfs old and me weigh 3 pounds. Lady says me is TEENY TINY
Oh, me about 6 monfs old and me weigh 3 pounds. Lady says me is TEENY TINY
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Holy moly, I'm first today???
Poor little Bill. I bet he was out on his own for eons! Your mom is so so nice to take care of him.
OK, maybe because he's so little he can be trained better than Russell. Good luck!
Oh welcome little Bill! You sure are a teeny tiny little thing! We know that your new mom will get you all fixed-up in no time. And we're sure that your new brothers will be furry nice to you once they get to know you. Eat lots, drink lots,(maybe poot less)and get some rest little buddy - you've got a nice full life ahead of ya!
Hehehe, that is craptastic! (sowwy doodes, jus hadta sez it) I'z furry gwad yoo fownd a lady hoo tuk yoo away frum da skary pwace ware da fast chines go an gots yoo all warm. Yur noo brofurs arr gud Man-Cats an will teech yoo howsta bee a gwate big man-cat jus lyke dey arr helpin ta teechy me. Enjoy da noo lyfe of a formerly feral kitteh. Yoo gonna lurves it too.
Oh sweet little boy - welcome to a home of love...
oh, welcome, welcome li'l bill cat to a wonderful forefurr home!!! ::nose kisses::
you hollered at the right lady, an' now your life will be a billion times betterer!! soon's your tummy is used to good food, your bad pootin' will prolly stop. an' stayin' inside, you won't be cold or get hurty no mores, an' will haff brofurs to play wif. (NOTE: good luck with THAT--xingxing.) they won't eat you, just whap you a little bit. (NOTE: whap back--xingxing.) hope you don't hafta go back to the torcher place much.
wif love an' snuggles,
the missouri meowers
peeyes:
(we has read enough bloom county toons wif mom to fink that is sorta a mean name to gif a helpless li'l orange kitty wif two different size eyeses. you doesn't say "AAAAAKKKKKKKKKK" does you?)
peepeeyes:
we woulda given a whole month's worth of laundry money to see the lady tryin' ta teach you to use the litter box. maybe your new brofurs will blog on that subject . . .
hiya bill! you are furry cute. i hope those meezers adopt you! i think they will cause they are pretty nice. if they don't you email me and i'll put in a word for you. welcome!
smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxo
ps: no ole's please!
Hi Bill! Yoos a cutey. We hope you like your new home. Your orangyness sure is gonna stand out in a house fulla meezers. heehee.
Welcome Bill! You really are teeny tiny! I'm glad you already have some medicine in your for your health issues. You really are in a good home! I hope to see tons more of you!
Oh, and thank you Meezer Mom for taking care of this little guy.
sammy ans miles, we hopes yu hafs better luck wif yur new brofurs than we has wif ars. so bill gots stinky poots too?! so dus kintaro. hmmm, maybe they is brofurs.
yuki & kimiko
bill, yu has the most beee-u-ti-full colors of furs! as a fellow ginger i finks yu is as handsum as the rest of us gingers. i will be purrayin fur yur eye to gets better. yu needs to eat lots of stinky goodness ans crunchies ans treats so yu can grow big an strong. i hopes yu donts haf crabby brofurs like my crabby sisfurs.
yur furrend,
kintaro
oh my cat - baby bill!!!! You are adorable! Your human rescued you? how wonderful!!
hi Bill! I'm 6 months old too! and plus, I'm teeny tiny too. we're so happy you gotted rescued. keep up the purring and the nosebumpies and you can get whatever you want. oh, and don't worry 'bout the big kitties eating you. unless you see a 17 pounder named Grr, you've got nothing to worry about. I, on the other hand, have something to worry about, on account of I live with Grr.
Riley
oh nooos someone bits yooooooooous?! i'm glad you found a good home. But around here, you've got to listen to the meezers. They is bigger than you... they chomp you up if you bad.
hi bill ::waves paw::
Bill, all I have to stay is you've stumbled upon the best lady you could have hoped for! You're going to LOVE your new home. Purring is a plus!
Latte
Oh wow, my mum keeps me off the computer for ONE day and I miss LOADS of stuff! Hi Bill!!! Your mum went and found herself a Gorgeous Ginger! Which every home should have, let's face it. Can I sign you up as a GG yet?
You definitely found yourself a good place to live. I hope all your aches and pains clear up soon and I'm sure you will be frisking about playing in no time...either that or learning to run very fast to escape from Miles and Sammy...just don't sit at the top of the stairs because I seem to remember one of them likes to push other cats downstairs...OK?
Big Ginger Purrs
Fat Eric
HI BILL! You is furry cute! Most beans don't like to git bills, but you is da good kinda bill - we hopes you git to stay. Don't worry about da big furballs, they wuz little once too, so you will grow up too!
BILL! Did you come from Bloom County? Can you spell JACKPOT???
Welcome Bill, you really got a great home.
You are adorable!
The Divine Miss Marilyn says you are a very, very lucky Bill to have such role models for Meezer Rules, Whappage and Lady training. Big smoochies all the way around the Meezer household!
Hi Bill, glad yoo gots da ladees attenchun and gots fixed up. Yoo are awfully cute. Now yoo haf what is called a furever home and yoo will be formerly ferral and a gorgeous ginger and Sadie sez she thinks she's in lurve...
I'z gonna come over der and yoo point out da mean kitty dat bit yoo and I'z gonna beat da snots outta dem...~Sadie
Oh Meezer Mom - you're making our mommy's eyes leak! She keeps sayin' that you've got a big heart to take in that sweet little kitten!!!
We're with Sammy and Miles - no more additions!
PS - psst, Bill I poot a lot when I'm happy and relaxed :-) Welcome! Bert
Oh Bill, I am so happy to learn more about you. And I am extra glad that you are safe inside now, and getting the special care that you need to get all better. You are very tiny! I'll bet you might start to grow a lot more now that you will have lots of love, warmth, and good foods.
Aww, Bill you are such a little cutie pie! We are so happy for you that you found such a wonderful home! You definitely hollered at the right lady! :)
Keep eating lots and lots and take your medicines, 'kay? You'll be better in no time, you'll see!
We are sending lots of love and kisses your way!
Rocky, Angie, S'more, & our Mommy,
Karen xo
Oh, you little precious thing - you don't know how lucky you are in your new home! I'm sorry you were tortured, though ...
Hi Bill It's always nice to meet a fellow ginger. You have found yourself the bestest home wiv the Meezer's mum. When Sammy and Miles get used to you, they'll probly love you to bits. We hope your eye infekshun can soon be cleared up, and you'll soon grow into a Big Bill wiv a bit of TLC.
We may call her Meezer Mom, but she will be a good Ginger Mom too. The torcher man, VET to me, they are OK. They helps us stay well. Hopefully with good foods, warm place to stay you will get better. Then you can play with Sammy and Miles.
You poor little thing. Mom hopes you get better soon. It sounds like you were not very well taken care of. You will be now.
Roxy & Lucky
Hi Bill!
We so glad you found the Meezer's Mom! She'll fix you right up!
Sammy and Miles will teach you all sorts of cool stuff. (Like how good HAM is!)
OH my you are a teeny baby for 6 months. You certainly picked the right person to mew at though. I think my human has plans to go out there and mew at your human so she can get wonderful care--of course she is not as cute as you...
Hello teeny tiny Bill! You are very lucky to find the Meezer house. They will take good care of you, give you tasty things to eat, and keep you nice and warm. Sammy will have you whapping alongside him in no time.
Halloween
Hey, Bill. You musta had a rough go out there with those metal monsters and mean big kitties.
But you lucked out, though you probably don't think so yet. You picked a great bean to yell at, and you're in a really great furrever home.
Little One, you are most welcome today and we are all glad that the lady found you! Rest and eat and get warm and well. Those big cats are softies-really!
It's so nice to meet you, Bill. You picked a really wonderful lady. She's an angel. She'll help you feel better and help those big cats get used to you. (They're really cool when you get to know them!)
Meezer Mom, you are so special. Thank you for taking care of him. Momma's eyes are all leaky.
Love,
Tazo
He is sooooo cute!!!!!!! give him lots of hugs and kisses and we hope his stinky pooties get better soon. just think, all the whapping you can teach the new student!
Oh My Bill, your eye looks very uncomfortable. You have to get healed up quickly because you have just entered The Whapping Zone! Eat lost, take your meds and grow. You have some catchin' up to do little guy! Purrs and purrs!
Hey there, little buddy Bill! Man, you sure are a little tyke and got kinda beat up out there, didn't ya. I'm glad you got yourself such an awesome forever home! Just wait'll you learn what the Meezers have to teach you...
Your new buddy, Jimmy Joe
Hey there, little buddy Bill! Man, you sure are a little tyke and got kinda beat up out there, didn't ya. I'm glad you got yourself such an awesome forever home! Just wait'll you learn what the Meezers have to teach you...
Your new buddy, Jimmy Joe
Bill!!!! You hit the jackpot!!!!!
You were lucky enough to be rescued by the best Mom you could ever have :) You had a really rough start, but it's easy street now :)
Mom thinks you are a sweetie. WE hope you feel good soon too :)
Purrs Mickey
Sorry. Look please here
We are so glad to meet you Bill. You are a very cute ginger kitty. You are going to love living with the Meezers and the Meezer mom. As a lot of kitties said, you picked the best bean to yell at. We are glad you are getting your health taken care of. Keep eating and you will soon be as big as Sammy and Miles.
Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie
Grampa Norton must have told Bill to go home with you. He must have said that the house is far too crzy without a Ginger.
Welcome to the blogosphere, Bill! You have some great beans to take care of you and love you lots.
Wow Bill, I see you have gotten lots of welcomes already. I'm sure that you will be a great additon to the cat blogosphere and that your new brothers will be teaching you many new tricks like Miles' singing and Sammy's whapping.
Looking forward to getting to know you more.
Jackpot Kitty!
Can I touch you and hope that luck rubs off on me too?
Luv,
WW
aka, The Pet Human of Skittles, The Huntress
Hi Bill,
Welcome to the cat blogosphere. Don't worry I'm sure they wont keep you in jail very long. Maybe just until your neck is better.
Bill, we are very sorry to hear about your eye. You are tiny and adorable! We are very glad the lady rescued you.
It's niced to meet you bill. What a manly name Bill is too. I knowed you will loves your furever homes. Pay attentions too Sammy's whapping lessons and don't mind his hissing he will come to loves you soon.
headbutts
Java
Bill welcome to the kitty blogs! You certainly are a wee one but I bets you grow bigger with all that love and attention you get now!
Oh my, Bill looks just like Gino who was rescued and now lives with my human brother.
These poor ferals are lucky when they find a cat-lover human that will take them in!
Congratulations, Bill, on bein Gotcha'd by a wunnerful Lady! Sounds like ya is learnin fast... Hope ya get well soon!
Oh, *sniff* -- both Mom and I are leaky-eyed -- we are so glad, Bill, that you found such a wonderful family!
What a precious, adorable little boy you are -- we Ballicai hope you are feeling better very soon, and you will certainly get lots and lots and lots of love in your new home!
Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn.
Awwww. Youze probly gonna be a teeny poodin all yur life cuz you've had such a ruff start. Youze got stinky farts? Mebbe dat git bedder as you git bedder. Youze furry sick now.
Luf, Us
Make nice with Sammy and Miles, Bill, cuz you definitely want to stay there. Meezer Mom rocks!
Fanks for joining the Carnival of the Cats this week!
Purrrrrrs,
Mini and the rest of the Hotties
We are so glad you were taken in and taken to the vet for treatment even though you're in prison for now. As you get better, you'll have more freedom. So get well!
jans funny farm
Hi sweetie Bill! I am happy to
knonw someone who loves kitties
is taking good care of you!
Get well + ((HUGS!))
Hi Bill! We are so happy that you MEWED for the Lady! Sorry that you had to go to the VET, but we hope that you are feeling better very soon.
So cute!!!
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