I don't get this dog show stuff. We hadded to watch it last night on TV. We haf to watch it efurry year. Poor woofies. Why does they agree to be put on a rope and ranned around on fake grass, and haf people in formal clothes touch them in weird and inappropriate places? Sheesh! I seen some lady stick her hand where only a v-e-t should stick theirs hands on some poor dog who hadded dredlocks in his furs. How embarassing on nashunal TV.
Meezer Rule: Cats should nefur subject themselfs to being felt in inappropriate places on nashunal TV.
SAMMY
So, I finished my puzzle. LOOK! Do you see something interesting in this pikshur?
A closer look. 
Yes Mom, I whapped that last piece into outerspace. 
Whapping lesson for todayAlways make shur that you whap the last piece of a puzzle, or model or any project your human is werking on. Whap it hard and whap it far. This will ensure hours, if not days, of amusement while they look for it.
Seriously, I whapped it. We cannot find the piece anywhere.
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ARE YOU SURE that you whapped that piece? I know you talked about putting pieces in your mouth yesterday. Perhaps mom needs to check the litterbox. ewwwe!
and I agree with Miles about the dog show...I hope he doesn't find out they have cat shows too...oh and rabbit shows as well! :O At least the cats have enough dignity to not allow the show on National TV.
I do agree, Miles, that I would not like to be felt in inappropriate places on national TV. But then, I pretty much disapprove of any kind of touching (except of my nose in a good nose rub)!
Sammy -- is that why we always have one piece of a puzzle missing? Have you been sneaking in an whapping one piece out of every puzzle? You could get a job in a puzzle factory! Hee Hee Hee!
well miles i haf to agree with you honey, but you will haf to admit some of them are pretty cute...
and sammy, i knew you would! ha ha ha
smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoox
I agree Miles!! Nobody touches my parts!!!(unless I says so )
Nice puzzle Sammy! There would be lots of pieces to whap in a puzzle,heh,heh,heh!
Good luck to your Dad today :)
I'm sending lots of purrs and my sisfurs are too!
Purrs Mickey
Dogs are kinda odd sometimes. maybe they LIKE being manhandled on TV like that. I know Hank the Dog probably would have, if the people hadn't yanked his fun bits off...
That's a great puzzle! Minus one piece. That's also the reason why my SS gave up on puzzles since I came to live with her.
You are both invited tocome to my Valentine party, held in conjunction with Dr Tweety's Love Boat Cruise for Valentine's Day
Maybe you should call on those Borg we assimilated in Meezers and they can find that piece?
When Mom works on puzzles, we sometimes whap the pieces away too. It is great fun. Good luck to your Dad. Has your mom heard about the job yet?
Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie
Well, of course. If ALL the pieces were there, it would be too easy fer the Beins...
Bob said to check the seat cushions.
Dog shows - sounds pretty weird! As for that missing piece - good whapping, although we have to ask, did it end up as a late night snack, or is it just 'buried' under the sofa?
Purrs to you two and for your Mom and Dad,
Gypsy & Tasha
wat do pooped puzzle pieces luk like?
Miles
Dis proves dat cats are smarter dan woofies....on natunial Teevee too. Whoa....no self respectin kitty wood allow such a fing...
Sammy I am so proud of yu.
Whapped it to smithereens. Dat is gud whap. YU IS KING WHAPPER!
When do we sail on da cruze?? I can't wait to see yu der!!
**wavin paws**
Bye Miles
Boo, Ping, Jinx and Gracie
**Blowin kisses**
Bye to my sweet handsome floofy mancat whappin king!
Purrs and Nosekisses
Your adorin little bitty angel gurl
~Abby
Miles, that is a great rule!
Sammy, thanks for another great whapping lesson! We think we can handle this one. We know we're good at whapping pens off of tables, so if our humans ever do a puzzle, we should be able to manage whapping a piece or two.
That is a rule I will be sure to follow!
Kavan
Awesome rule!!!
Listen...you don't wanna git NOTHIN' wrong with your pooper...I just had to go through some awful stuff and I don't want none of y'all havin' to go through it, too. Don't be eatin' no puzzle pieces or you will haff ta get some pooper torture, too. 'kay?
Thanks for postin' on our blog today...you mentioned one of your hidey places was the dungeon...oooooh...that sounds skeery! Where is the dungeon???
Very truly yours,
Felix the Magical Cat
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang
Miles, I finks just avoidin bein on nashunal teevee werks best. Then no meanie can do nuffin on nashunal teevee to yoo.
Purrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee
Great whappage idea, Whapmeister. I'm going now to see what Mom's working on so I can whap the last bit away.
::bows to Whapmesiter::
your student Pepi
Great rule, Miles.
Sammy . . . what incredible whapping power you have! I am very impressed.
Haha to the puzzle piece that wwould drive my momma crazy! Great idea!
~Queen Snickers
Confess. It will make you feel better.
You ate it didn't you?
Is being felt in inappropriate places okay if you are not on national TV? I am not sure about that.
Sammy, that is a serious whap! But it sounds like fun ;-)
I hope you really whapped that piece and didn't eat it!
Yep, woofie shows are funny....but Meowm seems to enjoy them.
Ooooo, them puzzle pieces look like fun toys! Can ya batt em unner the frigerater?
nice rule...and it will keep the Beans busy for a while, leaving you to do whatever you choose. pure Meezer class. nice one! xxxx
Mom owuld kill me if I whapped a piece of her puzzle. She loves jigsaw puzzles, the harder the better. As for the dog show, if mom had not rescued Lucky, that's what Lucky would have been doing, or just breeding for puppies to do the same thing. Lucky is much happier with us.
Roxy
That wuz eggsellent whapping but are you sure you didn't have a chew on it, then mebbe thought it would make a good snack?
This is how it works, a piece gets misplaced and not found until the puzzle is taken apart! It happens every time at out house!! Great puzzle. We are purrring and purraying for the jobs for your Mommy and Dad!
Your FL furiends,
Congratulations Sammmy! You have succeeded at being as meezerly as possible. My lady servant likes to put that paint stuff on white boards and I'm constantly trying to get my paws into it!
Keep up the great rules!
Purrs, Tamra
Yoo shure it's not gonna come owt yur pooper?
Mum had to watch the woofie show too. Every year. But she is happy that a regular dog won, a dog that you see around.
You didn't eat that last piece did you? Mum only does virtual puzzles on the puter.
Yoo din't eat dat peece did yoo? Cuz I don't think it will feel good coming out and it might effun get stuck somewhere.
We all definitely agree about what those particular woofies put up with. Our mom-bean has a friend in California who raised miniature schnauzers -- to sell and to show. Poor MS-woofies!
We're happy to be indoor-only, healthy, safe, crazy cats!
Grace & Company
Great job on the puzzle! It looks fantastic.
Our bean can sympathize with your mombean since our cousin kitty rolled around on her puzzle before too and he lost 3 pieces!! He even chewed one of them to the point where you couldn't see the picture anymore!
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