oh Lady, you is in trouble! where did you hide my boy bits?
me wented to the stabby place after mommy gotted home and then when me waked up in the morning, the lady there played wif me 'cause me was scairt that the lady was never coming back. and me was hungry. then me taked a nap and when me waked up, my boy bits was gone!! but the people played wif me more and my lady camed to take me home. ME WAS HAPPY!!! me saw meezer miles and meezer sammy and they saided HI and then laffed at me when me askded them where my boy bits were. me was tired but me was scairt to take a nap, 'cause me is afraid the lady is going to steal something more from me.
49 comments:
donts worry bill, the v-e-t wonts take nofin else frums yus that cants be replaced. we is glad yu is home.
y2k
dear little bill. don't be scairt honey. sammy and miles will take care of you, i KNOW they will, right boys?
smiles, auntie bee
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Oh boy, little guy, heh heh, yeah, that's a rough day for all kitties. You'll still be a tough mancat though, don't worry. You have great big ginger paws. Pay close attention to Whap Master Sammy.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe
Bill those boy bits you weren't really going to need them. You will still be a mancat someday soon.
We's glad that yur home all safe and sound!! You can nap worry-free...nothin' else will disappea frum you.
::purrs::
~Meeko & Kiara
I wasn't too thrilled when they ripped off my fun bits, either...but that's the only thing they're really going to take that you probably wanted to keep. Ask for shrimp. After that, a guy DESERVES shrimp. And it helps to share, cause the other kitties get stressed out simply by the MEMORY of such a horrible misdeed...
You really didn't need them anyway. Those are considered "spare parts".
Luf, Us
Ah Bill, you've just taken the first big step toward being a great mancat!
You didn't need those boy bits, Bill. At least, that's what I've heard. We are sorry you felt scared and abandoned, but we know mom meezer would never do that to you.
Roxy
I am sure that Miles and Sammy will keep anyone else from stealing things from you.
Glad to hear that everything went okay. at least they didn't make you wear a flood light when you came home...ask Miles about that.
Sorry dude, you are never going to see those Ho-ha's again.
We are glad you are doing okay. We like that you are sleeping with the red dot maker under your paw - are you afraid it might go away too? Get rest and you won't miss your hoo has by Monday.
Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie
Kavan didn't like it much either, he went looking for them in the garden. Never found 'um...
Tara
Well, Bill,
I think you won't nead that anymore.
You have very good 2 brothers, hahaha~~~
Bill, you've got me finking about where all the lost boy bits go?! It's a lot to fink about so I fink I'll have a nap on My Mummy's bed while I do so... ;)
Bill now yur big brofurs will watch ofur yu and don't werry dat VET won't take anyfing else frum yu...yu is now offishually one of da boyz! Yu all halve a gud weekend!
***wavin paws***
Bye Miles!! Bye Bill!!!
Boo, Ping, Jinx and Gracie
**blowin kisses**
Bye to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puffs meezer man...
Purrs and Nosekisses
Your adoring little angel gurl
~Abby
Bill, it's okay. You don't need your boy bits, and you'll be healthier and happier without them. We are glad that everything went well!
Welcome to the "No Boy Bits Club"!
I am glad you came through everything A OK!
It's OK Bill, you have two BIG bits to play with. We call them Sammy & Miles :)
Purrs Mickey
Oh, Bill, being a lady myself, I can't comment on your boy bits, but I can't imagine that your momma would let anything happen to you. Since you are home now and away from the stabby place, it's probably okay to sleep. (Unless SOMEONE decides to whap you!)
Freckles
Hi Bill! Don't worry buddy, you will grow up to be a great big ManCat, even without your boy bits. Right now, sleep and snuggle, you'd had a big day!
It's always sad to see your boy bits go but you'll still be a studly mancat don't worry.
Java
Boy bits are overrated. I think you're probably done with the stabby place for a while. Today is a good day for you to just hang around and take naps. Happy Friday, little dude.
Love,
McTazo
Well, Bill it looks like you have some appointments to cancel...
Don't worry, you won't miss them and now you can be a nice cuddly boy!
Your brothers will take good care of you and you can all play thundering herd of elephants later. I think you need some post-op Temptations.
Little Bill - We're so glad that all went well with your surgery! You just keep resting up and eating lots and lots. You are gonna grow up to be a handsome, wonderful mankitty! :)
We agree with the Tower Hill Mob - you deserve some post-op Temptations! :)
P.S. That is a very cute picture of you napping :)
Sorry Little Bill - those hoo-has are gone for good. The good news is you can nap all you want, there's nothing else they'll take away now!
Go get some more naps and treats (you should get lots of treats in exchange for your hoo-has!)
Hi Sweet Billy,
You rest and be at ease now. Your momma owes you some lap time & cuddles.
No more traumatic vet visits for you.
Poor Bill. You won't miss those bits anymore after awhile. Don't worry, the lady won't take anything else away from you, but I bet you get lots of extra lovin' this weekend!
Bill, it is very important to get your rest after seeing the V-E-T….
Little Bill, do not be sad. You don't need those parts anyway. Those are what we call "spare parts."
Bill, we're glad you are doing well after your hoo-ha-ectomy. Play the sympathy card and demand some extra treats!
Padre, Panda Bear, and Meerkat
Bill, just lay low and rest a few days. If you have any questions, ask Sammy or Miles. All us guys have been through this!
Max S
Hi Bill, we're glad efurryfing went well furr you. Don't worry about your hoohas, we've all lost them, and we can't even remember having them now. You look cute crashed out napping.
Don't worry, Bill, you won't miss those boy bits... I had mine tooked last year and I don't miss 'em at all. We Ballicai are glad you're reckoverin well and those pickshures of you are preshus!
Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!
Dear Sammy, Miles,and Bill,
Thank you for stopping by my blog today. Yes! I deserve ham! Just as you deserve ham too!!!
Yoga classes will be starting again soon, and as always there will be a ham for Miles.
What does Bill like?
Luv,
Skittles, The Huntress
kitty hugs to you, dear li'l bill, my ginger bruvver!! you will be jus' fine wifout those bits. what a sweet kitty you is--i hope furry much to play thunderin' herd wif you someday!!
your bud, nitro s
Oh Bill, I's sorry you's missing your bits. Shadow says he doesn't miss his any mores and he was a bit older when the V-E-T tooked his. I hopes you feel better now.
Hi Baby Bill. At first I was scairt to take a nap too because it is not nice for someone to steal from you. It is a very low, dirty trick! But at least they is parts that we don't need. In return just steal something of your Mommies. My favorite thing to steal is sleep. I is always stealing Mommy and Daddys sleep time!
Yur such a brave little boy. Efurrything will be ok now.
don't worry, your won't miss the bits!
Bill ... Concatulations on becoming a "gentleman cat" ... You're halfway on your way to bein' a full-fledged ManCat like Miles an' Sammy. Hoo-has are vastly over-rated an' in a few days, you'll forget that you ever had 'em.
Enjoy your nap!
DMM
Inna few days, ya won't missem! I dint.
Skeeter
Bill, to help you forget about your lost boy bits, I tagged you for a meme!
Tara
Poor poosie boy.. we are sending healing purrs your way.
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Don't worry, BillyBoy. You can be a big handsome mancat wthout your hoohas.
Hi Bill! We are so glad that your surgery went well and you are home. Don't worry, you can nap all you want, no one will take any other parts!!!
You are adorable!!!
Purrs!
HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!
As Cotton told Buddy once, the only thing you lost is your extra brains. So you'll be okay.
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