MILES
::SIGH:: here is my rule for today: STAY AWAY FROM THE WET KITTEN. You never know where he's been (except in this house were we all pretty much know where he's been, which is enough reason to stay away from him).
SAMMY
How are all of you doing with your whapping? I would like to take today to get feedback from all of you! Are the whapping lessons good? Do you learn things that you didn't know before? Please ask questions about whapping - techniques, how to determine what's whappable, acceptable whapping of the beans, anything you can think of. I will answer your questions next week!
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Mom said, "No, no!" ... so we're not allowed to do anymore whapping. Charmee whapped a full glass of ice water, a yarn ball, an' Puffy.
DMM
Poor Bill, still standing in water?
Sassy has been spending a lot of time whapping Sam. She seems to have the technique down very well.
Sam needs some tips on how to whap back, he doesn't quite get "it".
Summer is getting to be quite the expert, she is so mild and sweet and the suddenly....WHAP. Tricky whapster!
Spats & Seaborne don't seem to show any interest in whapping. Thank goodness. If Seaborne whapped anyone or anything, wowsie...that could hurt!
Sassy whaps anything she can find, anywhere she can find it!
I was a water kitten too. Bill will out grow his thing for water. You must admit he is clean if a bit damp.
well my qwestion is this: when i whap sarge in the middle of the night and he wakes up am i supposed to act all innocent like? that is what i have been doing so far. i think he is getting wise. any ideas?
smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxo
Oh dear... wet kitty not good.
Staying away from anything wet has never been a problem for me. Maybe Bill was just sneaking and washing himself in the sink, though! ;-)
I fink I need more whapping techniques. I noticed I have just been going for the bitey lately and not been using my whapping skills. Do you have any new techniques?
I thought anything was fair game as far as whapping is concerned. Is that not so? Poor Miles - is Bill still standing in the human litter box. Maybe he will outgrow it as Beezer suggests. We think its kind of funny tho - especially because your mommy had such a hard time getting him to even drink water at first.
Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie
Oh yes the whapping lessons are good, I'm up to whapping 4 kittens and 2 cats a day now and have refined my technique beautifully! :)
What's the rule for freshly planted flowers in a pot on the deck? Just the petals or the entire plant? Should I include the dirt? Please advise.
Does one whap and then move, or is a whap in place technique preferable?
Miles, that sounds like a good rule. Billy sounds very silly, getting all wet like that!
Sammy, what's the best way to avoid being attacked by the nasty water bottle when whapping?
We think everything is Whappable, and we act accordingly. Is it ever inappropriate to whap?
I whapped a lot of Pierro's crunchies right into my mouth.
Pierro has been whapping sugar from the sugar bowl and dirt from the plant pots.
I'm having trouble with whapping. I tend to just push stuff off with my head. Does this count as whapping or is it only whapping if I use my paw?
I think I need more lessons. It's like there's like a whole untapped world of whapping out there waiting for me. Help!
EG
PS - Bill, good job on the toilet. If you splash around in there it's even more effective. heh heh
I has tried to whap, but don't thinks I has the idea of it yet. I tried once to whap the Mommy Bean when she was playings with me and then gotted scared she woulds whap me back, so I hid.
Do you know's how to cure this fear?
Sammy
I tried to whap Boo last night but Momma stopped me in mid-paw (I was on her lap when I tried this man-knew-ver). I need to find a way to whap Boo without Mom stopping me.
**wavin paws**
Hi Billy -- stay dry!
Hi Miles -- be careful of wet kitties!
**blowin kisses**
Bye to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff whapmeister
Purrs and Nosekisses
Your adoring little tuxie princess
~Abby
despite feeling ill i managed a whap this morning! meowmie was testing me to see just how lethargic i was, she wrigled her fingers under a blanket - and i whapped them good and proper!
thank you for your wel wishes...hopefully Ben vet can mend me xxx
next to each other, we finds pens to be the most whappable things, acause they go spinnin' off the table an' then we can jump down an' hockey-whap them all ofur the floor. but sometimes the dambrowndog traps 'em an' eats 'em while we're playing. how does we convince her to give 'em back wifout getting ourselves damaged? she doesn't mean to be mean, but she's just so darn BIG! none of us wantsta volunteer for a suicide mission!!
Sammy the Whapmeister,
Can you tell us the special tricks of whapping siblings and getting away fast so they can't whap you back?
Purrrrrrs,
your student Pepi
Hmmms. Sounds like a wize Meezer rool, Miles. Yoo wanna telerport ofur here where there's no wet kittens? We can snuggle on the leopard snuggle!
Purrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee
I don't whap much...it isn't any fun without claws....I put the bitey on things real good though.~Orion
I whapped Meowm good the other day! My claws were out and she bled. She wasn't very happy though.~Junior
My cousins Oreo and Sophie like to go into the bathtub after the Beans take a shower and track lots of litter and make clay-art with their feets. Maybe Bill can be an artist? I tagged you all for a meme.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe
I am taking notes so that after the presidential election I can whap to my hearts content, however polls show that humans prefer cats not whap so, like Bush and Cheney, I need to keep my whapping love under wraps until I am elected--and then--- THEN we can whap whatever we want Sammy.
TOTAL WORLD WHAPPING!!!!
Wet from what?
Ha! Bills still wet!! This is turning into an obsession with him...he may need counseling.
Oh Miles, trust us. We know all about wet kittens. Isn't it awful?!
I have a question. Is whapping and running and the coming back to whap and run again OK? I find with nightstand whapping sometimes I have to leave and then come back to whap when the Toy Man is almost asleep again.
Latte
I so want to whap. But I always end up biting instead.
I have a whapping question!
Is it acceptable to whap back at your mommy when she tells you not to do something you want to do? I have been trying this out recently . . . for example, I was trying to steal one of her socks to chew a nice hole into it, and she told me no and took it away . . . and I WHAPPED her!
Is that ok?
Bonnie's sure bin practicin... by whappin ME! I don't usually whap back, but I get my own by teasin her.
Dearest Sammy and Miles
Reference: Whapping.
I have been following your Whapping lessons for some weeks now and I must say they are an INVALUABLE source of education! Regarding what is deemed to be acceptable whapping - my human recently went to the optician and purchased her first pair of glasses to the tune of £140! (That's almost $300). My question is this: What is the best way to whap the glasses from her fat face? I have actually whapped them (whilst she was reading) once or twice. Sadly, this was to no avail and it is driving me crazy. I want to give her a nervous breakdown by smashing her precious glasses to bits.
Please help!
Kind regards
HRH Yao-Lin xx
Oooh wet kitten? At least they don't smell as bad as wet puppy PU!! ~Queen Snickers
Dear Professor Whapper,
I would like to know your technique for whapping things off the dining room table and not getting yelled at.
And as a follow up question, is it ok for my Mommy to yell at me when I whap my crunchies out of my own bowl - they are my crunchies after all?
Pearl
Is Billy still in the toilet?
I am coming along fine with my whapping techniques, much to my Mum's dismay.
I do have a question though; Is whapping inanimate objects acceptable? I am an only cat and my Mum is getting tired of me whapping her, I think I may have to move on to whapping things that don't talk back.
Yesterday mum went shopping and brought home different Stinky Goodness. I didn't like it so I whapped it all over the fridge door. I think I was justified in doing that. What is your opinion?
Flynn
Your whapping lessons have proven most useful. If you don't believe me, go read Luxor's comments from yesterday.
~ Lucky
Dear Whapmeister,
What is the farthest you have whapped any single object?
What is the highest number of objects whapped in a single "sitting"?
Your humble Student,
Angus
Um, I'd probably stay from the kitten wet OR dry...little brothers are such pains!
~Caroline!
Rascal tends to be a recreational whapper - he whaps randomly, for fun. I, however, whap with a purpose. When I'm annoyed with a human member of the family, I will purposefully whap one of their precious objects to the floor, while glaring at them. Rascal and I haven't been able to agree on which is more effective. Your thoughts?
Midnight
My sisfur Tenny wuz whapping the hed of kumpnee last weekend. Is it ok to whap the heds of visiturs?
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