Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Tattle Tail Tuesday

SAMMY

BWAAAA HAAA HAA HAAA HAA HAAA

oh, 'skuse me. I'll be wif you in a minute. BWWAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

::AHEM::

BILLY JUMPED INTO THE TUB WHEN MOMMY WAS TAKING A BAF LAST NIGHT. Not FALLED, JUMPED. He was sitting wif me and Miles outside the tub and Mommy was doing whatever beans to in those places, and she was talking to us. And Billy just LEAPED into the air and JUMPED right into the tub. And he MISSED Mommy's lap and wented SPLASH. She screamed and grabbed him. She saided the water was HOT HOT HOT (she likes to look like a boiled lobster when she comes out of the tub. I think she sterilizes herself or somefing). and she throwed him unner some cool water and then wrapped him up in a towel. He didn't get hert but he shur was shocked!! Mommy says that because he cannot see from one eye, he has prollems seeing water and stuff. I think he's just INSANE.

44 comments:

The Devil Dog said...

Mom likes her baths and showers really really hot too. Poor Bill. Who would willing jump into a tub. Well, now he will know better.

Roxy

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Oh, poor Bill. Sammy....stop laughing!

All of the Taylor CatSSSSS have done this at one time or the other....but only once!

Miles...Sammy....we still hear you laughing.....:)

DK & The Fluffies said...

Oh sweet little Bill... you are just the cutest.

Renee Nefe said...

ROTFLOL!!! Silly Billy Kitty! Well maybe he'll learn to not do that anymore.

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Awwwww poor Bill! I am glad he wasn't hurt! I bet he will stay away from that tub now.

Max said...

=snork=

If only there was a way to get Buddah to do that...

I'm glad he wasn't hurt by the hot water, but water is really funny when it's another kitty getting wet.

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Oh dear! Georgia fell into the tub once when she was very young. But no one has ever jumped in. I bet he wont' do that again.

Rosie & Cheeto said...

We hate watur so that sownds like a horribul sitchuashun. We bet billy won't jump on the lady's lap withowt luking twice next time. hehehe

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Lobstir? Didz you say LOBSTIR? I sure feelz hungy all of a sudden.. lets me see... where did I puts dat recipee?

Tara said...

I agree, I think he is INSANE! Like Kavan, who like to stalk the sucking machine....

Tara

Motor Home Cats said...

Poor Billy - we would hate to get wet like that - one time our heater malfunctioned while Mom was at work and she came home to 2 very hot kitties. She threw us under cold water then - we hated it, so we know how Billy feels. We hope that he is fine.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

Anonymous said...

poor little guy! that musta been AWFUL!

Sammy - make sure to come by our blog ASAP, k?

Karen Jo said...

Oh, poor little Billy! I am glad he wasn't hurt by the very hot water. I bet he doesn't do that again in a hurry.

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

MOL! Hurray fer Billy! We are laffin all histerically an stuff...

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

*kitty snorkles*

Oh Momma is off rolling on the floor...Momma git up and stop laffin!
Poor BabyBill...I bet he will nefur do dat again. I can juss see a kitty launch! We is glad to knoo dat he juss got wet and is OK! But I bet yur Momma wuz SURPRIZED!

**wavin paws**
Bye Miles
Bye Billy

**blowin kisses**
Bye to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puffs meezer man...

Purrs and Nosekisses
Your adoring little tuxie princess
~Abby

Parker said...

Hee-Hee! Oh, sorry, I am glad Billy is OK. Talk about adding insult to injury! Billy got put under cold water too!
Hoo Boy, I bet that's the last time he does that!

Futuristics said...

NICE Blog :)

Tommy and Teaghan said...

BWHAAHAHAHHA! I bet he won't be doin dat again. You finks?

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

Haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa! That is so funny, whoops, we mean POOR Billy, we hope this doesn't tramatize him ... hee hee!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon

Mickey's Musings said...

So,I guess this means Bill is vert clean! I bet he smells funny and pretty like your Mom ;)
Hahahahaha!!!!
Purrs Mickey

Isis said...

Mummy had a kitty called Sam who did this sort of thing all the time, so you never know Billy might like bafs! I know this means there's something wrong with his head as well as his poor little eye, but at least he'll smell purrty! ;)

Dragonheart, Merlin, Devi, and Chloe said...

Oh, poor Billy. Our weekly baths are bad enough, we would hate jumping into a bath by mistake!

Captain Jack and Sir Dante said...

Oh no! This could be Fagin's fault you know. He was talking to Billy last week about being a pirate on the water and maybe Billy thought it would try it out. We guess it's what happens when two kittens get together and play. We are glad Billy is okay - and your Mom too. That would not be a good place or time to get stratched by a scared kitten!!

The Furry Kids said...

What a terrifying experience!

Jimmy Joe said...

Oh man, Sammy, I tried to sound all serious and sorry for Bill when I read this to Momma, but I couldn't help it and started to LAUGH TOO, HAHAHAHAHA!
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Quasi said...

Hi Meezers,
Steve's female likes baths, too, but sometimes she puts this foamy, bubbly stuff in the water. It looks kind of interesting, but as a rule, I steer clear of the bathtub when there's water (or humans) in it.

Your Friend,
Quasi

Rosemary B❤️ said...

Oh *snicker* that is funny. Silly billy.
I bet he won't do that again, meantime, he is really clean now!

Victor Tabbycat said...

ROFMOL!!! Bonnie fell in wif the boy a few times an we fink ONCE she mighta been pushed. Since it was the boy, it wasn't hot, just WET. Once, Mom would swear Bonnie hit the surface and levitated right out again!

Boys, it's not nice to imply yur Mom hasn't got a brain. You can fink it, just don't go tellin people. We ALL know who's the more intelligent speeshies. Cats don't pay taxes!

Quasi said...

Hi Meezers,
Thanks for your nice post on my blog. Fortunately, my book is very inexpensive (only $9.95 in the US), so your mommy won't have to part with too much of that nasty green paper!

Your Friend,
Quasi

Shaggy and Scout said...

Billy, Billy, Billy.
Looks like he is going to be an endless source of entertainment for years to come!

Daisy said...

That Silly-Billy! I think he learned a good lesson.

PB 'n J said...

Poor Billy! Hopefully he learned his lesson though!

zevo hussein calamari said...

Poor Billy....try to be nice to him today.
xoxoxoxo

HRH Yao-Lin said...

Oh my cat that is hilarious!!!! Poor Bill x

Darling Millie said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sorry Billy...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Well, I guess he won't be doing that again any time soon!

Samantha & Mom said...

Moooommm! Take a breath!! She is laughing so hard she can hardly type!!! We are glad Billy is okay and clean, too!! Maybe he won't get so close to the tub anymore!
Your FL furiends,

The Misadventures Of Me said...

Oh noooooo's thats bad. Bad cuz Billy gotted wet and cuz Mommy Beans sodas went out her nose!(I thinks its funny that she dids that.)

Bill, we stoled your picture for last Thursday 13.

Jans Funny Farm said...

Hey, Sammy, congratulations on winning the draw, with a little help from Riley.

Riley better hide from Grr for a while.

Poor Billy. That had to be a shock.

The Crew said...

Well, that's lesson learned and something he probably won't do again! Poor Bill.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Haha that wuz funny. Of course we're glad the hot water didn't hurt Billy, but it must haf been funny to see him flying through the air.

Toffee K. Ripple Fuzzypants & Feline American Angels said...

Yep ... Definitely insane.
DMM

muffinmidi said...

Well, I don't think Billy-Boy will do that again...

Halloween said...

I thought Bill might provide lots of entertainment value when he came to live with you.

Purrs, Halloween

Just Ducky said...

Oh my goodness Bill. You gotta learn not to get in when the beans wash themselves. Putting yourself in water is not fun. Glad you didn't get hurt.

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