ME has lots of NOOS!!!1. We gottes noo litterboxes!! The BREEZE litterboxes the mom lady person calls them. ME likes them. ME eated the pellets. They was good. Mommy hadded to email the breezy ladies to make shur that ME would not get sick. The pellets is not toxic.
z. After mommy started putting the boxes together, ME peed in them. ME also peed in our old box, and on the bed, and in my box in my jail cell.
8. My jail cell. It gotted moved from the hot room to the mom lady person's bedroom. The ferst night ME was in the mom lady person's room, ME hollered lots.
5. The second night ME was good boy.
J. The Mom Lady Person says that if ME is good all week, then on Friday (when's FRIDAY?) ME can stay out of my jail cell all night. Unless ME makes noise or chases Sammy or Miles. Then ME has to go back. If ME pees on the bed, ME has to go back to jail too.
What can ME do to try and be a good boy? ME likes to chase Sammy and Miles and jump on the mom lady person's feets and head and tummy. ME doesn't want to stay in jail forever.
41 comments:
honey DON'T pee in the mom lady's bed!!! that's a good boy...
smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Learning how to NOT do things is part of becoming a ManCat. So don't pee in the bed or bug your mum at night. Being free at night is fun.
It looks like you can not have any fun if you wanna stay out of jail. Sorry, but that's the way it is for humans too.
I think you are up the challenge Bill!
You just have to do a little growing up Billy. You are still young and rambunctous, and when you are older, you will be calmer. At least thats how it worked for Scout.
It iz hard tu be little, there iz soooo much tu learn. Listen tu Sammy an Miles, copy them.
To stay out of jail you must be a bit more calm. I guess you better think about the nice aspects of jail :) heehee
Purrs Mickey
Um, I was putted in jail too when I was little, er, um, okay, when I first gots here. Yoo gotta 1)be quiet at night most of da time 2)not play on or bite da mom 3)not pee (or poop) outside da box. Den dey let yoo out all night and sometimes yoo can make noyze and da mom will mummble about being quiet just to remind yoo but won't put yoo back in jail cuz yoo is quiet most of da time.
Hmmmm perhaps you needs some calming nip before the Lady Mom goes to bed? It will helps you sleep and stay outs of jail too!
Hey Billy Boy!
I likes to pee on the Man-Dad's chair - I dunno why. I just fink it needs watering....
But bestest of all is fighting wiff Charlie - he's a big old wuss and is ascareded of me [big grin]
Mama cq dursn't like me fighting Charlie, 'cos he's her wussy boy.
William
Hi Billy,
I think I know something that might work. Ask Sammy and Miles if your beans have a Monopoly game and if they do go through the yellow and orange cards and get the Get out of jail free cards. They work in the game, maybe if you are lucky they will work with your mom person too.
*wink*
Dearest Billy,
Bein' a good boy is HARD! But, we have found that even if you is mean, all you gots to do is git up in your mommy's face, purr real soft and give her a head butt...she'll forgit anything bad you might've done. It works like magic every time!
Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang
Dear Billy,
I wuz always getting shut in the kitchen, which is like being in jail if you're there on your own, when I wuz younger cuz I played herds of thundering elephants all over the Beans and Eric every night.Then I would yowl and play scratch the windows. Then if I played loads during the day and got tired, mum kept waking me up and said that's cuz I kept waking her up. When the Beans went to bed I wuz so tired I had to sleep too. Then I wuz allowed to stay in the bedroom with them.
purrs furrom Flynn
Just be a copycat! Watch what your brothers do and night and then do the same thing! It just might work!
Billy, we hope you can learn how to be a proper Mancat, so you can be let out of jail. Not peeing on the mom's bed would be good.
Billy Sweetfeets
IF yoo don't pee on anyfing but in dee boxes yoo will be a GUD boy...it also helps not to bite da Mommie's feeties and toesies...
**wavin paws**
Bye Billy Sweetfeets
Bye Miles
Boo
Ping
Jinx and Gracie
**blowin kisses**
BYe to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puffs meezerman
Purrs and Nosekisses
Your adoring little tuxie Tornado (mom is upset wif me again dis mornin...uh oh...)
~Abby
Not peeing everywhere would certainly be a good start, Billy. The Mom Lady Person would be quite pleased with that!
That is a lot of news!
I know you can be a good boy at night, just sleep, sleep, sleep.
Purrs, Shade
We hope you make it (the being a good boy thing!) Sounds like from all of these comments that you can't have much fun -- but being free is definitely worth it!
Hi Sammy! My Mom keeps me in "jail" too!!! Cuz I chase Wally and Ernie and Wally doesn't like that much. I don't like jail either...but I like chasing Wally! Such a quandry!
Good luck with your new Breeze box!
Zoey
(one of the Island Cats...visit us at www.island-cats.com)
Poor Billy. Try not to make pee pee on the human's bed!
xoxoxoox
BILLY!
Your mom should let you sleep out all night. I don't sleep out all night though. I have to sleep in my CRATE which is like your JAIL only I don't mind it because the kitties won't leave me alone if I am not in it and they rub up against me and want to play chase and then we are all up all night long and I don't get sleep and mommy doesn't get sleep so it is better if I sleep in my jail. But none of my kitties are in jail and I think I am MAD that you are in jail because kitties don't belong in jails or crates they belong in their mommy's bed like TYBALT.
You should come over and PLAYPLAYPLAY and if you want to sleep over maybe my mommy won't make you sleep in JAIL maybe you can sleep on her BED with her only you have to make sure you don't PEE on it because Loki did that a few times when he was a puppy and he got in trouble and that is why he started having to sleep in JAIL.
I was so upset about JAIL and so excited about PLAYING I forgot to sign my name like Tybalt told me I always have to!
~Dana
PS: Let me know if that neighbor kitty is MEAN to MY BILLY because I will come over and teach that kitty a LESSON with my BARKBARKBARKBARK!
Wow, Billy, you do have lots of news. You are a little bit silly to try to eat the litter pellets!
Maybe if you play really, really hard right before bed, you will be too tired to get in trouble later in the evening.
Wow that is a lot of news Billy! Good luck on being good and getting to sleep on the big bed!
Flynn has a good solution. Wear you out during the day so you sleep during the night. You don't want to stay in prison, so stop peeing in the wrong spots and you'll get a pardon.
purrs and tail wags
Sammy, I live da good life. Lemme share my seekrit.
I only pee in my bocks.
Mommy tole me that as long as I pee whare I'm supposd to I can do innything I want. I nefur git in trubble at all!
I know beein a boy and all ya wanna pee whare YOO want to, but I'm tellin ya this is one rool worth followin.
Good advize dere Billy boy. Only pee in da box...not on the bed..only in the box. Then...freedom !!
Young Mancat Billy, it's real important to pee only in the box..that's the path to true freedom, dude. That, and Thundering Herd of Elephants at midnight, and sleeping on the people bed, which is the Best!
I would probably not pee on the bed or run across your mom lady.
Your pal,
Titus
Take the advise of all of your fur friends and try to not pee on the bed or interrupt your mom's sleep.
By the way, tell your mom we pronounce my name "PRAY-leen"
If you want to be out at night instead of in jail, you have to be quiet and lay still until your Mom goes to sleep. After that you can do whatever you want!
I dunno what you can do to stay outta jail, Billy. "Bein' good" is kinda subjective. I think that you should make sure to go potty a whole lot in the new boxes before you join your momma.
DMM
Aww Billy I actually LIKE to be locked in the snuggle room. It means I'm meezer free!!! At least for a few minutes...
Chase
Billy, try real hard. Jail is no fun. We know you can be a good boy.
Roxy & Lucky
Billy, I think if you can get over the pee in the bed problem, that will make all of the difference in the world. I run and mess with Sam and Sabrina in the middle of the night, but Momma just tells me to stop, and I try really hard to so that I don't get in (more) trouble. Good luck buddy!
Purrs and headbutts,
Simon
Save the peeing on stuff for when it really matters. Like, when your people do stuff you don't approve of. It's important that they understand the message you're trying to send, and if you always pee on stuff, they won't get it.
I dunno why you're getting in trouble...sounds like you're behaving quite spiffily to me!
Oh, Bill, you ate the pellets? Really, dude, eew. I pretended to eat some Fimo once and my mom got all panicky and called the animal poison hotline. But that was Fimo and I was only pretending to make her all panicky. Next time, you just pretend, too, OK?
Just whap living things and use litter box to pee and poop. Living things should only be whapped once and not too hard--especially if they live in the same house!
You're just *full of news! Best not eat those pellets, Silly 1! ;-)
Hi my Billy SweetFeets! I have missed you! Thank you so much for your get well notes! I am feeling much better! I'm sorry that you are having some problems. I think if you just start peeing only in your peeing box, then life will be much easier for your mommy. Seaborne still thinks he should pee on my bed. So, he can't come on my bed. You come and visit me anytime cause you will always be my Billy SweetFeets!!!
Much Love, Auntie Deb
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