MILES
Here is my furry impawtant rule for today: NEFUR whap the hand that holds the hamburger.
SAMMY
Oh boy, did I make the mom MAD MAD MAD at me on Sunday morning. I NEEDED foods. The crunchy bowl was empty. The stinky goodness bowls was empty. I WAS STARVING. The sun was up. It was time for her to get her lazy hiney out of bed. So I whapped her jar of somefing called UDDER BALM that's 'posed to make her dry scaly feets soft like........hoofs? I don't know. She yelled at me and picked it up and put it back on the night stand. She did not even get her head back on the pillow and the jar hit the floor again. She HOLLERED at me more and picked the jar back up and put it back on the night stand. So you all know what I did next right? Just as she got settled back into bed (MOM's note: It was 6:45 on a Sunday. I'm not getting up yet), I whapped it right into her head. YEAH BABY!!!!!
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BILLY: Is it Thursdays With Bill yet? ME is furry upset that ME has not been able to blog.
MILES: Hey shortcake, it's the MEEZERtails blog, NOT the SWEETFEETStails blog.
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35 comments:
sammy you didn't???? huh??? ohhhh noooo.....
smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Sammy, are you still in one piece? Miles, bad cat. Very bad cat. Did you eat the hamburg?
Roxy
Oh, your poor mom! And on a Sunday morning...It sounds like there are some very impatient kitties at your house!
It was 6:45!!!! HELLO! Like that's hours past when breakfast SHOULD be served. Sheesh you guys--your human is almost as lazy as mine--she even locks us out if we start up that early.
Dooood! Right into her head? You ROCK!
Whapping is good. Our mom is very understanding of our need to whap things. Dad often gets upset when we whap glass with liquid in them, but Mom just tells him that he shouldn't have left it out to tempt us in the first place.
P.S. Billy it's almost Thursday. Just one more daytime and long naptime and then it's Thursday.
Poor Billy, he gets one day to blog and dat keeps getting pushed back. Sammy, dude, whapping stuff onto yoor mom's head could be furry danjerus...fur yoo.
Sammy, you are our idol. You whapped your mom in the head??? That is just great!
Miles, we agree. Never whap the hand with the burger. You might not get some.
Tiki, Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade
Miles, you're so right.
Sammy, you made me fall over laughing again!
I say, if they dont want something whapped, they shouldnt put it where it CAN be whapped!
Ayla
Miles, that's a good rule! Sammy, wow, you are the Whapmeister!
Oh noes, Sammy? Did you really? hahahahahaha!!
I knew about the burger rule already. If you whap that hand, you get no cow.
It's a good rule to remember!
When Mom and Dad were first married they had a bed with a headboard that had a shelf on it where they would put the TV Guide and the remote and the cat who came before would knock them on their heads to get them up. Always thought that was pretty effective.
--Jasper
Miles, we want to know what happened to the hamburger.
Sammy, if they made whapping an Olympic sport, you'd win the gold!
Billy, don't let those other 2 push you around!
Wally, Ernie & Zoey
Sammy - when you gots to have foods, you gots to have foods! Good job we say!!
BILLY! ME up now so we gots to PLAY! and PLAYANDPLAYANDPLAYANDPLAY!! YAY! PLAY!! NOW!!!! - Fagin
I'm impurresed Sammy. You ARE the whapmeister!
~~ The Pepster
Miles, yeah, I've luv to come ofur! I'll be rite there!
Purrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee
Haha shortcake!!! Hmm...I wonder if I could call Kaze "shorstack". I'll have to ponder that.
Chase
Halps Sammy
I is scarit. We is havin dis reely bad storm and fings r gonna git rocky. Not Rocky da gutter cat but rock and rollin big time frum da skies. I is afraid dat dee sky is gonna open up and swallow us up. fings r lookin better but I fink we is gonna git lots of boom boom booms and water frum da sky. We hopes we don't float aways. Momma says we won't have no power. But, I don't care bout dat, she's stayin home wif me and I like dat. I needs to come stay wif yoo while dis storm comes in....halp....
*wavin paws*
Bye Billy Sweet feets
Bye Miles
*blowin kisses*
Bye to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puffs
Your scarit and werried tuxie angel princess
~Abby
Pee Sss
Momma finks we won't have powers furr much longer....
Great job, Sammy! And a great rule, Miles.
~Tybalt
BILLY!!!!!! Let's go visit Parker and DANCEDANCEDANCE!!!! It's her BIRTHDAY so it has to be a PARTY, right? That means we get to DANCE!!!!!!!!!
~Dana
Sammy - You whapped your Mama?? Anyone who lives to tell that tale is okay in our book. Hope you get well soon! LOL
:o) Thomas, Phoebe and Trixie
But did you get the burger Miles? That's the important question!!!
Oh man, Sammy, I admire your perseverance in the midst of such starving suffering.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe
Oh Sammy we are surprised your Mom did not shut you out of the room ~The FLuffy Tribe
Sammy~~sometimes you are a bad kitty.....I bet you get ham withheld for a while.
Miles~~great rule!
Billy~It's almost Thursday!
Wow, Sammy, you must have been very hungry to be so persistent in getting your breakfast.
Billy, it's okay. Your turn is coming!
Miles, watch what you're whapping!
LC&M - Chicats
Dude, if she was still in bed at 6:45, she deserved all that jar whapping. ESPECIALLY since there was no foods. Good for you for sticking to your guns. heh heh
EG
Oh you three make me laugh a lot!
I love hamburglers a whole bunch, yum
purrs to all of you
hahahahahahaha Sammy that was very funny! The mom has Bag Balm stuff too, and it does NOT smell good. No wonder it makes the skin feel like hoofs. YUCK!
~ Molly ~
You got her right on the head? Haha, good one Sammy. If there wuz no crunchies and no Stinky Goodness left, what did she expect?
Excellent rule Miles ;)
Sammy,see Miles's rule!!!!
Billy, got your post ready? Tomorrow dude!!!!
Purrs Mickey
Sundays are the sleepin' days for moms. Those are sacred, Sammy.
Oh, an' I'm sufferin' from some SweetFeets withdrawal! Hi Billy!
DMM
I think you get what you want, Sammy~!
I am very proud of you, you always know what you want!
Sammy- yoo desurve yer fuds and yer mom shud have just given it too yoo ON TIME and then went bak to bed. Peepuls are so strange.
O Sammy! Mine mom would just leaf da bottle on the floor awhile or hide it in the bed sumwhere. Since I has crunchies out alla time, I nefur efur get my beans up. Nina hasn't done dat eifur, but she doesn't come when called to eat. She has a lot to learn bout life outside a cage.
Purrs!
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