MEEZER MOM
Dear Meezers
Please let me take the time today to re-iterate some rules to you, that will help to make this a less chaotic home.
1. I realize you all have your snuggle needs and I am not home all day so we will try the following schedule: every time I go in the Human Litterbox Room, you will all get 1 minute of lap and kissy time. Hopefully this will reduce the number of times that some meezer bites my legs. (MILES: HEY!!! I needs my attenshuns!!)
2. I require 5 minutes of uninterrupted dinner time so that I can actually eat some of my own food. (MILES: um. NO. Oh, and Billy cannot count to 5 either)
3. When you go upstairs and I am still downstairs, please refrain from hollering to me the whole time you are up there. You can go to the litterbox without the constant updates as to your progress (SAMMY: well, sometimes I forget that I'm the one that left the living room.)
4. I realize that I only have 2 hands, however, there is no need to swat at my legs when I'm trying to give you breakfast (BILLY: BUT ME IS STARVING!!!)
5. Walking across my bladder is forbidden from this day forward. (MILES - um, how long do you really think that will last? Personally, I give it until 2:03 am tomorrow)
Thank you for your cooperation in these matters. I am sure that by working toge........ HEY, you better change your attitudes young men, or there will be NO TEM-TAY-SHUNS.
Sammy, Miles and Billy: Um, ok. Yes Mommy (mom lady person) you have furry reasonable demands that we will have no prollems following.
Meezer Mom: I see your claws crossed behind your backs.
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Hey guys, your mom sounds like she means it. Better be careful, or she's gonna let you have it big time!
Roxy
ruh roh...
smiles, auntie bee
xxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoox
Don't you think its hilarious when they try to lay down the rules? Um..what Meowmy? Oh I just meant that its um....gotta run!! Who's up for thundering herd???
Latte
Hahah see!!! And My Momma thought I had ADD.
Mushka my sister talks alll the time, but I yell my face off and when I don;t get my way let out a HUGE new that sounds like "NOW". It works coz Momma dosen't want me to disturb the neighbors.
Momma says to say thankyou coz it feels good that she is not the only one with an opera singer in the house! :) Ohh and the Rockets after pookies and litter box use! haha
Tsk...silly people thinking they can make any rules...
Da humanz make da rulez....an we break them!!! Power tu da Katz!!
Our Mom is trying to make rules for Nana and Grampy. Mom's trying to get Nana and Grampy to stop giving us extra treats. Mom says Gandalf is getting fat. Nana and Grampy aren't paying attention to Mom's rules either. hehehe.
I agree with we3katz. Mommies make the rules and the kitties break them. I think you could try to cut down at least on the bladder walking, though. Your Mom needs her sleep.
Meezer mom is really really busy, hahahahaha~~~~
Hi Meezer Mom,
You all just made Bob laugh. Especially the comment about all the kitties having their claws crossed behind their backs.
*smiles*
Hi Meezer Mommy, thank you for starting my day off with a laugh!
Umm...now I don't think you intended your rules to be funny, they sound very comprehesive and well thought-out to me. However....my cats...well....they are laughing a bit too!
I know what you mean by having some "alone" litterbox time of your own. Using the human litterbox, with the door closed and at least one cat yelling on the other side of the door is not a good thing! I always ask them: do I bother you when you are in your litterbox?
Good luck with the rules....I do see those claws crossed behind three backs!
Billy, my SweetFeets, I'll be home from the hospital sometime after lunch. Can you teleport over and give me some of your very special purrs?
Much Love to All!
Deb
Rules, they are only made to be broken. At least that's what I think!
Guys, my mom went through the same thing..but she's got a brain like a sieve, so she forgot all about it the next morning..and life went on as usual! Besides that, you outnumber her!
Sammy, Miles, Billy
Parker is RITE! Roolz r made to be brokn! I udderstnad purrfectly bout yur demands and they should be met. When we all have to spend ALL day alone they should come in da doors juss askin us what we needs becuz we our needs come furst!
*wavin paws*
Bye Billy Sweet Feets
Bye Miles
*blowin kisses*
Bye to my sweet snuggly huggly handsome cocoa puff meezerman
Purrs and Nosekisses
Your adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby
You know our mommies will forgive us anything, so why bother following their rules?
Sammy, I do the same thing as #3 myself . . . mommy hollers right back!
~Tybalt
BILLY!!!! Your mommy doesn't feed you fast enough?!?!? I will come and BARKBARKBARK at her for not feeding MY SWEETFEETS fast enough!!!! BARKBARKBARKBARK!!!!!!
PLAY?!
~Dana
She tried to give you rules? Like you are actually going to follow them! Does she realize you are cat and therefore no rules apply but your own? HUMANS!!
BILLY!! PLAY today? NOW? PLAYPLAYPLAY!!! Come o'fur and we can PLAY!! - Fagin
Oh no! Your poor mum is suffering from delusions again. When will she realise that it's us kitties who make the rules?
Do not forget, there are exceptions to every rule!
Howlingly funny writing from a mere human.
George
So what happened at 2:03 AM this morning?
(sometimes it's good to get to a post late...)
Rules! Ha! The rule in our house is
There Are No Rules!
C&M
Hey, Meezer Mom....you just can't trust a Meezer!!
Wally, Ernie & Zoey
Our advice to Meezer Mom: FORGET IT!!! Human rules do not apply in a multi-cat household. The Crew knows this is true.
Mom gave up giving us rules long ago. Mostly because we ignore them anyway - hehe.
Tiki, Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade
Miles, I think you hit the nail on the head. The rules may last until 2:03 tomorrow morning. hee hee
Love,
Tazo
Doodz. Be furry kirful bowt yur needz. Sumtymes the beans needz der tyme.
Luf, Us
Mom's always want to make rules,then they are the ones then don't enforce them!!! hahahahahahahaha
Purrs Mickey
What are rules? I don't understand....
Rools shmools...da kitties gets what dey want anyway.
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