The "See the annoyed look on my face" report - Yes, I'm annoyed. That little ginger pest has been getting ALL of the attenshuns lately. Oh, and my kiss-up older brother gets all the attenshuns at night and the best snuggle posishun. I am the forgotten middle kitty. I get SHOVED off the couch when I try and ask nicely for foods (um, isn't reaching out and slapping the food off the fork asking nicely?) and then I get yelled at for trying to give mommy some lovins (so, I bit her face, I was all 'acited to bet getting some attenshuns). I think I have every right to look annoyed. The weather report - we hadded 9 inches of snow on the patio on Thursday. It's mostly gone, but we is 'posed to get more this week.
The dungeon report- by Sammy Meezer - Hello there, Sammy Meezer reporting from the dungeon. OH MY CAT THERE ARE GHOSTS DOWN HERE. DON'T COME DOWN MOMMY I WILL PROTEKT YOU!!!!! HEY YOU GHOSTS COME HERE AND LET ME FIGHT YOU!!!!! YES MOMMY I WANT TO COME UPSTAIRS NOW. ::AHEM:: - the dungeon really needs to be off limits to everyone. Back to you Miles.
::shaking head:: - He's insane.
The Foods Report - chick-hen, bacon, pork chops, HAM, squash (ok, I didn't know it was a begetable when I bited into it. Stoopid mommy for trying to sneak it in in the middle of the chick-hen.
This concludes the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today. Until Next Monday - Good night and good meezing.
35 comments:
I nefur sawed any ghosts in da basement. You should try our basement instead. It has trains, not ghosts.
An Miles, I don't know why you gotted in trubble fur askin nicely an gettin acited fur attention! Is yur mom loosin it, what wif goopin an pillin Billy?
Wow, you Meezers eated pretty good this week! Woo Hoo!
PS. Sammy, we hope the ghosts are friendly ghosts, like Casper!
Haha Miles that is good form! I should try whapping it straight off the fork next time! :))
Sammy ghosts are scared-ed of YOU buddie!! Not you them :))
V-V
Poor Miles, no wonder you are annoyed. Next time instead of asking nicely, just snatch it and run.
Sammy, maybe you better keep away from that dungeon. They may not be friendly ghosts.
Yeah, squash isn't on the top of my list either!
The most exciting things happen at your house.
Mom says we're gonna have a little HAM on Turkey Day. I don't get it either.
Oh yes, the snatch and run is the best way to get food. Sometimes it's hard to sit there and wait...just go for it!
Miles we fink yoo has every right to be annoyed. Yoo can teleport over and stay here awhile if yoo like?
poor miles; i knows what it is to be the middle child. no wonder we "acts out" (bean phrase that, when translated to cat, means "is normal"). don't worry, though. yer mom loves you just as much as she does yer brofurs.
--nitro
hey, sammy? i will help you fight the ghosties--the one in our house don't put up no fight since i discovered how scared she is of deadly kitty farts!!
--ed
Miles yoo askit nicely and efurryfing, I dont git it? And squash ICK dat sounds horreebble. Only meats furr us, rite?
Sammys my sweet huggly baby I will go wif yoo don't into da dungeons and we can git dem ghosts. I ain't afraid of nuffin. I'll puff up reel big and make dem ghosts afraid of all 6 and half pounds of me!
REOW!
*wavin paws*
Bye Billy
Bye Miles
Boo,Ping,Jinx and Gracie
*blowin kisses*
Bye to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puffs meezerman
purrs and nosekisses
Your adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby
I don't knows what is scarrier, ghosts in the basement or the mombean sneakin' in a begtable.
I don't know how you surrive is all.
I feel for you Miles I am also a middle cat. I cannot believe that your person is so rude to you. Here, have some ham.
Holly and I agree that there are ghosties down in our basement. It is very skairty down there. Ivy lives for the thrill, though.
~Tybalt
BILLY! BILLY SWEETFEETS!!! DANCE AND PLAY! PLAY AND DANCE!
*disco inferno*
~Dana
Shoved off the couch & yelled at? And she calls herself a cat lover? She needs to go back to cat slave school and re-learn some of the finer points of cat care.
Miles we saw on tv where if you just tell the ghosts in your Voice Of Authority to go to the light and stop bothering you, they will. Well, the ghosts on that show did...
We'd be annoyed too if we had to put up with everything you do, Miles...but at least you got bacon and HAM this weekend...
You has the "annoyed" look down perfectly!
Thanks so much for the kind words about Caddy Caddy and for the purrs and purrayers. She is greatly missed.
~Maggie May and The Creek Cats~
Wow, you had a busy weekend. Maybe next time instead of whapping it off the fork, just stick your face in her plate and help yourself. That is what we do.
Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade
Wonderful repuurt today. Furry thougt provoking. Think I must meditate on it awhile..zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Patches
Oh, hi to our bestest furriends!!!
Oh I love your sign off!! That sounds like a rough weekend Miles. I think more face biting might help.
Latte
You look pretty darned hissed off Miles - and it sounds like you asked so nicely! It's tough being the middle kitty sometimes!
Pearl
Oh well shoot, now we gots a whole INCH of shnow! Wonder if the boy will help Dad play wif it?
I can tell that you're very annoyed. You sure had a rough weekend. I hope this week goes better. Begetables are icky.
EG
ghosts! oh noooo sammy! run away!
How is billy doin with his new pillys?
And miles, i'm sorry you're pushed aside. I would've bit mom's face too. Well. Not really. I sit next to gram when i'm feeling neglected and growl until she pets me.
Helloooo boys!
behave... just try to behave!
sammy- may i come an fight dem ghosts wif yoo? will dat make me touf mancat?!-hans
I am so happy we do not have ghosts in our house. It is good you are keeping your mom safe, sammy.
Roxy
Hmmmm, how come your dungeon has ghosts. I don't have ghosts. Occasionally a mouse, but no ghosts.
We haf better luck asking fer foods when on the floor. The Big Thing almos NEFER gifs us annything when we is up high! He seems real partiklar about that.
It seems harsh, but when he is at the food preperashun place, he sends lots of bits of shimp an ham and beefs to us. Thats worth the roolz about not attacking his plate!
Oh poor Miles, and I's so slow reedin yore repawt and efurrything. *hangs head in shame* I misses yoo. I is not a furry good girlfriendcat lately. Mommy and her coffs and weerd meddycines are too distractin. I KNOW! I"ll moof over to yore house til Mommy has time to type fur us rite! Then I won't hasta miss yoo. Should I bring my noo Gizzy or my leopard snuggle?
Purrrrrrrrrrsn nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee
Poor Miles. You do look very annoyed, that's a fact. But the food you got was incredable!!! wow.
Hugs
Sunny&Scooer
Miles, if you're being mistreated why don't you go visit Kukka? Oh wait.....
Sounds like a banquet. We're jealous!
I hope you took advantage of that nine inches of fluff, and did some rolling around in it.
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