Meezer Rule will now just be at Simply Siamese. Whapping Wednesday will appear one a month. This will now be the Wednesday Rant. We have a lot to rant about.
Our rant for today - TURN THE FLIPPING HEAT UP WOMAN. We live in a freaking cave here - it's 63 degrees in this house. Your feets are blocks of ice. Your hands are like something you would find on a corpse. of COURSE our furs feel cold when you pet us. WE'RE COLD. If you won't turn up the hot air blowy things, then PLEASE put out a couple more fleece blankies!!! I don't care if you feel HOT when it's 66 degrees in here. Just becuase you've successfully lowered your core body temperature to that of a zombie doesn't mean that we can. Just because YOU wander around outside like a lunatic in 10 degree weather with no coat on and say "oh, it's not that bad out here" doesn't mean that WE haf to live in an environment like that INSIDE. Are you trying to preserve yourself in the cold or something? If you want to stay young looking, try dipping yourself in some pickling vat or something, but please, for the love of Bast, TURN UP THE FLIPPING HEAT.
PEE ESS:: ZEUS IS BACK!! ZEUS IS BACK!!!! If you nefur meeted Zeus, go meet him now. He's awesome and we haf missded him so much.
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Uh, Food Lady, we think they're serious. We'd turn up the heat, if we were you.
We complain about the heat around here all the time. What's up with those beans? It's not a fridge, its a house.
My mom's the same way, only we're a little warmer--64 degrees! Eeek, and it gets to 60 at night. Sure, she's got an electric blanket.
Very well said. Mommy is like a freakish hot box.
She may or may not listen, but no doubt about it your human mom knows where you're coming from. She must have overestimated the warmth from your fur coats.
The Woman is always cold, so the fire place thingy is almost always on here (and the Man likes that because the furnace doesn't come on, so he can go in the back of the house and be nice and cool.) I am in love with the fireplace and want to marry it. It has a blower thingy that makes like a SUNSPOT on the floor, or I can curl up in my bed... Dooods, you NEED one of these! It's better than the fireplaces that eat the fire food thingies! I wish you had one just like it and your Mom would keep it on a all the time, because KITTIES NEED WARM AND PEOPLE CAN SUCK IT UP!!!
Oh...that was probably a little rude. I'm sorry.
But really, how can you soak up the warm if there's no warm to soak???
I must ponder this.
I hate it when it's cold in the house. We were ecstatic to see Zeus as well!
honest anything under 80 and i am cold!!!
smiles, auntie bee
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I gotta figger out a way to send warm Texas wether to yoo and Skeezy. We gots lots of that heer.
Thanks for helping me celebrate my birthday. It's bin a grate day!
We are fortunate because Mom doesn't like the cold. Maybe your mom should get you your own personal heater.
We are very excited to see Zeus again.
Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade
My human Tommy says, we don't need heat because we have COATS! Whatever. Then she says since we don't have jobs to pay the bills-it's our own version of an igloo (I looked that up so I know what is) in here. I feel your pain, purr pals.
Noir in Texas
PS. You guys got blue eyes...WOW!
Ever since our mom went thru mentalpaws she is alway hot...we use her as our own personal heater. Dad turns up da heat, mom turns it down, dad turns it up, mom turns it down...at least she stopped turning it to 62 and now it's at 66 and dad hasta wear slippers and pants.
I know where your Mom's coming from, but I also know where you're coming from... Perhaps your Mom could turn up the heating and just go round in her undies? :) xxx
Awww, Mommy - yurn up the heat!
And - Yay! Zeus is back!!!
Oh Noes!! No heat AND no blankies?!?!?
I thinks your momam needs some Victor screaming therapy!! hehe
We hope your momam is ok!!!
And Miles pleas etell Billy I is so so sorry I missed his party :((
But I iz dance dance danceing right now to make up for it!!!
V-V
When our mom and dad goes to work, they turn the heat down to 62F...what the heck?? It's freezing at that temp...and they aren't even around...
Bwa ha ha!! Exactly! I do hope your mom turns the darned heat on! I'm quite sure it's written in the Constitution (Thy cats shall have heat) or is that the bible?
My mom said something about it being our job to be her personal heaters, blah blah blah...meanwhile there can NEVER be too many fleece blankies in the house.
Poor Miles! I will come rite ofur and snuggle yoo to keep yoo warm!!!
Purrrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee
You guys totally need a mystical, magical blankie like we have. Mommy says its cause its lectric but we thinks it magic!! - Dante and Captain Jack
BILLY!! Come over and PLAY!! We just GOTS too! NOW!! PLAYPLAYPLAY!! YAY!!! - Fagin
You bring up some very valid points.
Cave, corpse, fleece blankies, zombie, pickling vat.
That is just too cold for man and beast. Woman & cats too.
We would never survive in such conditions. Luckily Meowmy might actually be colder than we are mostly. She sits in our heat box and turns the heat up to 72 some nights! We were so pleased to see Zeus back!
Latte
Our mum always used to be hot so she made us all freeze. Now she gets cold so she makes it hot indoors and we both like it but dad moans.
It's cold outside but nice and warm inside at castle diva, but that's because the woman hates being cold
Ms. P and Cinza
It's only 63 degrees in your house?!? That's freezing! We have our heater set to come on if it gets below 72 degrees inside. Luckily, we only use the heater a couple times a year.
We think we're living in a parallel world or something. Our house is a freezy cold 63°, too. It sucks.
Thanks for letting us know about Zeus! We've missed him so much!
You need to come visit us! Meowm keeps it plenty warm for us!!!
I couldn't agree more, Miles. It's cold in here and we need blankets just to keep from freezing solid. Mom says "Crew doesn't need it to be tropical while we're at work". TROPICAL!!! That would be about 85 degrees. Try reversing that figure and that's what our house is. Tropical...hhmmmmphhh!!
George
It is OK here, the heaty thing runs enough, even though I know mum makes it go lower when she runs to work.
We don't understand that either. The humans can turn the heat up JUST LIKE THAT. Then do it! At least at the summer house there is a stove with fire - that gets hot!
Our Mommy is laughing so hard that she just might fall off her chair! Mommy......don't do that!!!!
We sympathize with you....wanna come over and snuggle by the fireplace with us????
We know exactly how you feel. For awhile our heater wasn't working properly and it would run constantly. One morning we came downstairs and it was 49 down there. The heat was set at 60 and it had been on all night. Luckily we were sleeping with Mom and Dad upstairs and they have a heater in the bedroom so we were all toasty.It is fixed now and Dad sees us cuddled in a small ball and all tucked in and he will turn the heat up for us.
-Patches and Nemo
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