SAMMY
OH. MY. BAST. We knows that some of you kitties get a noosletter in your email from a certain v-e-t named Dr. J-O-N. He's the one that mentioned Buddah in an article, remember? WELL, whatefur you do, DELETE yesterday's noosletter. It contains information that could thwart our efforts at Total Werld Dom-a-nay-shun. It contains an article about ::shudder:: "thwarting the alarm clock cat". Avoid your beans reading this at all costs. Our mom person read it and now she had "ideas" in her head about getting "sleep". I DON'T THINK SO!!!!
Oh, about the near drowning: She DUMPED A WHOLE BOWL OF WATER ON MY HEAD. I'm lucky to have survived.
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No! Say it isn't so!!!
This must be against the law! Thanks for your kind words about Daddy they really meant alot to us.
She dumped a whole bowl of water on your head!! How dare she!
I must get to the Woman's email before she does!!!
We think you're part dolphin then, Sammy, if you survived a near drowning. Was this the result of a deliberate act on her part or on yours?
Dude! You totally need a new mom!
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Does she read yur comments to you? Oops!
That article threatens to totally expose us. She continually rewards us with food, and she already realized that's what she was doing by feeding us at 5:30, sometimes 4:30 am. But what can she do when we either enter the room and whap the stuff off the dresser or if she shuts us out, we scratch or throw ourselves against the door? We know she will cave every time!
Mom knows if she just gets up & feeds us right away, we'll shut up and go back to sleep and she can too.
Mum has it figured it out, she just ignores me early in the AM. The only time she got up was when I broked her fancy Gallileo Therm=o=meter at O'dark thirty a few years ago. So short of breaking things, she won't get up!
I think she is awake, she just ignores me!
Mom gets that article every day, but she doesn't remember anything about an alarm clock cat - but then again, she says she took care of that problem long ago. She learned to ignore us, and we learned not to wake her up. Of course, she hasn't quite trained Camie yet, so she still gets woken up.
Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade
Too late! Mom has already read that email!
We must find a way of stopping all this nonsense! If we couldn't deprive them of sleep, that will take away one of the finest pleasures in life...we wake them up then we purr them back to sleep...a full and complete circle of love.
I am glad that you survived having a whole bowl of water dumped on your head, Sammy. When I had an alarm clock cat I didn't want to thwart her. She woke me up every morning at 6:45, fifteen minutes before the alarm was set for. She was so accurate that I didn't need to set the alarm any more.
We saw that message from Dr. Jon and we wouldn't let our mom read it...don't want to give her any ideas!
Sorry about the wet head....
We don't get those emails but let me tell you, no-one, nope no-one could ignore 23 lbs of Eric walking on their heads, then to finish it off, I sit my butt right on mum's face. She has to move or suffocate.
What's with the throwing a whole bowl of water over you? Have you reported her for cruelty?
Oh my goodness! Well, since we sleep in our own bedroom, Mommy doesn't need to worry about that. We always get up around 6:00 a.m.
Poor Sammy!!! You are very lucky that you can swim!!!
so was the drowning supposed to stop the alarm clock cat?
oh man, sammy do you think i should dump a bowl of water on sarge's head? it might help him stop whining about his foot/butt/nose krapola??? har har
smiles, auntie bee
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I sit right on Mum's pacemaker. beteween my manly girth and the pressure on her chest, Mum gets up and feeds me. I get extra points for sitting so that Cupcake gets my tigger bum in her face...
Mum grumbles about this for some reason....
The Mom got that email yesterday too. And she posted it on her :gasp: facebook page. I think we might be responsible for all kinds of moms and dads getting horrible ideas. Gee thanks, The Mom. Do you think we have to go into hiding?
EG
PS - The good news is that The Mom broke all the rules about alarm clock cats right from the start so she doesn't even want to try to undo what she did. Mwahahahahaha!
~Hurl Grey
I'll make sure Mommy doesn't see dat! (Glad yoo didn't drownd Sammy!)
Miles, wanna play n snuggle today? Anywheres! Purrrrrrrrs n nosekissies, yore girlfriendcat Sanjee
Lol...Thanks for the warning. I've given you an award please go to my blog and see :)
Luckily, Mom does not get any emails from vets, but Gandalf is one cat who cannot be ignored! hehehe!
-Gandalf and Grayson
PS. We can finally comment again. We were not able to log in and so we couldn't comment on a bunch of blogs - yours is one of them.
I hope everycat was able to get to their e-mail in time!
Meowm actually likes us waking her up.......well sometimes she does.
Sammy if we's can find a way to run away you and Miles and Billy come joins us. We is tired of dis entrepraynooeral stuffs is more impawtant dan us!
purrs and nosekisses
your adorin tiny tuxie princess in exile...
Abby
Oh thanks for posting this! we signed up for the newsletter!
Um, sorry guys, I gotta go with your mom on this one. If you let her sleep, I bet you would get more crunchies, pets and all the other stuff you want. How do you think I survive all the disaster I cause? My mom is NOT sleep deprived. Give it a try, you might like the results.
Roxy
Oh, goodness! Dumpin' water on your head is HIGH TREASON, Sammy!
DMM
A hole bowl of water! How long did it take to git dry? The uther morning I wuz inspeckting the water room, yoo know the room with the hole in the flore? When I wuz in thare water startid falling on me. I kant proov it but I think my mommy mite haff had sumthing to do with it. I ran pritty fast when it happend. Its all kinda a blur. But I wuz wet fur a long time.
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