Monday, April 06, 2009

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today

The Dad report: The Dad camed up this weekend (for those of you who don't know, our daddy lifs about 300 miles away from here 'acuase there is no jobbies here). We hadded a good weekend, but the FUNNIEST FUNNY fing EFUR was when Billy called him "the dad lady person". HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

The Foods Report: Now, ushually when the dad visits, or we visit the dad, there is real live dead shrimps, and ham out the ying yang, but this time NOTHING. NADA. NIL. it was a tramajedy.

The Alien report - by Sammy The Alien Chaser: The aliens are still wandering around all over the place and making weird sounds and taking hostages. it's very disturbing. Back to you Miles.

The Mom Report: The mom herted her neck and her back and can't move very well. We just think it's old age. She acts like she's 80squillion years old.

That is the meezer monday Miles report for today.

Pee Ess: Hi dad lady person!!!

34 comments:

Parker said...

The Dad Lady person must have really loved his new name!
I know I do!
HaHaHaHaHa!

Elin said...

hahahaha!! I'm agreed with Parker!

Pinky Ash and Boo said...

We're sorry your Mom hurt her back & neck.At least you had that dad lady person to help care for you all too.

Hansel said...

80 squillion?! dat iz old!

The Island Cats said...

We're glad you got a dad visit...but no shrimp?? That's just not right....

The Creek Cats said...

No shrimps or ham?? So not fair!

Sorry your mommy is hurt. We are sending her lots of healing vibes so she feels better soon!

Tuck said...

You must have been so happy to see your dad! Bad news about the shrimp though! I hope your mommy is feeling better!

Deb Cushman said...

Dad Lady Person! That's just too funny!

Your dad's falling down on the job. He could at least have gotten rid of the aliens!
Thanks for the report, Miles -- great job!

momsbusy said...

dadladyperson! ROFLMTO

y2k

Kaz's Cats said...

Dad Lady Purrson - we like that for a name Billy. Hope the foods situation looks up soon Miles. We're not sure what to say about the aliens Sammy. Sending purrs and purrayers and positive thoughts to your Mom so that she gets better real soon,

{{{hugs}}}

Gypsy & Tasha

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

dad lady person! ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that was a knee slapper!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxo

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Oh no! I hope that your Mom Lady person gets better. How is your Dad's new jobbie?

Shaggy and Scout said...

No shrimps or ham!!??! Did the aliens get it?

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Hahahahaha! Dad Lady person. That's funny Hahahaha!
We hope your mum's neck and back soon gets better.

Alexi said...

Hi dear fuurfriends!
Sorry to hear that Mom Lady Person hurted her back and neck, Major oowies! Many puurs for healing.
Hope your daddies new jobbie goes well!

::HUGS:: for Mom and Dad Lady Persons

The Furry Kids said...

the dad lady person is a good name! hee hee

We're sorry about the lack of delicious foods this weekend. What's up with that???

We hope your mom feels better soon.

Love,
Tazo

Jans Funny Farm said...

Now that is rough! Dad lady persons shouldn't have to live 300 miles away from the Mom Lady person. We wish there was a job there for him so you could all be together.

Anonymous said...

No shrimps OR ham? That is a CATastophe! How could you have your dad lady person with no ham?

We are sorry your mom lady person is so old and has a hurty. We we send lots of young, healing purrs to her back and neck.

Cliff and Olivia said...

No ham. Oh my, oh my, oh my. How did you survive?

Cliff

Daisy said...

I like the title "Dad Lady Person." Your dad must have been real proud to have that name.

I sure hope your mom's back and neck feels better soon!

Max said...

=snort= I like the name Dad Lady Person. It would ft someone else I know..

But man....no real live fresh dead shrimp? OR ham? I am SO sorry. That should be, like, illegal...

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Dad Lady Person....that is funny! We are glad he got to visit!

No hams!!!??? No shrimps???!!! What is this world coming to?

Robyn and The (Mostly) Badass Cat said...

A tramajedy? Ohhhhh no good. I'll bring ofur some hams and we can purr on your Mommy after.
Purrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Pee Ess. Dad lady person. hehehe

jenianddean said...

We're so glad your Dad got to come up for a visit. Hope he gets some good job news soon. Sorry about your Mom's neck and back. Hope she gets feeling better soon.
--Jasper

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Hahahaha...dad lady person! Billy is funny...sorry yoor mom hurted her back and neck, we'll purr fur her to not be so ouchy. ...dad lady person...hehehehe

CatHerder said...

hope you reminded "dad lady" not to set foot in the house without shrimp next time :-)

Toffee K. Ripple Fuzzypants & Feline American Angels said...

I don't know 'bout you, but shrimps were warranted an' your dad-lady-person fell down on the job!
DMM

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

now it just not rite not to have thd dad lady not bring yoo livedead shimps and ham!

we hope yur mom feels better!

purrs and headbutts
your adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

The Devil Dog said...

Dadladyperson? And you're wondering why you didn't get any reallive dead shrimp or other fun food? Well, HELLO!
Can your daddy live with you now with his new jobbie, or is he still far away.

Roxy

Just Ducky said...

Dad Lady Person needs to have the real live dead shrimps ready at all times.

Fluffy and Bonkers said...

No ham out the ying yang? Come on dad lady person!! Fur the love of shrimps...

Lux said...

I'm glad your Dad Lady Person got to be with you all this past weekend.

And I hope your mom's neck and back get to feeling better very soon!

Anonymous said...

Glad to here you had fun with your dad.Hope your mom neck feels better soon...Hugs

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

We bet the Mom and the Dad Lady Person (he-he) kept the shrimps fer themselves when ya wernt lookin. Beins do that sometimes.

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