MILES
Here is the report for today
The Foods Report - bacon, sausage, chick-hen, eggs. NO French Toast again. COME ON WOMAN. get wif the program.
The Tent Report - So there I was snuggled up in my tent wif the nice cushy bed in it, when all of a sudden it collapsed. That stoopid orange menace Billy plopped hisself on the top of it and it collapsed. The jaws of life was required to get me out.
Now, here with the wacko report.............er I mean Dungeon report - is our favorite wackjob Sammy
Fank you fatso. I mean Miles. The ghosts are still in the basement, I FINALLY got to talk to them on Friday night. They're still around watching ofur us. And they're still moving stuff around in the dungeon. Back to you Miles.
Thank you Whacky. Now, a new feature: The How Many Times did Billy get yelled at this week report: This week he gotted yelled at eleventy fifteen times. At one point Mommy said "aren't you tired of this every night Billy?" and then he crawled in the printer again. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
The Travel Report - this coming Saturday we will be travelling to see Daddy!!! I can't wait for the shrimp and ham feast. But, I 'speshully cannot WAIT to see my foo-ton again!!!
That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for this weekend.
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eggsulent reporting miles! and i have a qwestion. what's with sammy's whapping reports? i never know what to whap in this house any more...
i had a waffle today. you would have liked a bite of that. come over and i'll make you one.
smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Oh no, sorry to hear that you tent collapsed. We hope you weren't hurt.
French toast sounds yummy.
You guys get French toast?!?!? I want to move in with you!!
The Tent Report--I think it's something about orange. Russell's done that to me!
And I have to laugh with your mom asking Billy the same thing over and over again! Every day at least twice (and usually about fifty times) Kangaroo Girl shoots into my mom's room and Mom grabs her and puts her out. And she always says, "Why do we have to do this five times a day?" It never stops KG.
Hooray! You're going to go see your dad next weekend. That's something to really look forward to.
Sorry, but we had to laugh when Billy jumped on your tent while you were snuggled in it. Good thing the jaws of life were available.
We hope Billy will have a quieter week. Is he on the same medication Whacky ... uh, Sammy is?
No.French.Toast.
What is this world coming to? I didn't get any either! Worse, I'VE NEVER GOTTEN ANY!
Wrongness. So much wrongness...
Your reports are very funny Miles! Happy belated birthday wishes too. We are sorry we missed your day!
prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs and tail wags,
Zeke, Sushi, Tiger Lily and Ruckus
We din't haf any french toast either. Good thing da jaws of life was available to get yoo out of dat tent...um, we'z assuming da jaws of life was da mom. Hooray fur going to see da Dad Lady Person and yoor FOOTON!
Sorry about no French toast, but you did get some real goodies this week, Miles. I am glad that the jaws of life were available to get you out of your tent when Billy collapsed it. He just doesn't know his own weight, I guess. Good Dungeon report, Sammy. Keep an eye on those ghosts to make sure that they stay in the Dungeon. Billy, you are a little scamp. Why do you like to crawl in the printer?
No French Toast. That is really too bad.
Well yoo did get sum grate foods efun if there wasn't no french toasts. Maybe you'll get sum at yore Daddy's house. Can I come wif yoo then to snuggle on the foo-ton O Grate Faro of the Foo-Ton?
Oh and do yoo wanna come ofur and haf sum leftover chix-hen? I maded sure Mini wouldn't eat it all just in case.
Purrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee
I have never tried to get in the printer. I used to whap it but I think one of Sammy's ghosts is in there. I like to sleep beside it cuz then I am beside mum too, and sometimes it makes noises but that's okay. What is not okay is when I am asleep and mum's not there, and then it makes noises to frighten me, and no-one is there. Do you think Sammy can come and take the ghost away?
Flynn
No french toast again?? Oh well, you did get chicken! Yummy! Ha ha, Billy, you make me laugh! My mom says the same things to me at night when I'm going crazy. I don't answer her, I just bite her toes and go back to my business!
Miles, your meezer report was a funny way to start my Monday. Cheers!
Furry funny repurrt there, Miles! It's always good to see things from a kitty's purrspective.
A very comprehensive report. Sammy is so funny! All the best for your trip at the weekend :)
"Aren't you tired of this every night, Billy?"I laughed out loud since I hear this myself on occassion. It seems it must be a very popular line to use with felines and canines.
we're laffin' an' laffin'!! nitro loves to attack the printermonster, too. must be the orange gene.
great reportin' job, miles--we wish we got good enuf foods to list on our bloggie . . . oh, wait! we do . . sometime this week, we'll tell about addiction pet foods!!
you better start makin' lists of stuff to pack to go see daddy. don't furget to pack a bib--that shrimp an' ham feast could get messy. an' are ya gonna wear jammies on yer futon, or just roll around nood?
Oh, a visit with your Daddy and foo-ton sounds wonderful! We sure hope you get those dungeon monsters under control before you leave. There's no telling what mischief they might get into while you're gone visiting!
PS. Whitey want to know if he can be an honorary Meezer. After looking at pictures of Flame Point Meezers, he thinks he might be at least part Meezer!
Great photo! You certainly are a nice looking Meezer.
Thanks for all of your hard work on CCSI V: The Old Famous Caper. This week marks when the show will air. You did a fantastic job in helping that this will be another award winning show.
dood, bummer about the tent. i'm glad i don't have a menace to collapse mine. my beans are so lazy they probably wouldn't even replace it!
I hope you enjoy your visit with your daddy. i'll bet you miss him lots.
Hey Billy, Bendrix is sending over a high five, a low five and an around the back five for all the fun you've been having. Now he feels he needs to step it up or lose his evil alter ego status!!
in other words, a normal weekend at the Meezer Mansion.
We are sorry you didn't get any french toast (does your mom put maple syrup on it?) and that Billy collapsed your tent.
I hope the ghosts don't eat Sammy.
How is your dad doing at his new job? And how is your mom's neck and back (from the tractor trailer dude)?
Roxy
You guys have such exciting lives!!! We want to come visit you!
Did I read SHRIMP???
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Bummer about the tent collapse. That's happened to me before, too and it sux.
EG
I've never tried french toast but if you think it's good I'll tell my sibs and we'll start bugging mom for some. It doesn't have starchy carbs does it? Cuz our mom has sworn off those kind of carbs.
No French toast? Really?!?
I hope Billy settles down and stops getting yelled at.
--Jasper
Happy Birthday Miles,
Hugs, and scritches..
from your friends,
The Bengal Brats..
and Pet .. of course
( she made us add her... heh!)
It is too bad that you didn't get any french toast. Mom says she is going to start cooking more now that we will have our own kitchen again. We can't wait. She likes to bake bread and good stuff like that.
We like Sammy's dungeon, alien, and ghost reports.
Tavi, Cody, Camie, Miss Jade and Gracie
Thanks for the report, Miles! Another exciting weekend in meezer land!
Teri was at the beach this weekend, so we didn't get any hens or ham or toast...but we did nap a lot!
Woohoo a visit to the footon this weekend. Have fun.
Very thorough report. We like that. What a calamity with the tent caving in and the jaws of life. Billy is a bad boy.
If you need a ghost buster, you should have hansel over. he'd do a great job! tes and ben would just hide!
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