BILLY SWEET FEETS
ME is fankful that ME has a Mom Lady Person who shoves pills down my froat when ME goes "COFF COFF COFF" and "WHEEZE WHEEZE WHEEZE"
oh wait. SHOULD ME be fankful for that? ME means, she's shoving stuff down my froat. is that nice? NO, ME does not fink that's nice at all. ME finks that is just awful. She used to give me soft treats wif crunchy middles that helped me stop going "COFF COFF COFF" and "WHEEZE WHEEZE WHEEZE" but now she just shoves hard crunchy stuff down my froat wifout the yummy soft treats. ME finks that is MEAN. MEAN MEAN MEAN Mom Lady Person.
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Oh Billy, I'm sure she doesn't mean you any harm! She's just trying to make you feel better!
Speaking as an emergency medical team (we saved Jan's life), we think your mom might be shoving those hard things down your throat to help you stop going "COFF COFF COFF" and "WHEEZE WHEEZE WHEEZE." But perhaps we shouldn't make a hasty diagnosis. Your mom just might enjoy being mean. You think?
We're pretty sure she is taking care of you. You can never be so sure though.
Aw, she's not trying to be mean, Billy. She's helping you. You were right the first time.
Wait, what happened to da soft treats wif da crunchy centers dat made yoo stop coffing? Maybe da mom is really just being mean but she is also helping yoo to stop coffing. Gess dat counts fur something.
Wait, what happened to da soft treats wif da crunchy centers dat made yoo stop coffing? Maybe da mom is really just being mean but she is also helping yoo to stop coffing. Gess dat counts fur something.
Billy I thinks she is just not disguising the pills anymore!
Billy, just be a mancat and take your medicine. Hee! Hee!
I definitely think treats with pills are in order. I hope you stop wheezing soon.
Hi Sweetfeets! I'm leaving soon for New York, but I wanted to spend my Thursday morning with YOU! Your Mommy is just trying to help you get well. I didn't know you were sick! Are you okay?? I love you!!!
Auntie Deb
::Hi Miles!!! Hi Sammy!!::
Billy, we think your mom is just trying to help you so you don't go coff coff wheeze wheeze. It's not fun, though, we know....
I hate medicine too.
Medicine is yucky, but as our mom always says..... it's for your own good. Whatever!
I enjoyed how this post started off as thankful and then performed a 180! Your poor human pet is trying so hard. Maybe she needs a pick-me-up...
The big question is why did she switch from the soft treats with crunchy middles to the hard crunchy treats? Were the other ones not working or did she just want to be mean? Hmmmm...you might just ask her!
It's not eezy being fankful for meddycines. Just ask my Mommy. She got reely reely tired of them she hadta take fur her knee.
Miles, yoo wanna come play? I finded my leopard tail onna stik! It's fun!
Purrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee
oh yous will be ok, ur mama is takin' cares of yous.
You must get all better and stop going coff coff coff and wheeze wheeze wheeze. then she will stop wit the hard chunks. ok?
Hmmm. No yummy treats? She might just be plain old mean. That ain't right.
EG
At my house, "pilling a cat" is like putting toothpaste back into the tube. It can't be done.
Billy, it's sounds like you're being a good enough patient; so you deserve lots of treats!
Demand them!!
Makes me *COFF**COFF*COFF* just thinking about it. It sounds like you have a furry nice mewmy who wants to take cares of you.
That is horrible. Horrible. I suggest dribblinging it back out onto her clothes right before work.
Latte
Billy...go poop on something. It'll make you feel better, I promise.
Billy.....Meowm gave up on the soft treats with the crunchy inside for me. Now I get the crunchy part smooshed up and in toona juice!!!! Lip smackin' good!!
Orion
Poor Billy ... you should still be thankful for the intention, if not for the technique.
--Jasper
Medicines are YUCKY!!!!! Sometimes my Mommie will wrap the pill up in a little piece of American cheese to make a tiny cheese ball. I don't crunch it up, but it does slide down a little easier.
Thanks for the Gotcha Day wishes. I love my story too!
I bet she just wants to make sure you take your medicine, Billy. Maybe now that you have pointed out to her that that is mean, she will be nicer.
Maybe.
Roxy
that IS mean! But billy, i'm sure you need to take those medications because it's good for you. I'm sure there's a good reason why mom stopped putting them in treats. Did you find them and spit them out? Hmmm....
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