ME is KILLER!!! Last night ME killed the roll of paper in the human litterbox room! It was being BAD and ME HADDED to kill it!! The Mom Lady Person askded me what it was doing and ME hadded to tell her it was being BAD. It was sitting on the counter MAKING FUN OF ME!!! Miles saided so! He saided that the roll of paper was saying that I could not get him 'acause I'm small and not big enuf to get up where he was. I can't speak paper roll very well, but Miles can. So I HADDED to go in there and knock it down and put the bitey on it! The Mom Lady Person saided I killed it good!! My teefs marks wented almost HALF WAY through!! ME is GOOD KILLER!!!!
43 comments:
wow that is great billy!
smiles, auntie bee
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Good job! I have killed a roll or two in my time. Next, you should kill a roll of paper towels. They are evil, and deserve it.
I am so proud of you for killing that toilet paper roll! They can be very bad indeed!
Great job, Billy! We are so proud of you. We must have nice paper; we've never had to put the bitey on it. Maybe we should practice just in case?
Trevor & Loki
Better watch out Billy. Looks like Miles is trying to get you in trouble again.
Oh yeah, dat paper is mean and sez bad stuff alla da time...paper towels too. All paper is evil and deserves to be ripped up and bited and bunny kicked to shreds. Good job Billy!
You sure are a good killer of litter room paper. Did Miles tell you there is a special award for killing the roll of litter paper? Oh, he forgot to tell you that part?
OMC! You is a mighty good killer!! We has to gets those naughty paper rolls some times too! Sounds likes you taught it a lesson for sures MOL
Purrrrrrrrs
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Billy the TP Killer! Awesome job. We do not speak toilet paper roll either, but we have often suspected they were taunting us.
WOW you're awesome! i found a stash of the rolly paper once and DESTROYED all of it!
my mom however, was not as impressed as yours.
-hansel.
Way to go Billy Boy!
Good job Billy! Next time, after killing it, try to make it fall into the human litterbox. Beans really love that.
You can borrow our De-Lurking idea. So, far we have only de-lurked one in 8 hours. We haz a sad. But there are 16 hours to go! After that, we may have to pox them!
Very impressive!!!
Sniffie and the Florida Furkids
The only killer you are Billy is killer cute...
Woo are surely killer tasty too!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Yes you are Billy, a very good killer indeed! Just like a rare Scottish Wildcat, all claws and teefs!
Purrs,
Ramses
oh, billy - you gots him good!!! we's proud to know what a superior paper-killer you is. now you can work yer way up to "sunday paper shredder". it's a lotta work, but we're sure you can do it!
WOW! You did a great job. And we agree - you totally had to kill it dead. How DARE it make fun of you??? Let it serve as a warning to all paper products.
WOW....Billy...I am SO PROUD of you! You showed that paper roll who is the boss! NO MERCY!!!!
How dare it make fun of YOU! I would have killed it if you hadn't! NO ONE MAKES FUN OF MY SWEETFEETS!!!!
I love that sweet picture of your ferocious face!!!
Love, Auntie Deb
Good job Billy! Way to protect hearth and home!
Orange Boys are always Good ...
You had better luck with that than I had with the chipmunk! Good Job! -Scout
Good job, Billy! You gotta show those toilet paper rolls who's boss!
I would say you did a fine job killing it, Billy. I am not so sure it was making fun of you, though. I think Miles was having you on.
Roxy
Great job Billy!!!! Way to show that roll of paper to not make fun of you!
I'm impressed!
Good job, Billy!!! Those TP rolls can be sooooo rude!
Yoo killed dat fing good!
Miles, do yoo wanna play today? I can come ofur while Mommy's doin ofur stuff.
Purrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee
Wow! Good work Billy. When I wuz younger I used to unroll the complete roll and see how many small pieces I could make it into. I don't do it now though, I chew noospapers instead.
Flynn
Way good job Billy! Bet it cleaned yur teefies while yoo were puttin da bitey on it.
What a mighty hunter you are, Billy! Those paper rolls are a bad bunch and certainly need to be kept in line.
Good job!
Charlemagne and Tamar
billly me have the same problem those papper roll are not nice.
Maxie who might change his name to NO MAXIE NO
You were right to kill that mean roll of toilet paper. Its friends will know how fierce you are and not make fun of you anymore.
Way to go Billy! Mum always hides the paper in the human litterbox room.
Good job, buddy! *purrs from Redfurd*
Thats why all the paper rolls here get hid inna cabinet!
Good werk, Billy!
Ya puts da bitey almost thru? Wow u iz goods at killing rollz, Billy!
Me gets one sumtimes... but Mom hides dem so I gets da empty roll!
Maxwell Tigger.
You are a mighty killer, Billy. I am impressed with that fact that you bit the roll almost half way through.
Good job! That's Maggie's favorite game. Mom and Dad found a roll in the middle of the bedroom the other day -- no idea where it came from.
--Jasper
Good work! You showed that tp roll who's boss!
Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, and Cookie and Caramel (the fosters)
OMG I cannot stop laughing...
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