MILES
The WHAT THE HECK??? report - WE WAS ABANDONED this weekend. The mom wented to see the dad and DID NOT TAKE US. SHE saided that it would be too stressful for me 'acuase I gets all upset when I has to go to in the metal monster and Billy would haf hollered the whole way. But the weather was bad on Sunday so it's a good thing we didn't go wif her.
The Foods Report - well, I hadded some steak and the mom opened up a can of toona for me and Billy.
The crazy report .......... er alien/ghost/psycho report by our resident whack job Sammy: Uh, thank you sissy boy. I gotted into the dungeon and talked to the ghosts. It seems that they are NOT happy when I cannot communicate wif them. I told this to the mom and she just saided "oh Sammy, you're so cute but you always get in trouble down there". ::SIGH::
back to you oh thunder thighs.
Miles: you ARE NUTS.
The What did Billy do to get in trouble this week report: well, not nearly as much as his furriend IGMU. But I knows that Billy is getting for chrissymouse and BOY WILL HE BE HAPPY.
That is the meezer monday miles report for today
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Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky. You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet. I love you to the moon...
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28 comments:
EEkkk! The metal monster! Scary!!!
Actally, we sometimes like it when we are left alone for the day. There are no "NO'S", we can get up on the kitchen counters, we can THoE at night, an we can yell all day an its OK!
The Big Thing says he is leaving most of the day next Saturday and we are looking forward ta that!
Doods! How did you eat? Who was there top open cans for you? THIS IS A TRAVESTY! Or at least a major bummer. Since, you know, you obviously survived.
Man.. .I hate being abandoned. At least I am left with the Male who has opposable thumbs (although I think this is really really unfair as I have brains and he doesn't)... sigh.
We always look forward to your Monday reports!
Abandoned!?! Did you call the polices?
It is good that you survived your abandonment. We have been abandoned so many times now that we are used to it. If you need any survival tips for another time, let us know. Has Billy recovered from his brain surgery now?
Gasp! She left you?
At least you didn't have to deal with the metal machine!
Great report as always guys!! You're so lucky you got steak and toona!
man if you yell the whole way like tesla did on her way home from the v-e-t boy, i unnerstand why mommeh would leaf you home. -hansel.
I understand your feelings Miles. It is no fun at all to be abandoned! I am glad you survived.
That sounds AWFUL! I hope my Mom never abandons me! I need my daily scritches, and after all, SOMEBODY needs to tell her how to do what needs to be done!
Well, at least you got some steak to make up for the fact that you were abandoned....
We are abandoned constantly, too, because mama needs to make money to pay our rent. She is the food lady, so it keeps things in balance!
We avoid the metal monster as much as we can for sure!!!!!!
Oh my a-band-donn?!
Well I guess dat is better dan dee metal monster!
*whew*
We is glad yoo is all safe and sound.
purrs and nosekisses
to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from you adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby
We LIKE it when our Mom goes away - we play & play, all over the house. Then when she comes back to find messes, we are usually all asleep! "No, Mom we don't know why two chairs are overturned & everything is off of the baker's rack - you must've done it before you left..." hehe!
Nico, Austin & JayJay :)
YOU WERE ABANDONED!!!!! YOU DIDN'T GET TO GO SEE YOUR DADDY!!! WE CAN'T BELIEVE THE TREATMENT YOU ARE GETTING!! Okay we will stop yelling now. At least you got some steak and toona.
We can't wait to see Billy's present!
Sammy-we are thinking maybe you have some of the ghosts that our Meowm talks to. We don't see them, but she does talk out loud a lot and no one else is around...must be ghosts!
Abandoomed?!? That's terrible! We're scared of the Metal Monster too!!! Can't wait to see what Billy's getting! And the rest of you too!
Hmm, ride in metal monster vs visit wif dad...we woulda stayed home too. Dat sed, it is still not fair of her to 'bandon yoo guys. And to make up fur it she should allow yoo to go in da dunjun and talk to da ghosts, give yoo real live dead shrimps, ham and some bacon.
Did you make your own steak???
We're askeered of the dungeon creatures.
Good job Billy - only a couple more weeks till Santa is here.
Sniffie and the Florida Furkids
That was a great report - we can't wait to see what Billy is getting for Christmas! We love to see what everyone gets - it is so fun!
Your SKHREAMS are not what your The Mom would have needed!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Miles, we were only in the metal monster for any amount of time when we moved to the Lake, and now we are going to have to be in it twice ... going back to St. Louis for Chrissymouse and then coming back here again! At least we will be able to visit our old home again, as it is still for sale, but we like this one soooo much better!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon
Dudes, Mom finded sum of da stuff Sammy whapped into da baement back when our beans wented to Yakima. Hmmm, sounds like a cat place: YACK! Mom an da boy maked lots more room in da lifin room yesterday, so Nina an I had TWO big wrestlin matches!
We's really behind on bloggin. I keep tryin to order Mom, but she keeps sayin bizzy, bizzy, Sandy Claws, bizzy. Hmph.
Purrs,
Victor
Hmph, No trip to see the DMLP? Not fair, you couldn't visit your futon. Glad Billy will get something for Chirstmouse.
Abandoned?????????? Are you serious?????? Your Mom owes you all BIG TIME!!! heehee
Thank you for the purrs. They helped lots :) The Vet lady was happy with the test results. Nothing too serious!!!
Purrs Mickey, Georgia & Tillie
Excellent reporting.
I can't believe you were abandoned. On a weekend no less. Humans. Sometimes they just don't think.
mew!
Katie
(Glogirly's cat)
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