MILES
MEMO
TO: The Mom
FROM: The Meezers
RE: The ROOLS and your blatant disregard of them.
Couch time is for ME and SAMMY. Billy can sometimes come on the couch for scritches. It is NOT time for any wobbly snotty stinky rugrat to crawl all ofur me and sneeze in my face or shake his head and fling boogers on me. If you want scritchy time with the little snotbag then GO IN THE FORBIDDEN ROOM WHERE HE LIVES. When he is less wobbly and snotty then I will THINK about allowing him in on couch time.
Oh, and please STOP with the "get your fat butt off my knees" crap. Your fat legs take up too much room and I have no choice but to lay across your fat knees. And you know, it's not really that comfortable. So what I'm saying is it's your own fault.
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Good bye my sweet Nicky
Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky. You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet. I love you to the moon...
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Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky. You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet. I love you to the moon...
25 comments:
tiptoe, tiptoe, tiptoe..... better to keep a low profile, little one...
Wow! That is some rant today! Hope the little snot~locker feels better soon!
It's good to let out your emotions. Keeping them in never helps. Good job, boys.
So you guys are having one of those days, huh? We have them at our house too, although usually with less snotty-ness. We hope he gets better and stops sneezing on you!
Hi boys!
I just love reading your funny rants. I can tell you guys have a fun time at your house.
Hope you have a happy and safe new year!
xo
My goodness! Don't hold back, miles, tell us how you REALLY feel! MOL!
I hate it when my human gets whiney and ornery like that...
Well that should set some things straight. Good memo!
Awwwww come on you two! Nicholas needs to be in a loving environment right now. And we are certain he only takes up a little room.
Oh Miles, sounds like the little guy needs some purrsonal one-on-one how-to-be-a-meezer training. Maybe you could help him out a bit...
Purrs
Gypsy & Tasha
A bit cranky today, aren't you boys?
Dude, mom sez dat is kinda whiney...we say YOO TELL HER! Kittens blowing snot should not be allowed to blow it on yoo! Sheesh! When he feels better, which we purr is soon, den yoo can show him how to be a meezer mancat.
Dood, do you ever feel like you're talking to a brick wall? I feel like that sometimes. People just don't listen! It's like THEY sneezed and their brains just shot out onto the floor. Oh! Maybe the little snot head could get nose to nose with your mom and sneeze some back into he and then she'll be able to listen!
Gawd, I amaze myself with with my smarts sometimes.
You can tell that Christmas is over, no more worrying about being on your best behavior! "Fat knees"?
Well, of COURSE it's her fault! Nothing is ever the fault of the cat.
Wow, you really believe in tough love!
I think *somebody* has his cranky pants on today!
My mom and I are STILL wondering why your The Mom puts up with woo!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
I...am...in...Miles...withdrawal...
*uh oh*
Sammy and Miles only fing yoo can do is ... tell da whittle snot face da yoo lub him and helps git him well.
purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezerman
yur adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby
Umm Miles, don't forget who feeds you.
yup, you got all that mom?
smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
We think you told the Mom off purrty good in that memo!
Sniffie and the Florida Furkids
*giggles* yoo tolded her!
purrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee
HaHaHa!!!
I love a cat with moxy!
mew!
Katie
(Glogirly's cat)
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