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Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:
The foods report: bacon, chick-hen and turkey. and eggs. oh and Nicky eated a cheezy poof.
The What Did Billy do this week to get in trouble report: Well, Billy was GOOD this week. except for the poking the mom wif his mighty claws of doom and then not cooperating when she hacked them off.
The Nicky Report: Nicky wented to the nursing home to visit Grampie on Sunday. He LOVED it. He hadded a good time being held and petted and loved on by efurryone. He wants to go back. Grampie wanted to keep him.
The Alien Report by resident weerdo Sammy Meezer: Thank you lead butt. So, Last week I thought that the aliens were talking about donuts or engineering issues with their space ships at 1am. Well, I think that they read my report last week because this week when I was eavesdropping...........er spying................er observing them, they seemed to have changed their code, because it seemed that they were talking about things like pee-mail and dinosaur bones. I must find a way to infiltrate their ranks............
Um, ok Sammy, Please go take your pills and lie down for a while. you'll be better soon.
The weather report: holy carp was it flipping cold this weekend. My useless man-nipples were freezing. I hadded to crawl unner the covers and put them against the mom to warm them up. I don't know why she didn't like that. She was 'posed to buy me a new sweater but she didn't. I think that's some kind of neglect or something.
The other stuff that wented wrong last week report: our freezer took a dump. Now we have meat in coolers outside on the patio. I told the mom to just put it in the living room and we would take care of it. She instead said that she will look at buying another freezer. pppbbbffftttt. There's about 15 pounds of home smoked BACON there just waiting to be eated. I hope Sammy's aliens don't get it.............
That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today.
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We bet Grampie loved seeing Nicky! What a good boy!
Oh yeah, we don't cooperate with the nail trims either.
Yep, the lack of a new sweater is definitely neglect...
Glad Nicky enjoyed his visit. He looks set to become a therapy cat!
Another wonderfully informative report....thanks, Miles. xxxxxxxx
That was exciting for Nicky to visit Grampie.Extra loving is always good.
Your mum doesn't need to buy another freezer, it's one giant freezer outdoors.In the beginning of December when it was extra cold here, mum must have dropped a carton of cream out of her shopping cuz next morning it was outside the door and frozen solid.
Looks like Nicky was a big hit with Grampa and got lots of attention. Glad to hear yer bacon is keeping just fine outside on the deck....better keep an eye on it though.
Mindy, Moe, Bon Bon, Cookie & Mike
Yoo is neglekted Miles?!?! Oh noes!!! I will be rite ofur to take care of yoo. (And maybe we can steel some of dat bacon ham from da porch hehehe)
Purrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee
Well I guess it's good that it's so cold right now. That way your bacon won't spoil... I hope she gets a freezer fast. And I think she needs a fireplace!
That's cool that the Nickster visited your Grampie.
Sorry about the freezer, but it sounds like it's plenty cold outside to keep your food frozen on the porch.
xoxo
wow that's a lot of action for one week!
smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
There's a lot going on over there! We're glad that Nicky loved his visit!
How sweet of Nicky to go to the Nursing home; we bet his visit made Grampie's day!!...Sammy, you might have a problem with the nip...Miles, don't worry about the freezer food=we're sure you'll get it as Mom cooks it, sounds like you guys are eating very well already!!...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki
Ooohhhh cheesy poofs..... And the sweater thing: total neglect. Really. Just meanness.
Great report this week. It is great that Nicky got to go see your grampie and that he had such a good time there!
We hope you are able to get a new freezer soon - at least it is cold enough out to put the stuff outside for now.
Nicky you should go back to the nursing home. You could be a regular celebrity there. I know cute old folks love soft kitties.
I think you boys should get together and find out a way to get that meat in the house. It is just wrong that it is out there in such an unsafe area! Somecat might steal it
headbonks
Oh man, we were following along until we got to da 15 pounds of bacon dat IS SITTING OUTSIDE den our branes just stopped processing. We told ya, Sammy, dogs, er, aliens, talk about stoopid stuff. It's acuz of dem being dogs, yoo know, drooling idiots. Good fur Nicky and good fur Grampie. Purr and fur therapee is da best fur beans. Hey Billy, din'tcha know dat sticking da mom wif a claw is a sure fire way to end up getting da ol' "clippy claw" treatment.
Miles-More good food! And how dare your Mom not want to warm up your man-nipples! Sheesh!! If she isn't going to warm them, she better get that sweater for you.
Nicky-Are you gonna be a therapy cat?
Sammy-We have faith in your abilites to infiltrate the aliens camp. Let us know if we can help.
Billy-We are so glad you are being a good boy! We completely understand not behaving for the nail trimming. We hate that too!
We can just imagine the fun Nicky had being made a fuss over at Grampie's nursing home.
You guys are funny. Glad Billy was good. Your mom can not take too many barefoot trips after him in this weather.
You guys eat well. We're thinking of moving onto your porch until the meat is eat ... uh, gone .... uh, in the new freezer.
Oh, we forgot why we came by. Our Cameron gave you an award today.
We are glad Nicky is the hit of the nursing home! What a good idea to take him, mom.
WOW! All that meat and no one allowed to eat it! Good thing it was cold outside to help keep it frozen!
Lots going on at your house. Do you need help eating that bacon? We're volunteering!
Sniffie and the Florida Furkids
Cheesy poufs!!! Yum!
Cheezy poofs! I love licking cheezy poofs!
Bring some snow and I'll help keep woo *WARM*
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Let's hear it fur 'Nicky' Hey Nicky!
We think that smoked bacon is just begging to be cooked up!
Sweater? You got furs to keep you warm.
What awesome adventures!
How nice of Nicky to visit Grampie. I bet it was as much fun for everyone at the nursing home as it was for Nicky.
That is so super that Nicky goes to the nursing home. We have heard of cats that do that. We could never do stuff like that, we would be too scared.
This is our first visit to your blog and it is great. Like how you do the reports.
Smoked bacon. Oooh.
Nice report and all, but all that bacon...
Great Report Miles, looked like you covered everything. Can't believe that Billy was a good kitty, but glad he was. So nice that Grampie got to see Nicky. Don't blame Grampie wanting to keep him. Bet Mom is sorry that she has to get a new freezer though.
Casper
So, did yoor mom get a freezer or is da bacon up fur grabs?
MMMMMM, BACON!!!
P.S. My mom says thanks for your comment. Life goes on, no matter how obnoxious it's turning out to be!
oh man that sucks... sorry honey pies.
smiles, auntie bee
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