Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Wednesday Rant

MILES

Deer The Mom:  Please buy a bigger bed.  I am tired of having to actually TOUCH you when I sleep at night.  You move around too much.  I would prefer to haf my own space in the bed, so that I doesn't have to touch you, or Sammy or Billy or Nicky.  Akshually, please buy me my own bed - king size please. The same kind you has - the sleep comfort bed, so that I can control how soft the mattress is.  Also, I would like brekfest in bed from now on.  And dinner too.  And can you please carry me to the litterbox? It's a long walk there. 

31 comments:

Ariel said...

"Hmmm" Let me know if you get your wishes, so I can have a talk with my mom.

ButterBean said...

OOOHHHH can you send this to our Dady ... we wants a BIGGER bed too ...

Anonymous said...

MOL!!! Hope you gets yer wish!

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

no miles, tell the mom you want a tempur-pedic bed!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Anonymous said...

You're too funny Miles!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Miles
Tell her yoo want one of dem sleep comfort beds that you can adjust da top and bottom to go up and down...we juss saw one and now we wants one of dose! *woo hoo* With Mom's tilty head she would do better if she could have the top go up and not lay down flat.

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puffs meezerman

from your adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Raymond and Busby said...

Either you need a king sized bed or your Mom needs to go sleep in the living room!

The Whiskeratti said...

Ummm....good luck getting all that, Miles. We're lucky if ours will just clean the litterbox!

Jacqueline said...

Miles, if you pull this one off, we need to know how you did it!!...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Hmm, let us know if yoo haf any success wif dat one Miles. We'z be interested in dem things too.

Gemini and Ichiro said...

I have one caveat--it's not as good if the humans are not warming it so you need to figure out a way to get it warm without them...

The Crew said...

Miles, you forgot to ask for a new pillow!

Cliff and Olivia said...

Reasonable demands.

Shaggy and Scout said...

Let us know how it goes, Miles.

Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Heloise, Momo, Ryu said...

Are we being a bit of a drama queen today, Miles? Hmmmm?

On the other hand, why not go all put and request a California King?

Dixie Joy said...

Miles I kepts my daddy skeered to move for a 100 hours las' nite. I just bites on hims little fat toe balls when him moves in the bed. Hope you can use this portant infurmation.

Head butts buddy.

Anonymous said...

Carry you to the litter box.... *snort*

The Florida Furkids said...

We actually like our bed - we sleep right on Mom.

Brekfest in bed sounds good!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Amy & the house of cats said...

It's good to dream Miles, it's good to dream!

Jans Funny Farm said...

We'll be waiting to find out how this works for you. Maybe we could talk Jan into giving us our own house. Wow, would that be nice!

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

I still don't now why she doesn't list all of woo on 'Craig's' List...

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Pip said...

MOL! Nuff said... ummm still MOLling!

iamfelix said...

Oh Miles, you are too funny ... although, breakfast in bed does sound kinda good.

hmmmmmmmmm....
Maxine, Fletcher & Louis

Noll's Nip said...

Well Miles, you know what they say: "It never hurts to ask." Let us know how things go for you ;)

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Bwahahaha! Are you sure you didn't forget anything. We lie on our mum to stop her moving round.

Just Ducky said...

As mum would say, "not gonna happen".

Max said...

Dood! The Woman got a king sized and MAN what a difference that makes, as long as the man isn't there. I can take up a HUGE space for myself without touching ANYONE. You totally need one, even if you have to share. It's way better than the queen we used to have to suffer with!

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Sounds good to us! We are thinking about asking for the same things!

Teri and her Stylish Adventure Cats said...

It never hurts to ask for what you want...but we bet unless you start bringing in the green papers, you'll have to continue to share...

Kiril Kundurazieff said...

LOL!

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Anonymous said...

We vote for yoo getting yoor own bed ~ it's only fair.

Milo and Alfie xx

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