MILES
Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:
The Foods Report - chick-hen, eggs, ham and cheese. fairly good!
The Nicky report - well the v-e-t visit was put on hold again - his v-e-t is sick. We will prolly just do his 2nd shots and hoo-ha-ectomy at the same time. NICKY: What? they're gonna STAB me AND tutor me at the same time? I might not like that. It's hard to concentrate when you're being stabbed.
The Woofie Report - Billy's furriend spented some time wif us on Sunday. His mommy lives in the hospital and is furry sick and will not efur get out, and his daddy has some heart prollems and he needed some rest. So Billy and Maxx played fun games wif Nicky.
Here is Sammy wif some interesting informashun he learned about those Aliens - take it away cream of wheat for brains! - Thank you cream puff thighs. So, wif the help of Billy's furriend Maxx, I was able to make contact wif the aliens on Sunday. I sented him out to talk to the alien who lives next door. This is what they said: grrrrrrrrrr, growl, arf arf arf growl. Maxx said it means "lissen, there's a weerd cat in that house there who thinks you're an alien who ate his family, and is trying to build a space ship to take you back to your home planet" the answer was "sniff sniff bark growl grrrrrrrrrrrrr" which means "what a weird cat - he needs medication". WOW. My thoughts are validated........................ HEY!! Wait a minute, that's not right...... Maxx are you SHUR about this? You haf to be making this up. and why does you haf two xx's in your name? ::SIGH:: can't depend on a woofie for gathering alien intelligence.
Miles - ::slaps head:: you DO need medication you corn mush head!
The "what did Billy do 8 times last week to get himself in trouble and grownded for life" report - YOU take a guess. He is now not allowed to go visit his woofie furriend next door for a whole two weeks. ok, so it's not really life, but it's close enough to make Billy mad.
That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today.
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Trust me!
The woofie is SPOT on!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra & Khousin Merdie
I am sorry to hear about Billy's furriend's family. At any rate, it sounds like a tasty weekend for you.
Wait...the stabby guy is sick? Doood! Maybe you have the chance to go there and stab HIM in the buttox and take HIS temperature! It's a golden opportunity!
Well, at this rate, Nicky, you'll be an old mancat before you get your last kitten shot and tutored.
We're sorry about Maxx's mom living in the hospital and his dad being sick. We hope Maxx won't end up an orphan.
Thank you for all the reports.
Oh dang, if Maxx ends up an orphan, like Jan sez, would he come to live with yoo? Oh, Max is right, now would be a good time to stab da vet and put da thingy where it don't belong. Yoo need to up Sammy's medikashuns. Really, Sammy, dey is woofies just like yoor frend Maxx. Dey isn't aliens...um, we'z purrty sure dey isn't.
We thought all woofies were aliens! hehe (not really. ;) )
Kittyhugs and purrs from the Ballicai.
As usual, you guys ate well!...Nicky, the shots will be nothing compared to that tutoring so don't even think about it!...Sorry to hear about Maxx's family being so ill; it's good he has friends like you guys...Sammy, you are a trip!!MOL...And, what did Billy do??...Hope you guys have a great week...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki
Is Maxx going to have to find a new forever home?
BILLY! Stop doing that...it scares your Mom (and us!) and you could get very hurted.
Sniffie and the Florida Furkids
You guys had some major nommies over the weekend!
Lol...I love these so funny.I given you an award please go to my blog and see :)
Awww. We feel badly for Maxx with 2 XXs. What will happen to him? At least you got some good foods when the aliens weren't attacking and Billy wasn't trying to escape.
DANG!! You had chick-hen and didn't invite me? I am Mr. Chicken...I thought that was universally known...which means I MUST be invited to every meal containing chick-hen!! Just don't forget next time, k? And I promise I will invite you over to my house for chick-hen, too. Is that fair? Do watch out for that V-E-T......that does not sound like a party you are going to....but maybe your Mom will give you more chick-hen after and I'll come to visit to make sure you are ok (and to help you eat your chick-hen). OK? Ok. Ciao, Lautrec (weezdabadcats)
Excellent report, Miles! It was good to get some interesting intelligence on those Aliens.
Eight times Billy??? That's more than the days in a week. It sounds like you are getting worse instead of better. Do you really want to be grounded for life?
We are sorry to hear about Maxx's people.
That's good that Maxx the dog got to come over and play, you guys are good friends. All in all, another busy weekend at your house!
Oh I is glad yoo gotted sum ham Miles! Yay!
Wanna come play wif mousies n snuggle?
Purrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee
We feel so bad for Maxx! We hope that he can stay with his daddy for a long time! In other news, Billy, quit making a run for it! You're scaring the heck out of your mama!
Inquiring minds want to know what Billy did ;) Poor Maxx, I hopes everyone gets better soon. Hugs and chicken breath kisses :)
nefur a dull moment at casa de meezer, eh? you are all furry kind to share some of those moments wif maxx; we are sad to hear how it is for him, an' hope that the best possible things happen for his momma & daddy.
sam: well? ask a woofie, get a woofie answer!
miles: good score onna noms!
billy: now, cut that out! you are scarin' yer mommer (an' mosta the CB) to deff! golly, don't you realize what a good home you haff?
nicky: well, good luck whenefur you finally get to go! (we like maxthepsychokitty's idea; we'd go along an help!)
love you guys--in a thoroughly mancatly way, of course--
the meowers
I has a sad for Billy's friend's fambily, sounds like they is having a ruff time.
Is very nice of you to help them out!!!
Dis your usual good report Miles.
Billy- please be careful, we worries!
TK
That is sad for Maxx's family. We will be purring for them!
Good foods!!!
Interesting stuff about those aliens....although I wonder about Maxx's interpretation.
Nicky-at least this means only one
v-e-t visit rather than two.
Billy!!!!!!!!!!! Behave!!!!!!
We is sorry for Maxx's family, we know dat makes da woofie sad. We will purr for his family.
Miles sounds like the food wuz gud dude! Billy what in the werld did yoo do? Sammy I fink Maxx wuz pullin yur paw!
purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoapuff meezerman
from you adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby
Billy! Stay inside, buddy!
It's always exciting around your house!! Billy, you are so sneaky...good for you dude!
There's always so much going on at your place!
Billy is always into something.
Oh wow. We got chicke-hen, Chicken an Liver, CHIcken roasted, Liver and Turkey. And various combinations...
Well, we dont like fish or cows...
But we did get some DUCK...
Hmmm, we do seem to be poultry-oriented...
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