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Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:
The Foods report: Turkey, eggs and BACON
The Mom report: the MOM has gone INSANE. Plumb crazy INSANE. Why? You will figure that out in a few minutes.
The What Did Billy do to get in trouble this week report: For those of you who are newer readers, Billy has a bad habit of running outside. He's NOT allowed outside. He runs into the road sometimes. And on Saturday and Sunday he ranned out of the house ALOT. The mom cannot lock him in a room 'acuase he ushually runs out when she's coming home from somewhere. He doesn't run out most of the time when she leaves the house - only when she's coming IN. She was in and out alot ofur the weekend.
The Nicky report - still tilty and sneezy.
The Alien Report by Sammy the stoopid. Thank you Miles the Moose. So, the aliens have invaded my HOUSE. Sunday while I was upstairs in the sleepy room thinking about stuff and watching the movies on the inside of my eyelids, the aliens were downstairs REARRANGING OUR HOUSE. My lifing room is all turned around and backwards. And I think they peed on the rugs - they is all wet. I think they did this 'acause I am thisclose to cracking their code and learning their secrets of interplanetary travel. And also why they eat their families. I will have to watch them more carefully. And lock the doors.
Back to you baon moose.
Note to self: Get the mom to get more medication for Sammy.
That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today.
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Food sounds good. I love food. You know the Woman really admires Billy's ability at Collapse. She says I am hopeless with my large paws.
i hadded bacon on the cruise ship and it was good!!!
i am very glad you hadded bacon too!
smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoox
Your mom is plumb crazy insane? Wow...that's a lot of weird!
Oh crap, da wets all over da rugs, deranged furnichur...ack, SPRING CLEENING! Holy rug shampooer batman, dis means our mom will be going freekin' nuts and washing effurything in da house purrty soon! Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh...
How MANY times will I have to post THIS one?
Why
Does
Your
Mom
Put
Up
With
This
Khrap
?????
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra & Khousin Merdie
Foods? I got CHEESE! Is CHEESE good? And some pink fishies that Persephone said were Salmon sashimis! And weirdcraponthefloor! Weirdcraponthefloor is fun 'cause it always tastes different! But then the Lady LOCKED ME UP and made all the weirdcraponthefloor go away and made the floor stink!
The Big Kitties said I could find kitties to PLAY with here! Does anycat want to PLAY?
~Tenzing
Maybe you need to get Billy a shock collar that only goes off when he tried to go out the door. It's mean, but I bet you'd laugh the first time it shocked him and he turned into a giant ginger puffball...
(No, don't do this.)
Maybe a collar that emits a bad bad sound when he runs out? That worked to get Hank the dog to stop barking. It was like =WOOF= BEEP =WOOF= BEEP...he didn't like that at all..
Excellent report as always. We know this is the best place to come for the news that's important!
Alright mom, when do we get to hadded some of that yummy bacon?!
You had me at bacon...
Gracie loves bacon, too, Miles!! And Oh.Mai.Cod! Does she ever love Pot Roast!
We don't get turkey cuz mum doesn't like it, but bacon, mmmmmmmm!
Aliens peeing on the rugs sounds serious Sammy. We bet they smell different too, all fresh and not how they should smell.
Yep, now we understand why you called your Mom nuts. The aliens are going to take our carpet completely away and bring us a new one in a few weeks. Not good.
Sammy, I beLIEVE you! There is an alien in the yard next to my new yard and he NEVER stops trying to communicate with the mothership. Not only that, I'm convinced he's eaten all the people that live in that house because I NEVER SEE THEM. I'm just hopin' he's not tryin' to get permission from the mothership to beam into MY yard to eat my people.
You guys always eat so well!...Billy, it sounds like a case for the NKC to us; you have to stop running around like that and give your Mom a break!...Sammy, we believe your house was invaded, we really believe you!...Hope you guys have a great week even with aliens in the house..xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki
Wow, BACON! Was that to compensate for the aliens invading your house?
We had bacon too. Bacon rocks!
You guys have the best reports. Bummer about the aliens getting into your house.
Phew! There's a LOT happening at yoor place ~ but it can't be all bad if yoo gotted bacon.
Hi guys! Wow, we haven't been able to visit in so long! We have missed you so much!!!
Billy, darlin, please don't run outside! That is very dangerous! Next time I am in the NY area, I'll try and come to see you! I love you Sweetfeets!!!
Kisses to Miles, Sammy and Nicky!!!
Love, Auntie Deb
Oh oh. Does yore mommy need a sigh-kiatrist for being crazee? We can look for one on the innernets for her. I will help!
Purrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee
We are continually amazed at the happenings in your home!!!!
Miles it sounds like da food reports wuz reelly gud! Billy yoo hass to be furry karefull....and Nicky we is hopin one day yoo won't be tilty...and Sammy dem aliens is reel, we knoo dat dey are...
purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoapuffs meezerman
from your adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby
Well Miles, your family may be nuts, but at least you had some good eats !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! heehee
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie
You guys are so funny!!! I would run out just like Billy if I could. Stupid apartment with two doors...
We almost got stuck on the part about the BACON!!
Billy must be giving Sniffie lessons 'cause she ran out into the garage last night.
Sniffie and the Florida Furkids
That running outside stuff can get you in big trouble. Have your mewmie take empty soda cans, put 10 pennies in them, duct tape the tops closed and leave them by the door, both inside and outside and whenever she opens the door, have her toss a can to the ground and the sound will scare you a bit and you will begin to associate the door opening with the loud noise and maybe not run out...
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