SAMMY
For Sale: One slightly used seal point siamese cat. Ugly. Male. Overweight. Hips like a girl. cries like a girl when he is attacked. Yaks up all foods unless they are gluten and dye free. Total Mamma's boy. Needs several hours a day of ego stroking and kissy face time. Requires at least 100 pounds of ham a week. Or, well, a few slices here and there. Will put his paws in your food if you do not eat at the table. Will try and slap food off your fork. Answers only to Miles or Poosie. Don't even think of renaming him. Asking $0.02 OBO. Leave message for Sam. Only serious offers will be considered.
ok, really, we'll take any offer.
MILES
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Sammy stole my Wednesday Rant post. HEY! STOP PETTING HIM!!! STOP IT!! HE'S MEAN!!! MOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM COME ON! STOP IT.
Free to a good home: One mean human. Female. Old. Untrainable. Stupid. Insane. Always sick. No idea why anyone would want to have her.
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28 comments:
I'd list all of woo on eBay!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra & Khousin Merdie
I'll offer on the cat. I can trade you a puffy little tabby?
oh you meezer boys!!!
smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
You Meezers don't realize how good you have it!
Miles, they clearly don't deserve you!
Can we throw our mum in the sweeten the deal?
Sammy, Miles, cut it out. You both know that you have the best home in the whole wide world. Love and scritches to both of you.
We'll add our woofies if you think it would help!
Sniffie and the Florida Furkids
MOL!!! Have you tried craigslist?
Would you consider a straight swap for a big ginger lard butt?
Flynn.
If you want, we'll give you Zoey and we'll take Miles! May not be a fair trade 'cuz that girl is a she devil!
Wally & Ernie
i would love to relieve sammy of his misery of having to put up with everyone (humans included) by whisking him away to our house. we have aliens here for him to observe and other cats w/ peculiar habits. i will start my offer w/ 5 bags of temptations and a package of sliced ham. i'll throw in a couple of catnip toys too. ;^)
Hey, momsbusy has thrown in a sweet offer. We would suggest you take it but we think you should each consider your options. You'd miss each other if you were separated. And we love you all, so we hope you won't sell each other.
Ariel's mom-I'll trade you one sassy girl torti with a rebel attitude.Who never comes when she's called.Who breaks all nick knacks.Who bites all ankles of strangers.
Ariel... Mom what are you writing?
Mom... Nothing Sweetie go relax.
Ariel...(Whispering)Useless I oughta
sell her.
Wow it sounds like it is a rough day over there! We hope things get better - it is really tough to sell a used cat who needs 100 lbs of ham a week - that is a lot of ham!
Mama says she'll take Miles, but you can't have any of her kitties! Thanks mom, we think!
We'll take Miles if you throw in the human for free.
Sammy, be nice to your brother!
Pssst- Miles, ummm if you give mommy away who will open the gushie food, and the hams and the other noms? I'm just saying...
TK
You silly boys; you would miss each other terribly!!...And your Mom, who would take care of you, love on you, give you Ham?????...We think it's time for some cuddling apologies all around...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki
MOL!!! You guys are so silly. We hear Craig's List is a big hit these days...just sayin'
You two behave! Sheesh!!! You got a good thing going, enjoy it silly guys.
Yoo guys better stop it! Yoor brofurs fur gosh sakes, what would yoo do wifout each other and yoor mom! Who would open da stinky goodness, who would rub ears and make yoo feel good. Please stop, yoor making Sadie cry...
Sammy... have you considered the 'big picture'? If the MLP is gone, who will give you foods and scoops your poops? Or help you blog?
Boyz boyz boyz can't we all git along?
purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoapuffs meezerman
your adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby
we likes yer new blog background, an' in honor of st paddy's day, we finks you shuld all take a few swigs o' mither's milk an' mellow out!
No I don't think I would buy Miles. Or trade the runt for him. I am slowly getting him trained.
Derby
I GOT IT!! We should start a new TV show--CAT SWAP! I think Caroline would trade Russell for Miles in a heartbeat!
I am interviewin replacements fer yla. She cant keep up wif me. A male meezer would be acceptable...
Iza
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